Thread 29601552

1 hit = 1 death

1/3

>>29601584
2/3

3/3

Bonus 4/3

>>29601589
That's pretty tragic

>>29601642
This video with the dog is tragic too

>>29601584
Is he okay?

Wtf, the dog even it was on YouTube

And the dog... Well I think its sleepy, like goats

What are you doing here?

>>29601591
kek

And my Dick hurts after see that poor guy

>>29602353
no fuck off ugly succubus

Uhh, sorry?

Bitch

>>29601584
He walked it off

>>29601584
Honorabru death.

>>29601589
Should've land on the mother too
>>29602589
Based, street is for driving not walking

>>29603107
like a ketchup package

>>29603058
>>29603062
Wtf is that the same crossing?

>>29601584
Died like a true shinobi.>>29602589

>>29601584
>>29603132
>posts the same video twice
spam

>>29603132
If pigs are so smart why didn't he dodge that shit

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.

>>29603445
Might as well fuck her while she's still warm.

>>29603358
yep and crazily enough, same woman too

>>29603372
Middle east ninja.

>>29602311

Yep.

>>29603358
>>29603358
That spot looks like the park behind the station exact coordinates: 44.4268,26.1025. Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=44.4268,26.1025

>>29601552 (OP)
Wood da fUgg?

>>29603065
Free meat for the jeet....... neat.

>>29603918
kek

>>29603058
>>29603062
Same crossing?.

>>29603918
Yo, thats crazy. Why come she didnt learn the first time?.

>>29603052

That's gotta hurt.

>>29603107

Did he revover at all?

>>29603445
Why the fuck is this postwd as wrecked when that stupid bitch literally posted that vid herself as a "haha lol, guys watch me fail while being crazy!". This webm belong in a Zoomers Being Idiots thread and nor in a rekked thread.

>>29603374
killed by a sign is crazy

>>29602003
who gives a shit about a dog?

>>29603368

The good news for this guy is that he won't have to do any more shit jobs.

>>29603918

I actually laughed. Well done.

>>29603374
Let me guess he’s Indian?

>>29603366
Religion of piss.

>>29603366
Religion of piss

>>29603374
I like how he couldn't wait 10 seconds and that he manly and aggressive push the sign, this is a real man that not look gay.

>>29603372
fucking vevo

>>29604705
>look left and right multiple times
>still get hit
god damn

>>29603368
The pose at the end is a little haunting

>>29601591
Top kek

>>29603445
That instantly dead look in her eyes at the end... fuck

>>29604728

Learn to read bro: 1 hit = 1 death.

>>29604705
white countries are so nice

>>29604705

A little bit of medicine to this rotten world.
Thanks anon.

>>29604705
Disgusting, I wanted to see them DIE in a bloody and gruesome manner, traumatizing everyone around them and paving the street with their entrails.

>>29604560
IDF are disgraceful

>>29605113
Anybody speak gardeners? Can't make context.

>>29601591

That's fucked. Kek

>>29604234
Kill yourself

>>29604073
slavoid subhumans

>>29603125
Looks like suicide to me. He leaned his head back on purpose. I would kill myself too if i was born in a shithole country.

>>29604705
Damn this one is just too much. You are seriously fucked in head anon. Those poor grannies didn't deserve such an end.

>>29604705
Wholesome.

>>29605276
no u

>>29603052
What the fuck is that thing?

>>29603058
>>29603062
Wtf those were both on the same crossing

>>29602589
>>>S T R I K E ! ! !

>>29603151
Damn, the others actually seem somewhat concerned about their friend

>>29604705
holy fuck, story?

>>29604705
crazy just how much better white people are than everyone else, no wonder they all scramble to move west

>>29603368
So someone killed this guy? Also, why would you EVER get inside that pit

>>29603445
How many times is this zoom zoom turbofaggot going to post this webm with an inaccurate title? How many times will you retards believe it? Tune in next week to Dragon Ball Z for the exciting conclusion.

>>29604560
Just another rotten apple from the abrahamic tree of death

>>29604870
I don't get it. Is the fence/gate thing the victim in this one? That was certainly much more human at a much higher velocity than it was built to withstand.

>>29605145
Without being able to read any of this I would assume it was a video taken by rivals of an organization. The video of the corpses are the rivals seen in the video after being killed by their opposition.

>>29604843
She's not dead though

>>29603366
they executed this guy for witchcraft because he had a gemstone collection

>>29604234
so edgy do tell about your childhood, oh wait no one cares.

>>29605927
>no wonder they all scramble to move west
and turn it into shit.

>>29603065
>animals commit suicide when in abusive or horrible environments
>is a Donkey in india
Rest easy equine friend they can’t hurt you anymore.
>whenever someone tells you india is anywhere close to being a developed country remember Eeyore unflinching as they chose to dive into the void.
>a fucking donkey that has no conplex perogative other than basic personality complexes and emotions chose to bite the steel of a train rather than live another day india.

>>29603445
>Retarded Roastie
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>29603445
First time I saw this video I thought she was legit paralyzed which was hilarious in a fucked up way. Now that I know she's fine and just doing a quirk chungus face it's ruined

>>29604705
god damn, this is fucked....

>>29601589
oh no

>>29605051
all's well that ends well

>>29606084
alr incest boy chill out

>>29601552 (OP)
wtf are these large brown european exploding bottles?
ive seen at least 2 other webms of euros fucking around with large brown exploding bottles.
do all europeans have these large brown exploding bottles? is it a more eastern euro thing?

>>29605048
nigger found

>>29603151
the one person that baited the pig into the water

>>29601589
perfect example of why suicides are for total faggots.
good riddance if you kill yourself.
narcistic, self absorbed pieces of garbage. Killing yourself with no consideration to the people in your surroundings, the people that have clean you up, and the people that have to see you pathetic piece of shit kill yourself.

If you know someone that killed themselves, don't feel bad.
You're better off without them.

>>29601591
holy fuck that actually scared me

>>29605698
Its my newest contraption:
The Chink Crusher!

>>29603111
Would

>>29603107
like biting into a juicy cherry tomato

>>29601589
what did god mean by this

>>29603363
For context,
During one of the larger iranian missile barrages on Israel last year, one guy died.
It was this guy.
He was also a Palestinian Muslim in Israel for work lolololololol

>>29601552 (OP)
poor dogo.... :(
that was deliberate btw..
SOme faggot mixed the right shit in a plastic bottle and it forms a gas. The bottle being sealed, continues to produce gas when the bottle moves around. Eventually the bottle cant handle the pressure and then BOOM. Asshole kids would do this in my grandmas neighborhood and film it. They would put 2 liter bottles inside large mail boxes and watch them explode. They did it to my 81 year old grandmother some years ago. Promised that if i ever found the little shits who did that I would cut their dick off, like this nigga >>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760059769894180.mp4

>>29604746
HAHAHA ikr

>>29602589
>literally fucking everyone loses their shoes
Are niggers not taught to tie them or something?

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.
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>>29606611
Yep, that's a one shot all right

>>29606624

Idk. I'm not european.
Someone told me those bottles are chlorine bombs, but I'm not sure...

>>29606778
You have to bend down to tie your shoes, that's gay but having your pants down around dudes is not

>>29606624
>>29604073
Toss about a cup of Drain-O + in a 2 liter bottle then drop a rolled up pice of tin foil inside.
Cap it fast as fuck then get chuck it and get the fuck away.
You got roughly 5-10 seconds.

>>29606718
DOUBLE KILL

>>29603058
>>29603062
Dumb slow amblers. Get your stupid ass across those tracks.

>>29606778
Shoes are designed for human feet, not monkey feet.

>>29607111
That poor guy was so close to making it to the basket.

>>29605145
>Anybody speak gardeners? Can't make context.

well the video says a name
>>Bolsonaro
one can safely assume they mean Jair Bolsonaro
Former president of Brasil, these guys are Favela gangsters.
so they were threatening Bolsonaro but as you can see how it ended.
Sometimes, all you have to do is pay attention and a little research and you can figure it out but by your comments, i can see you are an ignorant retard that hasn't figured out how to use google

Probably a raging lazy white-n*gg*r that votes for Trump and blames browns, homos and Da Joos for his sad life. Maybe your mother too

>>29601552 (OP)
Not the heckin pupper!

>>29601552 (OP)
dog survived and was completely fine btw. poster of the video said the dog got up and walked away immediately after the video cuts

>>29602589
>>29602583
Why are they nogging on the road?

>>29604234
>who gives a shit about a dog
Most Zoomers are pieces of shite.

>>29607387
We're all shite, anon

>>29605698
Its a chink trap
>he touched the cheese

>>29603361
Looking like Charlie Kirk

>>29603062
bro did not give a fuck

>>29603052
Chicom squisher 9001

>>29603111
Is that red stuff her shirt or did she get skinned by the machine wtf

>>29606942
I hope the trumpet was alright

>>29603065
The donkey chose suicide over living amongst jeets.

>>29603366
Brutal, but still a pretty gracious death. He felt absolutely nothing.

>>29604705
I needed this one. Thanks anon.

>>29607111
Dude would have been fine if would have secured himself with a rope top the bucket.

>>29607783
wise donkey

>>29603151
Person that baited the pig is mean :(

>>29606694
Nice blog faggot

>>29608119
Nigga you can literally see people being dismembered and turned to paste by cars and you care about a gay ass pig? I bet you have eaten bacon before idiot

>>29603062
Ah yes, the apex predator of the rails.
The train is the most based killer of killers. It stalks it prey as it zooms by with no regards of stopping until it has consumed its prey.

>>29608283
Check this one out: I care about both

>>29603366
Waste of two shells

>>29604728
This made me laugh at how ironic it is.

>>29607111
This is ai right?

>>29608624
Its not, that's an old video

>>29607806
they don't have fucking Peripheral Vision ?

>>29607161
>road was still green light
They're just asking for it.

>>29603445
Song name?

>>29607806
Funniest thing I've ever seen

bitch do you think i'm a joke?

>>29607806
Get the fucking thing off of him, jesus christ.

>>29604234
All stable, mentally sound and decent human beings care about dogs.

>>29606624
Kvass bottles.

>>29606611
>so how do you turn on sirens?
>"I think it's F"

>>29607195
Gardner detected

>>29604728
ÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆYÆY

>>29603445
What is this song called?

>>29601552 (OP)
Holy fucking nerve gas. Damn… just like that

Can we please get some rekts of Israelites like holy fuck it would be satisfying

>>29608668
Yes, nigger

>>29607806
It just depends into complete chaos.

>>29604234
Are you Hasan Piker, anon?

>>29606718
that baby is in heaven so it's ok

>>29603065
pinata

>>29606718
That baby was the next Hitler, so that guy killed himself in order to save humanity.

>>29605964
source is some other random anon, but the kid apparently died later from massive trauma to the heart/lungs. kinda like the "lifting weights with suicide grip" guy, where you see the bar compress his chest to 50% thickness? he gets up, but dies later in the day from heart failure.

again, source is: i read a post here. so take that with a grain of salt.

>>29608617
Idk he might have survived the first one. Better safe than sorry

>>29608747
Happy Wheels lmao

>>29601589
The baby died and the jumper survived btw

>>29601552 (OP)
He was so happy :(

>>29605048
relax,chaim.

>>29603125
how did that happen?? wtf

>>29603052
These hydraulic press videos are getting out of hand

>>29606664
probably the one who says "that was amazing" at the end

>>29603374
what a stupid way to die

>>29609524
>The baby died and the jumper survived btw
Here's one where the baby is the jumper this time. I think they both died though.

>>29603374
Imagine living for 30 years and dying to a metro sign just because you're in a bad mood

>>29604673
who's that?

>>29607161
Imagine thinking your stink hole will make the entire world stop for you

>>29608283
Careful with all that edge.

>>29603363
if he had stood still and not walk in the road like an asshole he woulve been alive.
Goes to show we should all abide by traffic laws.

>>29604705
KEK fucking Brutal
Dying of old age is fucked

>>29608747
honestly even cycling with your kid is a dumb idea.
If your kid isnt attached to you or inside a huge metal machine, it is best not go into traffic.

>>29603445
Anyone know the song she's singing?

>>29609571
I heard he was a father of a junkie that had tons of drug debt and I guess they thought the father would pay up. Clearly he didn't

>>29605113
Damn, you think they raped any of the girls? Looks like the blonde near the end has her top lifted up and her tiny titties out.

>>29609817
I don't have a source but I heard that morgues have a big issue with morticians raping bodies

>>29603361
What the fuck kind of rifle was that???

Nice final kick

>>29603445
Genuinely how many times are you going to post this vid with the obviously fake title
The woman was uninjured, you gullible fucking retard

>>29607111
very cool is that the only time I see this video now is when it's the one with the butchered encoding/framerate and annoying ass song some faggot plastered on it

>>29603062
>>29603058
Raycon®'s new noise-cancelling might be a little too good

>>29603125
I think he was getting electrocuted

>>29603445
What song is she singing? "I can see it stand"...

>>29606717
Anon, please stop reminding me of the Denethor scene from Return of the King. It's just too unsettling to watch.

>>29605051
Airraid siren tragically too late

>>29609563
That's a huge baby

>>29604705
Hitting concrete at that speed is like hitting water, they wouldn’t stand a chance either way

>>29604705
That's decorticate posturing, indicating catastrophic injury to the central nervous system. They are dead at this point and just walking corpses operating entirely on reflex.

>>29609684
Whiteboi stuns black queen after busting it down perfect sexual style

>>29607157
That did not go at all like I was expecting

>>29610211
This joke wasn't even funny the first time.

>>29607806
Dude was already stepping through that dangerous gap before the first guy even got crushed.

>>29610074
it's a shotgun not a rifle

>>29607806
Domo arigato mr roboto

>>29607801
You know absolutely nothing about what he felt, Matthew.

>>29607806
Don't know why but this reminded of me of that scene in Scary Movie 4 where they all start breaking their necks on random shit.

>>29605048
KILL yourself, evil scum

>>29602003
A human child died, don't make this about a fucking animal like it's equal levels of tragedy. The fucking dog would have killed itself with that bullshit anyway, the baby was killed by some sad boy faggot who can't even die right.

>>29609565
I lived for almost 40 years without any major injury and broke my ankle to the point I can never run again from running down a 2 meter hill

>>29610253
next to nerve gas it's THE classic so better try to laugh

How far do you think this conversation could go?
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>>29610283
This one always gets me. Man. So young. Parents probably aren't far from ending they own shit too after that. God damn

>>29602589
That speed was a little excessive, wasn't it?

>>29603058
>>29603062
These must be suicides, right?
There's no way that.... right?!?

>>29608283
That single pig is worth more than all the third worldies in this thread.

>>29603114
R.I.P
Per Yngve Ohlin
1969-1991

>>29607161
>OMG LILY I CANT WAIT TO FUCK CHAD AND VOTE TO IMPORT MORE IMMIGRANTS
>SARA YOU ARE SUCH A DOGGGG ME TOOOO
>LETS HURRY

>>29608799
kek

>>29602003
Total Doggo Death

>>29610737
you have no idea how dumb boomers are

>>29610163
hot

>>29611020
Trve

>>29607015
Nobody wants to try making your weapons of mass retardation Jethro. Go take your fucking meds you glowie fuck.

>>29603374
this was like a bugs bunny cartoon death

>>29607806
if only it were pitched up a bit

>>29608668
link to full vid pls

>>29602589
where is the rekt here... ?
I just see social service.

>>29608119
It was a pig! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the carload!

>>29607157
Where did that come from? Is this made with AI?

>>29607318
What a waste and it was such a beautiful dog too.

>>29609533
>>29603052
>Vellcome to deh hydraulic presschannel, an today we are ah-squishing a Chinese perrsun

>>29607527
not my fucking problem

>>29608799
haha nice one

>>29608624
new fag

>>29607400
>Your horoscope: Someone you know will surprise you from behind today:
"Oh, then I'll quickly go buy some condoms"

>>29611234
Yes, everything is AI and nothing is real. Can you shut the fuck up, now?

>>29607111
>>29610145
>very cool is that the only time I see this video now is when it's the one with the butchered encoding/framerate and annoying ass song some faggot plastered on it

>>29607806
he's waving in the end, means he's ok guys

>>29609563
Sad simp death

>>29609648
kek, with the background song too

>>29609684
lowkey highkey vibing

>>29610779
you mean USA too?

>>29610104
Manlet's wet dream

>>29610163
What a waste of Asian pussy wtf. I could have saved them with my dick and American muscle car

>>29606084
>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
>Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
I hope this is,a pasta

>>29603107
You cant park your bike there sir

>>29603062
Why does it never look like the train is going fast enough to pulp people like that?
Like it looks like it's going slower than someone falling at terminal velocity, and people that die from falls don't pulp like that.

>>29611777
The ground is a stationary object, for the purposes of our example. The energy transferred into your body by taking a dive off a high rise onto a parking lot is considerably less than the energy transferred into you by a train, even when it's moving at modest speeds. Rather than bouncing off the train like you typically see happen with the ground and jumpers, the path of least resistance against a train for your body is to tear into little pieces to be more readily accelerated by the train. Obviously, there are exceptions to both of these scenarios, in which jumpers sometimes splat, and train enthusiasts sometimes bounce, usually when not directly in the path of the train like in example we have in the thread of a train making salsa.

>tl;dr: energy of train at 30mph > energy of human at terminal velocity

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
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>>296114 it didn't yell in pain. It's still alive.

>>29601642
Just so unlucky. He just had to take someone else out with him, didn’t he?

>>29603361
how did my nigga suddenly gain weight >>29603372
this shit looks like a video game trailer made in blender
>>29603445
>roastie stare

>>29607646
That’s her being flayed

>>29610163
according to my calculations that's a 70m fall. 20 something story fall.

Anyone got the news story? I want to see how much it truly was

>>29612215
>YOU'RE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER
fucking kek

>>29606717
only smells like shit and guts.

>>29607665
It's more than alright. It's in heaven being played by an angel.

>>29610204
For you

>>29607801
He didn't seem to feel any pleasure anymore, just a routine execution.

>>29609648
Why is his ass so low? Its like he has two torsos.

>>29603361
Maisie Williams looking ass

>>29604728
tom when jerry catches his tail in a mouse trap

>>29608631
No they have their own thing called peripherial

Anyone wants to chat about it in Telegram? Write your Telegram name i will add you

>>29607155
Honked a little bit too late

>>29610163
Yuri is no more

>>29604864
No they're not. They just hide the degeneracy better. Most paedophiles are white. Most toothless homeless crackheads are white.

>>29612640
>paedophile
bongistani police have "paedophile" protection zones, you nonce. Well, they call them no go zones, but it basically translates to, "brown who we believe cannot know any better, do not engage".

>>29610296
Yes we do you mongoloid. If you know anything of basic science you know the brain is whats responsible for processing signals from pain receptors. No brain = no pain, capisce?

>>29612655
>most successful squad logistics run

>>29609338
That would make sense. Childhood obesity probably makes your ribs more like gristle instead of actual cartilage.

>>29602583
Lol wasn't the driver black too?

>>29606778
Shoes actually typically fly off when you get by a car. It's not a gentle event anon, there are some high g forces involved that you likely don't have a good intuition of from personal experience since you're alive and not pulp.

>>29612719
It's a Mercedes. What do you think, anon?

>>29604205
Probably not actually.

>>29608753
You know it's probably like a thousand pounds or some shit right?

>>29605113
They raped the females, every one of them had their pants unbuttoned and open.

>>29605698
nerve gas

>>29609711
That's not usually how that works.. They probably threatened to kill his father if he didn't pay.

>>29612215
It's fake, it's from a movie.

>>29604560
You do realize the footage is so high definition because the equipment was provided by Israel (Mossad), right?

>>29604670
is he OK?

>>29605048
how's 4th grade going champ?

>>29604705
And i thought i had seen everything

>>29609563
Real life isn’t cartoons. You aren’t gonna be able to catch a falling person.

>>29611415
Fucking idiot

>>29603363
Fake and gay

>>29606084
How do you know what your dads dick smells like?

>>29603062
Same woman too btw, they put her back together.

>>29603445
Why did she fall? Table broke?

>>29613324
Yes.

>>29605934
He killed himself by going in there with no lock out tag out (hell, I'd have poles in there on top of that).

Probably on some timer and he thought it had more time and was rushing.

>>29611415
Pajeets waiting for the meal.

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.
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>>29610163
nisemono and gay

>>29601552 (OP)
You're a fucking f-word, OP. Fuck you for posting this.

>>29610220
you're thinking of decerebrate, doesn't really matter at that age tho damn...