Thread 29613331

Post funny shit. No porn. No Tiktok cringe.

>>29613331 (OP)
I wish I was alive when this cartoon was made and considered OK for children and US society in general. KEK.

>>29613490
Nice, I hadn't seen that since my last drive failure.

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

>>29613792
Why do I love bri'ish skank accents so much?

>>29613331 (OP)
LOL THEY TURNED INTO NIGGERS BECAUSE THE BOMB BLAST DESTROYED THEIR PRE-FRONTAL CORTEX

>>29613766
what the FUCK

>>29614168
Classic

>>29614308
>his daughter

>>29613766

>be me
>casually scrolling through 4chan threads like the loser I am
>been feeling low lately
>lost my job
>my house
>my car
>my girlfriend
>the dog
>now I’m back home sleeping on my parents couch trying to bounce back
>wake up about 15 min ago
>”man I really wanna try that one sushi place my friend told me about”
>absent mindedly find myself on this thread
>get a few kicks, few laughs
>see naked man?
>this isn’t really a porn thread so I wonder what memery he has up his sleeve
>I skip ahead because I don’t do nude exposition
>”I always wanted to eat diarrhea”
>he proceeds to eat it by the spoonful
>I contemplate what drives a man to do such an extreme act
>I contemplate where I am in life and how I am doing
>”this guy is eating(drinking?) his own shit…”
>father says not to compare yourself to other people
>I think it’s fair to say I’m doing better than he is
>even if he has his own home to do this in
>I start to think what he could’ve eaten to make such a biological concoction
>I think back to the sushi place my friend told me about
>I start to wonder if it was sushi he ate


I’m not going to the sushi place my friend told me about

>>29614704
That's so stupid, even I, as an untrained tree feller, can see that there are two branches of almost equal thickness pointing towards the house, opposite a single one.
Also, the whole tree is also leaning towards the house.

>>29614704
why would they cut down such beautiful poplar tree

>>29614704
>>29614806
I honestly think it should be illegal to cut down a tree like that.
Something like a law that a tree over 100 cannot be cut down.

>>29614781
>as an untrained tree feller
Same, i have cut down 1 tree before, well helped and only because it was listing and dangerous.
They should have surgeoened the 1 side of the tree 1st to remove all its branches so that it was heavy on the other side.

>>29614163
What the hell lol

>>29614723
Disturbing af

>>29614059
Jews share a similar phenotype with niggers and have enslaved whites for over 2000 years. This just shows what a stupid and cucked race snow niggers(whites) are.

>>29613766
kek

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?

>>29614749
Well, you take the rough with the smooth I suppose

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
......

>>29614935
Kikes have a thing called mimicry. They masquerade as white, while you can spot a nog a mile away. You can easily make mistake by relaxing around the kikes by thinking of them as whites

>>29614305
gets me evertim

Anyone got this video where the husband checks the toilet and sees a possessed dyke in the toilet with a strap on. He tries running away but the wire closes the door on him and as he was knocking and screaming for the door to be open, the demon telekinetically removes his pants and pegs him with the giant strap on.

>>29613792
This is those twin girls complaining about the price of ice cream when they grow up.

>>29614872
the dumb blonde trope was created by jews in Hollyweird to disparage Germans and German-Americans, started it around the late 1920s, early 1930s

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
.

>>29614308
audio is from another clip

>>29614180
Here's the actually good version.

>>29613331 (OP)
omg the instant blackface at the end. They really couldn't resist in those days
>>29614059
oh good, head shape "scientific" racism is making a comeback. There's no justification for racism, and this one's already been tried. You're gonna have to step it up

>>29614872
Same shit & different paper

Intentionally or not: cute and odd

FUNNY

>>29613360
Kek'd

>>29614059
>brain size does not necessarily = intelligence
>skull shape does not = brain volume
>difference in human skull shapes are thermoregulatory adaptations
Calling yourself a "free thinker" and reposting this BS without spending five minutes on research or a little critical thinking is peak irony.

>>29614189
I hope he gets fuckin kirked I love right in right crime!

>>29613935
god i miss tf2

>>29614192
Thas a huuuge bitch!

>>29614197
Questions a father should ask

>>29616012
Same bruh

>>29616646
I know this is AI I just can't prove it!

>>29617106
Haaaa Drumpf really DOES love trannies! Get kirked!

>>29614163
why are they smiling so hard about it

>>29614935
See you in three days kid ;)

>>29614897
Lost.

>>29614705
Haaaaa love seeing people coping with fantasy!

>>29616680
No one cares you autistic faggot.

>>29614713
Forgot to have the cracker bending over for pumpkin king!

>>29614721
Eww what's it saying? Probably "I love lasagña!"

>>29614729
I'll take "shit that never happened" for $500, Alex.

>>29615964
Women on the rag

>>29616717
>good version.
>some negro mumble rap shit
>>29614180
This is from one of the oldest, if not the 1st /v/ the musicals you newfag.
Now KYS

>>29615966
Bruh why this sooo fucking funny???

>>29615990
Sad little frog

>>29617332
Imagine getting this angry over a silly alien dance. Grow up kid.

>>29616663
And they leaned WAAAAY tf into it!

>>29616717
>>29617332
/v/ the musical 2, but seems like the original vid is lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tChNGA9NLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSDNvNesMxE

>>29614819
Often a permit is needed.

Usually also non-retarded professionals cut it down in chunks from the top, in order to avoid common outcomes like this one.

>>29617280
It's just a joke, liberal

>>29616756
it is very much scientific, the only reason we lie and say it's not true is because we want people to get along. we don't have to lie to condemn it.

>>29617483
Can you explain to me what's supposed to be funny about this? Is it just a "reddit le so random XDDD" type humor?

>>29617592
Le so edgy!!! You must be secretly smart and stuff even though you're failing at every aspect of life!

>>29617592
i laughed

>>29616756
>There's no justification for racism
Indeed, I judge by the content of character.
It just so happens that every single one I've met has bad character.

>>29614305
where's the version where he goes and comes back, (in reverse), i want to save it !

>>29617196
i remember this webm, and it existed before AI !
so it's not a fake.

>>29614059
Good post. Caused a shitton of butthurt amongst degenerate pedophiles, who try to argue science that has been proven 8000000003 times before by entire humanity and mother nature itself.

>>29617592
>>29617632
>>29617642

I laughed, too.

>>29617106
Trump basically glazes everyone by default unless they inconvenience him in the slightest, then he will shit on them non stop.

>>29617766
what are the pictures at the end of the video?

>>29617775
damn, hes savage, he didnt even act like it hurt

>>29617775
>you can't read life you gotta let shit happen
welp

>>29613766
The thing I love about 4chan is when you think you've seen it all, something else rears its vile head.

>>29613345
Rage of the tranny

>>29617720
Surprised there's not more Brass Eye clips or the Onion

>>29615990
Based civil disobedience

>>29618916
>Eat the rich
This man just wants an excuse to eat more, no one that obese can be a real communist.

I miss 2013 YLYL threads
What the fuck is this shit?

>>29614173
>See dip
>"Gonna hold the line"
>Get shived

>>29614163
Needing your dick sucked is an emergency

>>29613331 (OP)
jfl

>>29619117
This has been the exact same quality of ylyl since at least 2008. Why was 2013 the year you randomly picked to pretend like you've been here since then?

>>29619287
Fuck no.

>>29619293
>The newfag chose diversion
Fail.

>>29615966
Checked and lol'd

>>29619481
no bill no! it was an abortion! she spat it back out! its not that thing you ya know wawa yaya clink clank clonk to no no.

>>29619500
>>29619488
Replying to your own post is sad

>>29619512
I didnt lol someone was just fast

>>29613360
jej

>>29615899
Wow, World of Tanks!

>>29617138
>skulls shapes are thermoregulatory adaptations.

Do eggs burn faster when cooked at a higher temperature?

Checkmate, Atheist.

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
.

>>29614872
Aww she's shaking :(
As much as I hate foids I wish I could give her a hug and tell her yes this is actually kind of funny especially for a girl. Even better if she's single and sexo is on the table.

>>29617632
>OH NO THE HECKIN WHOLESOME PUPPERINO GOT HURT!!!
Kys faggot it's just an animal

>>29619790
This is a weakness not a strength, and your life proves it.

>>29618044

Pretty sure it's dancing israelis/9-11 stuff but it's been awhile

>>29616646
My wife

>>29616663
Actually the dumb blonde trend started with dumb women bleaching their hair blonde thinking that it would make them more attractive, thereby removing further incentive to apply themselves in school/career. It's not that blondes are dumb, it's that dumb people want to be blonde thinking it's a cheat code.

>>29619920
This is adorable. Thanks.

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. ..

>>29614059
based

>>29614189
Your realize that they shot a lot of them in the head. They would line them up to save ammo.

>>29617722
Checked and lol'd

>>29616663
incorrect. it had to do with cosmetics.

>>29617775
He tanked that shit, gotta give him that

>>29617775
Maybe if he cracked the can beforehand so the pressure didn't build up

can you niggers post funny shit

>>29614161
american enters the voice chat

>>29613371
Nobody asked, but in case somebody also wants, song is AEAO by Dynamic Duo and DJ Premier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYz-LjtiVOc

>>29614173
would be funnier if it dipped even more

>>29614194
nuke america

>>29614197
zoomers can't say he likes tits
he will become a homo

>>29613792
any vid of them servicing a lad?

>>29620221
also the roller coasters

>>29614401
lmao it looks so much better than nu-skate

>>29614878
1:33 when homo trannies are gooning to futa like the vermin they are

>>29617345
I think you mean based little frog

>>29614875
lmao is he trying to get a longer neck

>>29614881
kys

>>29615984
slaps

>>29620221
You do realize they rarely did that? The Jews lied so hard that anyone became a Jew by proxy from just hearing them.
They added handicapped people, gipsys, retards, and traitors to their number to justify it.

Have you ever wondered why so many Germans came to the trials, and why so many of them were genuinely shocked and said that they weren't aware that this kind of stuff was going on?

Kind of reminds me how the military in the USA reacted when they discovered what agent orange was (the pesticide used in Vietnam).

Remind me, how many of these American pigs got trialed and or hanged by the public? Ofc they'd kys due to PTSD, but those are just the grunts.

USA was, has been, and will always remain as a joke, you're the pugs of humanity

>>29617592
>>29617477
what the fuck is that?

>>29614163
but why do they keep listening?
are they are not allowed to close the call?

>>29617581
but you redditors wouldnt like that video

>>29615950
That's a good boi

>>29620132
How'd they know to make a propeller plane if all they've ever seen are jets?

>>29620703
they murder those faggots tim & eric any day of the week

>>29614189
alright, lets do actually the math and not just some stupid phrases:
6000000/50 oven
120000/5 years
24000/365 days
65,7/24 hours
2.7 per hour.
and that is unreasonable?

>>29618330
Fucking great edit

>>29619385
What is he doing? How can anyone eat this and think, "this is authentic." He's not even sticking to the family recipe. I know because I watched it three times just to check! It really is sad to see their culture dying out. He goes through all that effort of preparing the dish and doesn't even include the traditional signature. I mean come one. How can you truly experience the Indian palate without mixing your food with a steaming hot pile of cow shit?

>>29621420
It boggles my mind why China isn't importing them by the millions. Oh well, more for the west!

>>29616756
1350

>>29621164
>alright, lets do actually the math and not just some stupid phrases:
Iwanted to do the math however I have no fucken idea WTF a
>Set of cookies
is
What is that even 12?

Also the question is strange
>For 5 years
>How long to do 6 million

Sorry the question should be how much will he make after 5 years.

>and that is unreasonable?
Nazis are self contradictory and stupid.

>>29616756
This you?

>>29614161
fire

>>29614197
>>29614201
>>29614432
kek

>>29614886
waxing with intent

>>29617467
is he ok?

>>29613367
Take this lame shit back to facebook

>>29614713
I remember the news cycle were people had to pretend caring about this

>>29614163
Why are they all women? Our 911 is half dudes.

>>29613345
people who don't respect other people don't deserve to live

>>29622044
same for >>29613360

>>29622006
that's AI in case you didn't know.

>>29622317
Real. That ugly tranny freak should neck himself for that kind of behavior.

>>29622324
>>29622044
why niggers and beta males don't know what humor is?

>>29620221
Even the taliban can't do that with modern weapons.

>>29622540
kys vermin

>>29622400
Please just shut up. You're not funny and you're adding nothing of value.

>>29622517
See ya in three days kid ;)

>>29615964
I wonder how many takes this took

>>29614819
Untrained feller here too, but isn't the general rule that you make the V cut 2/3 of the tree? At the very least way bigger than what they had here.

>>29614806
>why would they cut down such beautiful poplar tree
I guess it wasn't that poplar after all

>>29619385
mmmm dirty unwashed food, filthy clothes they never washed, poo hands and gutter oil

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
....

>>29614201
Who is this guy someone please tell me

>>29617750
>Caused a shitton of butthurt
whenever someone says this shit you know he's seething over the fact others aren't blindly agreeing lol

>>29622841
mongy baldy manc twat

>>29617475
Additional info:
This idiot was loading "slap" rounds with extra powder. The one here had a bit too much and caused enough pressure to sheer the bolt from his Barratt at home and explode. This punched a hole in his neck and he survived by pinching his own artery shut while he was driven to the hospital.

>>29622841
>>29623693

>>29622400
How can you tell?

>>29620008
Few years ago I was part of team building thing for work. Young ppl, it was an active one. All kinds of activities. I was made team captain because I didn't care and noone else wanted.
One of the things was a drop out race. You pitch a team member and the team that loses is out. Now we had quite a few fast ones and a fatty. I decided the fastest one should go, I didn't want to be last. So he ran and we went on to the next round. All the way to the last round. Where we had our fatty set to run against their last runner. They had the same strategy so it was fatty vs fatty and everyone watching the last two run.

My fatty won.

>>29613396
lmfao

>>29617720
even if this is satire, this is how far amerimutts push the subject on it, but still allow jews to run rampant

>>29619790
same can be said about you, nigger

>>29614163
The first girl is kind of cute. I'd lick her asshole.

>>29614173
1500 bucks is literally nothing on the stock market. Wait until you are 500K in the red.

>>29617467
First possum in space.

>>29621164
You realize your math is retarded, right?
It takes multiple hours to cremate a single body.

>>29614163
Hot their faces going red is cute

>>29614192
Damn

>>29617581
For some reason russians find misery extremely funny.

>>29614711
I remember I called it he was dead for decades

>>29614968
Lol this literally happened

>>29619530
God i fucking hate adam sandler

>>29621139
They're literally looking at one in the first seconds of the video, retard

>>29621123
Correct. Not allowed to just hang up on a person having an emergency.

Especially because it could be people talking in code because of DV or kidnapping.

>>29624004
>Sora watermark
Sora is an AI video tool twat.

>>29620719
Would every single one

LOL

>>29613792
Is it funny because what they're destroying is actually themselves or am I missing something?

>>29624743
That's fucking horrifying.

>>29614749
Nobody fucking cares about your long ass facebook tier paragraphs, fucking loser

>>29613398
Kek

>>29616756
shit b8 m8

>>29613398
lost

>>29614897
>>29614881
What kind of retard finds this shit funny, I wonder

>>29614704
based tree
>>29614749
honestly this post was funnier than the webm
>>29624837
gb2school you illiterate shitskin

>>29624865
kek

>>29614886
This kind

>>29624865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHCSL-AKd3w

>>29619790
>nigger
>mudslime
Which are you?

>>29619287
>This has been the exact same quality of ylyl since at least 2008.
How great is the nature of your mental deficit, anonymous?

>>29614194
I think zoomers and alphas will grow out of brainrot because it's not tenable.

>>29617705
Can't fuck with them after what they did to Sam Hyde

>>29614401
lol I thought it was gonna just be him doing simple stuff and then ending with him just fucking killing himself jumping off a building.
>>29621000
We're in such a dark age because of nons and women it's unreal.

>>29622062
It's important to not make things look uglier and jewish (I'm repeating myself I know). Art, the physical glory of God, isn't something to pervert and ruin. The dumbass jew bitch that caused the whole fiasco was some washed up roastie feminist as well.

>>29620606
Hopefully the wife had her tits cut off and was beaten to death with them lol

Anyone got the jews yelling at a nigger that he smells downwind?

>>29625289
See you in three days kid ;)

>>29625408
*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kiddo

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.

>>29614968
>Can't drive far
>People think electric motorists are gay
2 out of 3 ant bad

>>29623675
Based, fuck wops

>>29622570
Kill yourself

>>29625693
Nah