Thread 29621549

Gentle rekt thread.
Take it easy, and relax friends :)
inb4 some faggot cries at me to post 3 I'm just waking up.
Sensible chuckles are also welcome.

>>29621549 (OP)
2/69

3f

4/20

>>29621556
That rim is heavy af, that tire has to be 5+ ply thick. Id just use the mounting machine.

>>29621553
Water thrower was arrested by the way, that's how fucked it is in britbongistan.

the olympics are coming, is there a plan?

>>29621790
maybe if they didn't let their kettle loicense lapse they'd be fine.

imagine being this much of a worthless piece of shit

>>29622089
Is this a cutscene from a bennet foddy game?

>>29622095
Job description; Bouncer

>>29622101
>>29622089
It's an actor, this is a skit.

>>29622162
proof or shut the fuck up

>>29622186
I laughed
I feel a little guilty but still fuck that retard

>>29622186
>why are you doing this?
that girl needs to be separated from him too

>>29622286
no guilt brother

>>29622169
George Papura, actor.
https://imdb.com/name/nm7265257/
https://archived.moe/gif/thread/29607947/#q29610094
https://youtu.be/E_ma4tXMOhk
https://m facebook com/story.php?story_fbid=658620624279676&id=100003952341150
More:
https://youtu.be/rKvW8vnCOhE
https://youtu.be/8zoPieifxuE

Now be nicer in future you faggot jew nigger

>>29622169

god i would love to jump on him and curbstmp the shit out of him

>>29622176

backstory?

>>29622186

i hope he died

>>29622503
nerve gas

>>29622507
he did

>>29622186
Instant FAFO is the best.

>>29622595
The one shoe lol

>>29622458
Not the anon, but nice receipts.

>>29622595

I hope he made a full recovery.

>>29622700

Is he OK?

>>29622702
This is rough. Jfc how do you end up being into something like this?

>>29622712
You'd be shocked to learn he made a full recovery!

>>29622719
Mental illness or a traumatic event can make your brain do weird shit. Suicide, for instance or whatever this dindu was doing here.

>>29622702
Whats the deal on this guy? He is into this so im just curious how it got out into the public. Is there a name?

>>29622186
Love the instant change from destroying property to begging for help.
Anyone have the story? He definitely severed an artery. I'd wager he bled out.

>>29622719
I'd encourage you to start small, eating a few nuggets of your dry shit first before moving on to larger quantities of your diarrhea. You can train yourself to suppress your gag reflex over time. Once you get the hang of it, diarrhea has a real earthy, satisfying and rewarding flavour. Best of luck!

Anyone have "stop playing nigga, stop playing" while slapping the other man.

>>29622629
No, he didn't, you fucking idiot. Stop giving answers to shit you don't have an idea about.
>>29622507
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14202585/instant-karma-aggressove-boyfriend-smashes-home.html

>>29622943
need more sexy stuff, pantyshots and upskirts, pussy peeks, etc

>>29622176
Im pretty sure she died and they sent this to friends not knowing she didn't survive and they both went to prison for life.

Like I think this was done a little ways out in the woods by this woman's house, they left her and she was alive but she was all concussed and couldn't find her way back and died of exposure.

>>29622503
Drunk injun bitch stuff

>>29622972
tf is she saying?

>>29622723
Women

>>29622681
It’s like Grand Theft Auto

>>29622070
ref per usual cant see shit

>>29622070
Nerve gas

Bump

>>29623171
She's speaking German but the rest are speaking a slavic language for some fucking reason

But since i know German I'll translate what i can
>Du bist ein Hurensohn (You're a son of a bitch)
>Deine mutter ist eine hure (your mom's a whore)
The guy then says
>ich fick dich (I'll fuck you [up])
And she responds with
>Komm fick mich (come fuck me [up])

As for whatever the rest are talking some other anon can probably translate

>>29623383
kek

>>29622937
I don't know why but it's difficult to take arabs seriously.

Imagine losing to kikes, that's like getting your ass beat by a downie 6 year old.

>>29623451
The irony of the welfare card inside his phonecase KEK

>>29621549 (OP)
las cabecitas colgantes de babilonia

>>29623452
the kikes were the ones getting their ass beaten

>>29623645
go back to pol, cumskin

>>29622186
Not sure why but those window punches make me cringe harder than anything else

>>29622972
When somebody who has acted with impunity their whole life finally realises people have been holding back

>>29623654
no

>>29622844
>Anyone have the story?
This. Always see this clip come up in a rekt thread but would love to know the backstory.

>>29621560
That's what you get for dynamite fishing

>>29623797
This is so strange to me. There's no way in hell I'd have smacked the gate open while there's no train there in case it trips me into the track, where's the care for their life?

>>29622186
>let me just use my artery as a club on glass

>>29622169
At his size, there's probably no more T left in him, just pure estrogen. Fat bitch lmao

>>29621560
btw he lost both hands, his dick, and shredded his legs. i guess it solves the not being able to masterbate with no hands dilemma but in the worst possible way

>>29622169
Schooled your gay ass din't he

>>29623645
>literal mudslime genocide in gaza.

Yeah the hooknose leeches somehow took the W on this one.
>b-but muj iran bombed them.

Imagine Japs bragging about the Mormons nuking China during a war, that's how pathetic that is.

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
....

>>29623746
Holy shit, they actually did this? Watched the show years ago as it was the only gaming news show at the time and while I don't remember a lot of their goofy segments, surprised this one got past the census.

>>29623817
Guy didn't expect it to smack him back and even if it did, he didn't think it would stagger him.

Just a crappy day, he was pissed off about whatever and smacked it in anger.

Hindsight is 20/20. Now Indians with trains, I can't justify that.

>>29623784
Some guy had the sauce.

>>29622942
Guy lived.

>>29623458
I always thought they could jump. Turns out they really are good for nothing.

>>29622482
jeez

>>29622844
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14202585/instant-karma-aggressove-boyfriend-smashes-home.html

Florida man

>>29623441
>Germans speaking Slavic for some reason
Anon doesn't into geography. They're bavarian/east german

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
......

>>29622070
"soccer is gay" -God

>>29622972
Ctrl-Alt-Del in action

>>29622917
Fabricated and homosexual. Pure coal.

>>29623451
We can only hope he hadn't bred before this event.

>>29622940
This is too cute and wholesome for this thread. 2 sparring partners fucking around. I wanna hug them (and MORE).

>>29623911
Libcuck city of Austin of course didn't swarm this violent criminal and they just let it happen. Typical.

>>29621790
The simple solution would be to say "Oi 'ad ter frow i' a' 'im, oi 'erd 'im say doiversity wern't our grea'est stremf innit guv."

>>29624752
https://youtu.be/MyhGcvlyucM

>>29623451
Even his mother never thought Allah was the sharpest bulb in the litter.

>>29623146
Based

>>29622915
lucky bitch. when they say hitting water is like concrete its true for the first split second. if that body hit solid concrete it doesnt move after the split sewcond and all the weight compounds. its like a meteor hitting the earth, you want it to water if anything.

>>29625010

Yeah, always know what you're jumping into. In the worst case, if you jump head first into unknown water, you might bump in into a rock or other obstruction right below the surface, resulting in severe injury, paralysis, or death.

>>29622927
the left are so violent :,(

>>29625171
AI

>>29625160
Hilarious

>>29625171

I hope he made a full recovery.

>>29622700
I think about this webm from time to time. Just banality of the misfortune in it. In a perfect world, the bus driver should have slowed down and honked his horn. In some ways, and we should use Christ Consciousness to avoid thinking this way too oft, does the biker not need a lesson of why he shouldn't do that? Or commit and take up a whole lane?

>>29625171
you can see a what looks like a ghost at the very beginning, moving between the machines in the top right corner

>>29624450
There are native slavs in Germany called sorbs but they don't sound anything like Russian, closer to Polish.

These are probably Ukranian migrants, there's been an influx of them due to the war

>>29622753
He literally says his name at the start of the video.

>>29622719
He clearly doesn't enjoy it if you watch it.

>>29623451
This is essentially a chimp/caveman playing around with a gun. That's crazy.

>>29625010
I fucking can not do bone breaks this way. I would rather videos of an arm being crushed so your two forearm bones are cracked into eachother. Videos of people on those squat sitting machines cracking their legs backwards? I can't fucking do it. God do I hate it.

>>29625236
Is this also Tom Pearl?

>>29622943
Why didn't she put her hands out?

>>29625171
Some Happy Tree Friends shit.

>>29625220
>AI
That vid is old as fuck.

>>29625248
LMAO fucking monk nice kung fu reflexes.
No way in hell that bitch kept a vow of silence after that.

>>29625168
if you need that much fucking extra shit to do one or two fucking reps of a weight, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT FUCKING READY.
fucking half-rep heros are the worst.

>>29625147
jesus christ when you're that monstrously fat, you deserve the hate

>>29625297
Glad I'm baptized, demons can't touch me.

anyone got that video where a femboy hang himself while having a boner and then he just came while hanging

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?
......

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

>>29621790
I'd believe it, but I looked it up and can't find any news reporting on that specific video

>>29625540
closest i can offer is the tranny fingerblasting his asshole while jerking off while also talking to his mom about conspiracy theories. off topic for the rekt thread, ofc.

>>29621549 (OP)
how is decapitation gentle

>>29625696
shut the fuck up.

>>29625462
You can use that stuff for competitions and they have trained staff and safety protocols but this was for social media probably. The main stupid decision was the stacked foam tiles or whatever to give her height to unrack but made her trip

>>29622972
>Russian
Nigger, you dumb.

>>29623661
for me it's just the massive amount of blood that suddenly appears, my fucking legs get weak instantly. I don't like getting blood drawn but I can stomach it, the sheer amount of bright fucking red blood that just starts pouring out in these window-punching videos is much more graphic than people getting pulled into machinery or whatever.

>>29621553
He got a warm welcome.

>>29625624
Did he die?

>>29625696
It IS a gentle death, as deaths go.

>>29625332
Ok.

>>29625254
Why are they all gathering there?

>>29625694
damn anon, that's crazy. but who asked?

>>29622723
fuck AI man

>>29624047
>>29624062
why are pajeets so bad at being around trains? is there a scientific explanation for this?

>>29625236
He’s literally me

>>29625813
anon asked for a specific troon rekt clip >>29625540
i offered the only troon clip i have saved.

>>29625332
Same bro, especially elbow snapping inward.

>>29625834
someone just answered this in another thread within the last day or two. tldr; it's seen as hyper masculine to be unphased by something like a train whizzing by in extremely close proximity. combine that cultural trait with generations of inbreeding and you get poo stains on the train tracks.

>>29625160
brackface

>>29625220
newfag

>>29625160
Bro just went from an 850 to 450 credit score in seconds

>>29622972
He fucked her up so much that he swapped the language settings.

>>29625934
lol factory reset go brrrr

>>29622972
>>29623692

I still give her kudos for taking the hit, getting up, not crying like a bitch and knowing to shut the fuck up at that point.

Sometimes it's good to know when to stfu and know you've been beaten.

>>29624062
I feel like the dude on the left knew and wanted him dead anyways

>>29622972
toughest bully bitch at an all-dyke school vs average guy in the real world
>>29625950
I think it was more due to the concussion resetting her fucking brain than anything, she's clearly struggling to fucking think straight

>>29625596
since it's videos from Brazil, here's a funny one too.
>guy drinking in pub, and see three suspicious fellas coming his direction.
>one of the three guys punches the guy who was drinking.
>fight starts
>one of them pull a pistol
>nobody cares
>the other guy also pulls a pistol
>then suddenly everyone in the fucking pub has a gun and a shoot out starts, even people coming now to the pub has a gun and comes shooting

>>29625950
sauce me the story on this one

>>29621809
Based Biden

>>29625447
what are you trying to say, retard?

>>29625810
>dazed & confused
Im pretty sure he is.

>>29623146
Why is it always the weirdos with massive dicks?

>>29625737
>>29625624
Probably, yeah. Certainly seems like that was the intention. Clearly this is a rich Chinese-y home. If they're well connected he will likely not face any consequences.

>>29622070
I've heard of diving before but that's a little overboard

>>29625880
>and you get poo stains on the train tracks.
kekked hard

>>29625156
> Nostalgia Critic watching from afar

Does anyone have that one video of the Chinese assembly line where one guy gets pinned by an arm then two other workers get pinned by a different arm while they Chinesely try to help?

>>29626059
https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/courts/2024/12/07/report-sheds-light-on-kyle-carruth-chad-read-wrongful-death-suit/76746929007/

>>29625696
i suppose it's relatively quick unconsciousness

>>29625825
>>29625886
bro stop posting this without audio goddamn,it's fucking annoying. holy shit

>>29622702
How does suicide not come before this?

>>29625683
>WTF, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>29621608
Did it dieded?

>>29624025
Censors? Consensus?

>>29622186
This guy punches like a girl

>>29625624
>"I'm carring the raw!"
>"I AM THE RAW!"
*bonk*

>>29621608
Nigger

>>29625171
>the blood patch gradually forming
metal

>>29625532
Goddamn
What happened?

>>29626716
>noooo I like rekt but not my heckin doggerinos :'(

>>29625294
>Just banality of the misfortune in it
Kill yourself

>>29626796
Nigger

>>29622169
9mm is pretty cheap

>>29623987
Imagine feeling superiority by bombing weaponless civilians. Anytime they went against well equipped armed forces like hezbollah, IDF got their shit pushed in. Even after killing nasrallah using US supplied jets and missiles, IDF is still losing in South Lebanon. Iran and houthis was spanking IDF so badly that IDF went crying to USA. I don't know what superiority you're talking about, freier

>>29622943
That jiggle butt on left girl is mouth watering

>>29621553
medieval strats.

>>29621553
based, wish it was oil

>>29626813
Edgy

>>29622503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Serena_McKay

>>29622917
looks absolutely fake

>>29622070
a lighting strike at its peak temperature is hotter than the surface of the sun. the only reason it doesn't immediately vaporize everything around it including rocks and metals is because its only at this peak temperature for 10 to 50 microseconds. not miliseconds, microseconds. however, if it maintained this level of heat for 8–10 milliseconds, it would literally leave no trace of whatever it struck

>>29625017
Get strafed

>>29626938
then explain why some people get struck by lightining 4-5 times and are just fine

>>29626900
dump sugar into it to make syrup

>>29625462
OH! The sound.

>>29626783
Plane crashed.

>>29622070
it actually hit the guy in blue far right

>>29624642
amazing

>>29625532
holy shit what happened??

>>29622702
ok I made it 5 seconds

>>29627018
THE FUCKING PLANE CRASHED

>>29623451
note there is a fucking grenade there too and he briefly pointed the gun at it, considered shooting it

>>29625248
you'd think he'd pay attention in such stairs

>>29625950
that was such a great day for manlets

>>29627018
I believe a woman taken the controls and crashed within seconds. It was a woman at any rate

>>29626961
He did. Read it again

>>29625220
Shut up, you stupid cunt

>>29627018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti_Airlines_Flight_691
During landing, dude pilot who was helping train a woman pilot accidentally used the wrong controls and essentially shut off the engines.

>>29625156
How do you hit like that, i want to lear that. Do they teach this in boxing?

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
.

>>29627078
No, the truth is that people get struck by lightning every day, and most of the time it actually charges them up. If it was dangerous it would hurt them.
Otherwise you couldn't explain why so many people seek out lightning spots for boosts

>>29622977

Nah they got 3 years in juvenile.. Her name is Serena Chelsea McKay

>>29626716
>some dogs are doggos, some are puppers

>>29625780
kek. unfathomably underrated

>>29623460
Thats not a welfare card, anon

>>29625470
ah, i hate that blackface is such an issue, i understand this was made in admiration for the singer and its a homage. not mockery. its a good video

>>29625220
newfag

>>29625248
What kind of sin did that monk do to get such brutal karma?

>>29625447
>No way in hell that bitch kept a vow of silence after that.
Ayylmao

>>29625703
>quack
Top kek

>>29627288
i hope this happens to you

i thought thisd be gentle tuesday morning fun but... gulp... i found myself in a gosh darn jar of pickles guys! haha (^^ """)

>>29625840

You do understand what "literally" means, right?

>>29625895

I hope he made a full recovery.

>>29625531
Don't be so sure. I was mostly free from demonic attacks prior to my baptism; after getting baptized is when they came after me. Now I'm an atheist and a huge perverted freak.

>>29621790
Why make shit up like this?

>>29625297
You're right, that's really scared me.

>>29625171
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby

>>29622089
fucking trent

>>29622702

Remember, he's doing this for you.

>>29622977
She was fat though tbf

>>29626477
Bleeds like one too.

>>29622972
This needs to be legal in the states. American women run their mouths too much.

>>29621608
Dog was just stunned and didn't die.

>>29627753
This one too. Just stunned

>>29627753
Still hilarious

>>29627753
This is before they filled the container,It blew to smithereens when it exploded.

>>29627846
Kek

>>29625895
Long sleeves and reaching over the work while the lathe is running. Hoping whoever taught this monkey had to do the cleanup

>>29627846
Doggo on a mad one

>>29621549 (OP)
>i'm
Wrong board incel. In after you being a cringy bitch desperate for attention again.

>>29625294

Settle down, Aristotle.

I'm of the option they should just use the fucking sidewalks. Even if they hit a pedestrian, it's at worse some bruises.

>>29622503
Chug on chug violence, white man blamed as usual.

>>29627627
>>29626477
Cries like one, too.

>>29627862
The dog is still alive anyway, the owner still posts him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CvSxE12tYeB/

>>29621809

Hearing him speak in unbroken, coherent sentences is really jarring.

>>29622458

Only a right-wing chad delivers this many receipts. Respect.

>>29627938
Can't be the same dog ..The concussive effects of the blast alone would have rendered it retarded.

>>29627676
100%

>>29621560
Looks like a "banger" aka a quarter stick of dynamite. I remember playing with these on vacation as a kid (they aren't legal in US). Lucky I didn't lose a hand myself.

>>29627753
>>29627862

The video is run backwards, if you didn't notice.

(I realize that 4chan etiquette is to emphasize the sentence with a "nigger", "retard", "libtard", and/or "troonie". Please insert one or more mentally if required.)

>>29625710
That water broke his fall.

>>29628136
kek

>>29627846
thats fucked up, figures it would bugman. Fucking assholes

>>29625462
i'm guessing he forgot he wasn't harnessed

>>29622089
half of all MAGA voters were or currently are like this ,im not joking either. Lots of criminal losers thinking fascism will work for them. They don't know about black triangles.

>>29622186
i hope he died what a retard

>>29624418
>Florida man
>Florida
it always is

>>29622700
This looks like ai

>>29628281
People like you should be banned

>>29622712
He's just a bit tired

>>29628205
after this she called 911, they told her how to use a belt as a tourniquet. the guy made a recovery but never regained full sensation in his arm.

>>29623219
>>29622723
https://www.silkway.news/employee-of-bakery-fault-of-which-his-67635/

>>29623441
>Oлeг! Oлeг! Oлeг, блядь! (Oleg! blyat'!)
>Я тeбe гoвopил, Oлeг, блядь! "He пpoвoциpyй eё" (I told you, Oleg. "Do not provoke her")
Hy чё cyкa eбaнaя бля? (Now what, fucking bitch?)
>Oлeг, yйди, yйди, yйди, yйди oттyдa! (Oleg, get away, get away, get away from there!)
>"He пpoвoциpyй eё" Я ж, блядь, гoвopил жe тeбe, блин, a? ("Do not provoke her" I told you so, didn't I?)
...cyкa, пидapacинa eбaнaя (...bitch, fucking queer)

>>29627906
looks like having rights doesn't mean shit around niggers

>>29623654
>cumskin
fyi this doesnt work
no white person is ever going to be insulted by you pointing it out, it can only ever come across as crying

>>29627128
just go for the jaw, it rattles the brain and shuts the body down
its simple

>>29627128
>Do they teach this in boxing?
i forgot to say - yes

>>29621549 (OP)
Wtf happened? It's like he flew off from F1 car.

>>29622972
>need more sexy stuff, pantyshots and upskirts, pussy peeks, etc
You know when a slap was so good, you don't even notice anything else.

>>29623146
And all this time I thought "gas" meant gasoline.

>>29625147
Not enough CCs on that thing.
And by CCs I mean counting calories

>>29625810
No helmet no life.

>>29625160
Kentucky Fried Rice

>>29625950
His last words were "You think that fucking scared me, bitch?". Manlet was prob just trying to immobilize him

>>29622169
>>Being this fucking stupid that you can't tell it's a skit without requiring proof