>>29623280
Wrong, all women are degenerate perverts and will attempt to copulate with random household objects when left unattended. If you have a woman in your household, it is highly advised that you regularly sanitize the following:
1) any and all phallic shaped produce
2) hairbrushes
3) toothbrushes (both electric and standard)
4) brooms, mops, and dusters
5) tools with handles, like hammers, knives and screwdrivers
6) pillows
7) stuffed animals
8) shower heads
9) "massagers"
10) pens, pencils, and crayons
11) the corners of tables and chairs
12) candle sticks
13) video game controllers (Wii remotes!)
14) flashlights
15) cell phones (on vibrate)
16) phallic containers like mini m&m tubes or beer bottles
17) bicycle and motorbike seats
18) the gear shift in your car
19) musical instruments like flutes and clarinets
20) dogs
This is by no means a comprehensive list, you have been warned!
