Thread 29665633

Can we for once have a thread that isn't bombarded with frame after frame of men's penises all plastered on the screen

ITT: Post gifs, webms and mp4s that resonate with ACTUAL men.

Rules:

No penis footage/cock films

gifs, webms, mp4s that radiate fruitfulness, strength, friendship, family and success. or gifs, webms, mp4s that make you want to pursue improvement for yourself and those around you.

>>29665637
Why would I wanna see a naked man?

>>29665654
1. he has a bandana on, technically not naked
2. he is literally just chilling in the bathtub after (I presume) a successful day.
3. it should motivate you to be chill and successful

This thread is kinda gay

>mp4s that radiate fruitfulness
they got to you bro :(
you gay now

>>29665748
His pants are kind of formal/respectable wear and I suppose the erect penis could be on it's way to his wife for the purpose of procreation, so i'll let it slide.

>>29665777
>777
>Old men never die

this gif always awakens fatherly instincts like he's my son and I want to check on him, see if he's okay.

>>29665868
>can't follow basic rules

not suprised that you get rammed by men seeing as you can't follow basic rules, your mother says "give me grandchildren" you say "hurr durr" and go on grindr.

>>29665633 (OP)
Wants thread for more men, but also doesn't want threads for men. Pick a lane, OP.

>>29665882
No, a thread for the soul of man, not for the naked penis of men, there is a difference.

>>29665902
Well, it looks like all you did was make a thread for political brainrot /pol/ idiots and muscle men with ridiculous cocks, so there's your vision.

>>29665918
Ok ..To lighten the mood a little,How about we watch Joe Rogan get triggered beyond belief by Tom Green

>>29665937
Nice, more political brainrot! Great thread, OP! Very manly to sperg out about politics.

I'm surprised this thread wasn't instantly flooded by brain rotted zoomers thinking "looksmaxxing" makes you look like a man.

>>29665950
Relax Joe Rogan lol

>>29665948
He's talking about a fucking antelope kek

>>29665918
>>29665651
>filename

*yawn*

>>29665948
god youre retarded. antelope politics?

>>29665937
Why is he looking up pronghorns

>>29665973
Sexual purposes no doubt ..Who knows what goes on in that DMT soaked peanut between his ears.

>>29666009
Didn't that guy die injecting steroids into his brain?

>>29666017
He never injected steroids into his brain, however he did use steroids, stimulants and opiates, it's unfortunate but he was a good businessman.

>>29665633 (OP)
Based thread

>>29665777
This chick gives me the ick

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.
..

Visual media that makes you want to get off the computer and go for a walk

But I love penis footage!

>>29666138
>the ick
you will never be a woman