Thread 29679221

>>29679221 (OP)
>>29679436
You have to be at least 18 to use this website.

>>29679436
WHERES THE FUNNY

>>29680003
its in the webm, did you try watching it?

>>29679900
Goddammit.

>>29680910
Fuck you. The buildup to it let my guard down

>>29680910
God damn you I really wanted to see how this ended.
I hope you kill yourself.

>>29681102
Lmao
>>29681185
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS IN THE MOVIE

pretty good thread

>>29680910
>>29681484
>>29681496
i mean, he kind of gave it away how it was going to end.

>but shes a real girl on the inside

clearly he has a dead body in that dakimakura. i dont know, maybe the twist is the sister helps him by luring dudes over and killing them so he can put fresh bodies in the bag... thats why she needs him to get out of the house so she can tell him whats up.....

>>29679436
Coward

>>29679564
Cowards had to show their sick fantasies. Fuck LBGT.

>>29680910
1:07 of coward time.

>>29682065
Why?

>>29679221 (OP)
>soijak party bob
go away

>>29681132
i fucking lost nigga goddamnit

>>29682049
screamer alert

>>29681132
Why he never turned pro???

>>29681047
Wholesome asf

>>29681102
Not true, white ppl stole and subjugated them, you turned them this way.. when you killed the best of them, example: MLK.. he didn't do any of this, and got killed.. an absolute hero
Note: for those who will say "it's a joke" shut up fag

>>29682954
Tested, works!

>>29682960
Da

>>29682974
Larp, sadly he lost that battle..

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
.....

>>29682956
Not funny, just racist

>>29682960
Moloko blyat

>>29681047
i do this and look like this

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.
....

>>29682960
For those interested, she is complaining that (apparently) European drink bottles, despite being factory sealed, do not adequately contain the liquid within, causing droplets to go everywhere, when, say, for example, you decide to shake up some milk before drinking.

>>29682942
QUEEN

>>29683219
Stfu
>>29682956
Lol

>>29684028
Why would someone need to shake milk before drinking it? Does europoor milk fat separate after sitting for too long? Jfl. Europe sucks bro.

>>29681157
LOST

>>29681190
KEK

>>29684183
Nigger you dont even understand how overprocessed milk is destroying your gut biome

>>29682960
>>29684028
She is saying that the cup stays on the bottle on one side when you take it off, rather than getting off completely, so you have to tear it off every time and cut the remaining bit with the scissors, and if you don't and don't check which side you're holding it's gonna pour all over the place because the cup is in the way.

>>29684570
>gut biome

Middle aged white soccer mom energy

>>29682960
Well I agree that this kind of bottle is garbage and a kafkaesque incursion into our daily lives by our satanic overlords that treat us like morons,

But on the other hand,

Have you tried not being a russian animal and just be careful while you pour yourself a drink ?

>>29682942
Why is this getting my dick hard?

>>29679854
What is the music from 0:10? Sounds like a Demoscene compo track.

>>29685224
you are literally retarded if you don't know how to get to a song from a webm

>>29684165
I have to check all webms before watching them, this is niggered as well
fucking glowniggers raped the board

>>29685224
i got you. song is called 'System Shock Remix OST - zircon & Jonathan Peros - Ethical Constraints Removed'.
some people here are very rude. just ignore them.

>>29685503
Thanks bro, I too wanted to know the origin this beat as soon as I heard it drop in the webm

>>29685029
Racebaiting race traitor nigger sexual deviant coward

>>29681484
>>29681496
>>29682521
kek. faggots.

>>29682065
Lost, but fake.

>>29685696
coward

>>29685348
I know Shazaam, but it is quicker now for me you fuckface.
>>29685503
Thanks Anon!

>>29681047
I have seen shit like this a few times here recently.
Is it on e of the seething woman shit where they dont recognize that a man has economical ingenuity, so they use an entire small plate just to have to rest utensils on?
Which means more washing up later.
I personally put the cutlery on the side of the sink. Universal indicator that i may have another sandwich later (butter knife)

>>29686079
blah blah blah coward dun

>>29685052
lost

>>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/29664300/#q29672131
>You lost. When you can't make a point or answer someone else's you just act like a 12 year old. What a faggot.

That's because he's a third-world dwelling incel kid without a job that mooches off his parents and isn't earning his way in any shape or form. He won't post his shaking emasculated hands when called out. He's just a larping shitposting proven trolling child that was hoping for attention, yet literally NOBODY on the thread took his side.

I won't shit up this thread, so I'll put all the other responses here: rentry.org/5c5c28dc

And unlike him, I uploaded video.

>>29681496
>God damn you I really wanted to see how this ended.

>>29684138
geg

>>29682942
ethnic infighting

>>29682956
post the sound version

>>29681047
Oh this phenomenon has pretty simple explanation. Men have functioning brains.

>>29682049
genuinely kill yourself
not in minecraft
in real life.

>>29682960
>europa bad! reee
Then leave bad uropa and back rusklandia.
>fuuuck you sukablyat!!!

Bottle is truly horrendous.

>>29685030
The best way he can avoid reality is by killing himself.

>>29686207
AI shit. Chat is moving far too quickly with whats happening.

>>29687824
Nope. Just a play on the original disappearing cage trick. Fake screen of a bird. When he moves his hand the whole cage collapses and the screen burns but the rod that the screen is attatched to is snapped into rhe magician's sleeve. The box of chicken is attatched to the top and it falls when he angles it.

>>29687900
>when you sent to a different universe where Nintendo never released a console in 2006

>>29681132
Probably great at soccer when you're 70% legs

>>29681190
coward

>>29681047
Thriftyness is taught to boy scouts a a valued ideal, and boy scouts are male children aged 12 when they start typically.

>>29681119
It's funny coz the Jew baby is insufferable. Elaine is such an accurate stereotype, I'm not sure if she's better or worse than Larry david.

>>29683090
Jews killed mlk you retard. Jews within our government.

>>29684138
Lost fuck

>>29684138
Me on the left

>>29685952
quicker than just holding your phone for a few seconds at your speakers?

>captcha SKYKS

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
..

>1 day ban for posting an audio webm
fuck niggers

>>29685029
Neck yourself

>>29685004
sound

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
.....

>>29679900
lol

>>29683649
I have wonder a lot about the parents of people like him, doing WebCam Trans stuff, so insane, how she allowed that in his own home...

how she think is "normal"

jessus christ that guy is ball's deep on his anus ahahah that type of behaviour can be healthy for his mind and pyshich LMFA hahahahahahahaha I love 4chan

Sad for the lady, she seems nice... demon son LMFAO...

>>29679225
kek I do that

>>29689469
It would be funnier if it was just uploaded with her own voice... lol this is why i stopped smoking weed. Where's the joke?

>funny edition
99% of the people here got banned from ifunny and now unload their shit here.

>>29689471
She should show Bush

Anons... im begging you. ive been trying to find that video the Hey Author theme being played over explosions and shit posts of the Syrian Civil war for nearly 3 FUCKINH YEARS since the phone it was saved to broke on me. please someone tell me you have it

>>29679221 (OP)
Anyone have that spongebob YTP where Squidward goes "but Mr Krabs, we dont serve black people"

>>29681132
the fucking mermaid man one killed me

>>29682049
SCREAMER

>>29682960
>that
>german

>>29687854
>Fake screen of a bird
The bird is real. It's clearly a 3D thing, not a screen

>>29687932
only funny post itt

>>29689212
does the original have a kid using the shotgun or is it 100% AI?

>>29689672
thats gotta be fake fat right

>>29682942
>insecure glancing around room
>cant think of anything clever to say
>no reaction
>leaves
pathetic

>>29690631
>he cant tell
it's beyond over. the zoomers are fucked.

>>29689291
Coward

>>29689125
gay coward

>>29682945
I dont think that joke really works considering it was Kramer and not Jerry who said the funny-haha-cause-im-12-years-old word

>>29680910
you got me in my most vulnerable moment, fuck you and bravo kek

>>29685637
>>29689206
lol XD

>>29685952
>I know Shazaam, but it is quicker now for me you fuckface.
you dont need shazaam, lil zoomer. just write the lyrics into google.
>>29685503
spoonfeeding retards is what destroyed this website. Now with LLM the little rest of critical thinking is gone for the newer generations

>>29690528
https://youtu.be/Mhu-EA1ruNk
The youtube link not the one in my post.

>>29691795
Do you have or know one about the pie episode where at one point they keep repeating "the sunset, sunset sunset" and Mr Krabs tells Squidward to "kill him"? I only saw it once and have never been able to find it again.

>>29682968
The little chortle at the end makes it wholesome

>>29682942
Based

>>29691897
Not of the top of my head no.

>>29685064
LOL

>>29685390
LOL

>>29686079
LMFAO WHO MAKES THIS SHIT

>>29679221 (OP)
HHAHAHAHAHAA HHAHFHAHFE89OSRTGLHIAHGEH7FUIJRL GRHGFVFFFFFFFFFFFF

I HAVE LOST HAHA LOL LOLOL

THEREFORE I MUST LEAVE AND WILL NOT BE CONTRIBUTING TO THIS HILARIOUS THREAD LMAOO

>>29692510
You can tell there is no "sarcasm" in your post.

>>29692548
Lost dangit

>>29690562
Its entirely possible that he pulled the fake bird into his sleeve

>>29689471
Doom goblin kek