Thread 29680771

Let's continue, shall we? Also, debate away on piss vs squirt vs Christ knows what

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
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>>29680771 (OP)
I guess a urine fetish thread beats another troon thread. Enjoy your pee because there's no such thing as squirt. It's performance like memefetish face. No woman who masturbates alone """squirts""" urine all over her bed. They do it for the gullible simp virgin types who have no real world experience to bank on! Okay, carry on! This is objective fact, so no need for discussion!

>>29681015
>I guess a urine fetish thread beats another troon thread.
This.. x 10000000. I actually think I'll just start this thread or those of its ilk, daily, just to combat the troon//faggotry that is currently so rife here.

>Enjoy your pee because there's no such thing as squirt. It's performance like memefetish face. No woman who masturbates alone """squirts""" urine all over her bed. They do it for the gullible simp virgin
You may get a little pushback on this one, though. kek

>>29680965
This girl looks very familiar. I think I know her.

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
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>>29681015
How to say you've never made a woman squirt, without saying you've never made a woman squirt. Lol.

>>29681015
>actually you’re a virgin if you have made women squirt
Incredible cope, this reminds me of guys on here insisting that big cocks were worse because they “couldn’t get as hard” as smaller cocks, being worse at sex doesn’t make you better retard, you just can’t make women cum as hard as other men can.

sauce the unsaucable? just need a name

https://thisvid.com/videos/snot-fetish8

>>29683032
He doesn't have to because his women have real orgasms and don't feel the need to put on a performance in order to make him cum faster to be done with the shitty encounter.

>>29684417
Nice squirting! Totally different from urine in every conceivable way!

>>29684990
Of course. The best is when women can squirt on demand and barely need to touch themselves.

Squirt (the liquid) is mostly piss but squirting (the act) isn't voluntary, if you think squirting is pure performance rather than involuntary then it means you're not good enough in bed to get a woman to do it.
Obviously there are pornstars and women who just piss on purpose but I've never met a guy with actual sexual experience who thought squirting was all fake, because only coping losers think that. Real squirting isn't like a hose is the main thing, it's less pressure. The line blurs because pissing also feels good and if women squirt easily then they start to lean into it and piss because they like how it feels
straight up pissing is hot too though

>>29685732


Even if it is piss... So? Someone cumming so hard they can't hold their piss in is hot as shit.

>>29683475
Who has more videos of that milf that squirts and screams while the guy fists her pussy and ass ?
Theres multiple like this of the same woman

Looking for the long-legged blonde who's outside on a chase lounge, legs-up pissing. She's lovely

>>29686195
Hot AF

>>29681015
Just say you're a virgin and save us all some time.

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>>29685732
Mostly piss is a fucking sad cope. By your own logic, it's piss. Why are you being so defensive and triggered over this objective fact? Sure, there might be some natural lubricant, maybe a drop or two, maybe... but you've admitted it's just piss. You're no better than the furries. I wish you fucking idiots would just accept the truth instead of trying to cope so fucking hard.
THERE IS NOWHERE IN THE HUMAN BODY THAT THIS VOLUME OF LIQUID CAN BE STORED OTHER THAN THE BLADDER WHERE URINE IS STORED.
Just accept it, you're a piss baby. You're a sad little man who knows nothing about real women. It's fine, most of us are also in the same boat, but it's so goddamned curious why you cope as hard as you do, why you make as many excuses as you do. You know the truth, we know the truth, but you fight it every inch of the journey.
Why? Who gives a fuck if you love pee? Not me. Not him. Nobody does, you're just an anonymous post on some dogshit image board.
Accept it, embrace it, and be at peace with your choice to believe it's some kind of ejaculate like a man cumming.
I've included a video of a genuine orgasm. The device is called the Vibraking Pro. It reduces women to trembling ruins, gives them orgasms like crazy, and there does not exist a single clip where one of them pisses themselv- sorry, """squirts""" as a result of the sensation.
You're coping. You're in denial. Just embrace your piss fetish, you fucking cowards.

>>29685732
so when a woman pisses herself by accident it isn't pissing

i like piss

>>29688456
>i like piss
vs squirt?

>>29687801
>has never fucked a woman so good she pissed herself

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
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>>29690370
hot

> anything related to biological females excreting fluids

We good with grool and/or lactation too?

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.
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>>29683032
How to say you like being pissed on, without saying you like being pissed on...

>>29691050
>We good with grool and/or lactation too?
Indeed. We don't discriminate, mate

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>>29689663
Sauce

>>29692512
Cautious_Part_378 on Reddit, but she hasn't been posting in over a year.

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>>29692589
source? Name?

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>>29692774
Blasphemer

>piss threads fall off so quickly now that they need to join up with squirting content to have a chance
Grim

>>29694271
Sadly, three more will rise in its place.

>>29694894
>Sadly, three more will rise in its place.
true

>be me
>have slutty big booty jew wife who squirts
>come up with a sex game where we roll dice and have to do what it says
>shit like 'blow job for 1 min', 'rub cock against clit for as long as you can without entering', etc
>wife always ends up cumming 15-20 times
>bed is soaked, we're soaked
>wife's clit is so sensitive from cumming that the lightest touch gets her to cum
>hold her down and piss on her clit
>cums buckets

being with a squirter is the best. I'm envious of how often they can cum though, because I cum twice and I need a nap.

>>29695226
Have u sold your soul to satan yet, its a requirement if you are jewish, we jews worship the devil

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>>29684909
>>29683999
These are AI, Stable Diffusion, I made them!

>>29695226
try pramipexole. it lowers your prolactin, which is what causes the refractory period in men. just dont take it during the day, 'cause that stuff will knock you the fuck out

>>29695161
I wish I knew why this ugly bitch is so hot

>>29695370
Please elaborate

>>29695251
Yes all of us Jews do that.
You would know, because you, like me are Jewish devil worshippers who sell our souls.
It’s a Jewish thing, which you and I, both being Jews, would absolutely know.
We even go to Jew church together.

>>29692774
She'll rot in hell

>>29695352
No ! She is on Chaturbate.

>>29695226
>>have slutty big booty jew wife who squirts
Go on..

>>29695459
p5p (vitamin you can order on amazon), pramipexole (prescription), and cabergoline (prescription) all lower your prolactin levels. too much p5p can cause vitamin b toxicity, so dont take a ton (100-200mg/day). caber and prami you can find online through shady gray market indian pharmacy sites. anyway, prolactin is what controls the refractory period (how long a man has to wait after ejaculating before they can ejaculate again). if you crash your prolactin, guys dont get any negative side effects, but it can make it so you can cum again pretty much right after you cum the first time. reverse of that, if your prolactin is too high, it can cause lactation in men, and anorgasmia (inability to orgasm)

>>29696962
sorry, 100-200mg/day p5p is about the most you'd take

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>>29696962
Do you partake? Can you elaborate, if so, even anecdotally?

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>>29691754
i like warm showers that make me sticky.

>>29695423
great body , nice face and she is into fetishes , i would love to spend some time with her ,

>>29686195
if that hit me I would love it

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I theorize that "squirting" is similar to pissing after you have been drinking alcohol. Perhaps some of you squares have pissed when drinking? Comes out pretty clear doesn't it? Happens pretty fast doesn't it. Yes, it's still urine. That's beside the point. The subject at hand, "squirt", if any of you pussy deprived incels have ever come into contact with it is noticeably more clear than typical urine (even in the absence of alcohol) and noticeably lacking the pungent piss smell. It is also quite a bit more viscous and slippery in contrast to normal urine's wet and watery texture.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT SQUIRT IS NOT PISS????
What we call "squirt" is still technically piss. Just like the clear piss when you drink alcohol is still piss. However, something is happening in the body, OBVIOUSLY, and it's enough for a distinction to be made.
>Source?
Anecdotal personal experience, and lots of porn watching. My ex wife was a major squirter. She would especially leak all over the floor if I picked her up and fucker her while standing. It would be pretty involuntary, and she never had much to say about it. However one day she actually did "piss" on me for real while riding me, by accident, and when she did, she immediately said "Sorry!" out loud, and the smell of urine immediately hit my nose. Since then we had also engaged in actual piss play. The piss was always accompanied by a very shy attitude from her, an apology, and a smell. The "squirt", in contrast, basically just smelled the same as her vagina. So it came with no extra odor at all, and it would come out of her with no reaction at all. Notably it also did not necessarily happen at the same time she was orgasming as well. But sometimes it did. I have seen this ring true in other girlfriends, and my current wife, and nothing I have seen watching porn would make me think otherwise as well.
So it's piss. The fluid is supplied from her bladder. But it's different, and probably brought about through sexual stimuli.

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>>29700283
Hot

>>29690370
who??

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>>29680771 (OP)
You have no idea what a golden shower is do you kid?

I'm not a believer in squirting, but funnily enough my wife and I were hosting a couple we're good friends with, we were playing cards and drinking and chatting shit, start talking about some more sexual, the guy goes outside to smoke and my wife says "squirt is just piss" and the other girl gets immediately defensive like "no it's not", wife and I burst out laughing - we still refer to it as the time our friend admitted to pissing on her bf during sex

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>>29701303
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>>29700003
I have been pissed on and "squirted" on. I have asked for and enjoy both. There is definitely a difference. For the man, and probably the woman, the smell will be very distinct. For the woman, she seems to be very aware of the fact that she is not delivering normal urine when she "squirts". I can only assume this is because it probably feels quite a bit different for her when she is pushing out one or the other, due to one being quite a bit more conscious, while the other is more involuntary.

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>>29701577
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>>29684025
I fucked that bitch lol.

She looks like she gained 50 lbs since, but she was a freak.

>>29703355
Proof? Not like anyone's gonna lie about that, though... yikes

>>29685732
Actual squirt or the action of squirting doesnt produce "liquid" from the ureathra. It comes from a gland inside the vagina close to the cervix. Majority or these videos are piss from contractions on the pelvic floor enacted apon with a full bladder. Very few woman can actually squirt, as it requires the recipitent to have the enlarged gland inside the vagina, Fag.
Women who can squirt properly, generally produce more discharge than the normal women.

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>>29703981
That bitch have a mustache??

>>29704105
wtf?

kinda unhygienic senpai

>>29703577
I disagree with the notion that most women "can't" squirt. I think for most of them there is a psychological barrier. The most obvious one, and this one will lend credit to the "it's piss fags", is that when they feel the pressure building that something is about to come out ot their pisshole, their knee-jerk reaction is to hold back because they (maybe rightly so in some cases) don't want to make a mess, or make a partner think they just pissed in front of them. Even when the partner expresses comfort with the "squirting" it's often not enough to grant actual comfort. At least not enough to counter the shame to allow the relaxation required. So what is the shortcut? Drugs and alcohol of course. Exposure therapy is the long route, but I think any girl can get there eventually, or at least every female has the capacity for it.

>>29700992
Izzy greene

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>>29704281
So fucking hot

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>>29686195
wont she hurt herself with those nails?

>>29707154
That might not be good

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>>29707384
This just reminded me of something. I remember in high school sex ed. class, the subject of masturbation comes up and one of the girl students says "I can't masturbate because my nails are too long."

And I could see a puzzled look on the teacher's face and I whispered to the kid next to me "has she never heard of a dildo?".

>>29707797
interesting

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>>29698604
any chance thers a higher quality video?

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>>29703637
I need the source for these damn

>>29709534
source ?

>>29703355
Did she squirt on you?

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>>29711886
Take the puppet vomit somewhere else. This thread is for females excreting fluids.

>>29684350
Soo hot, sauce?

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Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
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Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
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>>29694612
... where's her asshole?

>>29714990
I wonder the same thing

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>>29713567
Kill yourself

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>>29715318
Amazing! Thanks!

>>29717110
You're welcome!

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Love piss stuff but have no one to share my fetish with. Thinking about starting a piss/solo focused OF. What are some of you guys' favorite kinds of piss videos? What makes one piss video more appealing than another?

>>29684350
wow

>>29718814
Intervaginal urination. A man pissing inside a pussy. Preferably while his dick is inside her.
>herp derp, can this even be done??? How can I pee with a boner??? I don't even know what morning wood is. Won't this give her a UTI??? *proceeds to nut inside her over and over her with a bodily fluid exactly as dirty as urine*
Please don't hit me with those dumb logistics. I have personally pissed inside two of the women in my life. It's a little bit of a challenge, but it's not that difficult. And no, your piss is not toxic sludge. If you have dirty cum, you have dirty piss. They are 1:1. Women put dumber shit up there all the time. It is my personal obsession, and there is a criminal lack of content out there. I demand more.

>>29718814
>Thinking about starting a piss/solo focused OF
How would you do this? Like, what would your content look like?
What are some of you guys' favorite kinds of piss videos? What makes one piss video more appealing than another?
For me personally (I'm OP btw), it's as simple as attractive women peeing. That's the key for me, attractive. Certain positions can be better than others, and it's nice if they have an ass.

>>29719125
Although neither semen nor urine are sterile, and both can carry std's, urine contains waste products and semen is predominantly comprised of proteins, fructose, and other shit that aren't inherently toxic.

>>29718814
Last I heard was three or four years ago OF forbids pee content.

>>29719198
That's where they draw the line of depravity? Pee? Glad OF has morals. Jeezus H
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>>29713567
It was clear for decades on 4chan, that when somebody starts a thread called "pee", "urine", "squirt" etc., that it is FREE from scat!!! Are you just stupid, or can´t you distibguish between scat and pee???

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
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