Thread 29685623

Bonus points for funny filenamss

>>29685623 (OP)
Filenames*
Useless phone.
2/3

>>29685624
3/3

FRESH

>>29685655
Nice.
Guy ended up like blackface from cartoon lol.

>>29685638
I love how everytime in bug town bursts into flames.

>>29685655
Checked

>>29685683

ive seen that video 100 times

>>29685626

this one is crazy, I cant even count them all

>>29685678
>when you pull aggro on the boss but your bro is ready with the stunlock

>>29685678
I've never seen this one with sound kek

>>29685784
nigger stop posting this shit in rekt threads

>>29685784
Every fucking time with you…

>>29685689
Hey, I can't know what you've seen. I've only seen it once.

That clip that was crazy is year older and I've seen it 100s of this.

>>29685827
>>29685807
It's always the same guy, just like the "op you're not going to this what I'm going to tell you" copy pasta.

>>29685784
not who you're talking to but here's a special one for you whiny faggot ass

>>29685807
>>29685827
not who you're talking to but here's part 2 for your whiny faggot ass. tom pearl is a national treasure

>>29685623 (OP)
You know what's funny is he probably felt all tough like "yeah you better not hit me" going in that teeny line then bam he's nothing more than a watermelon for us to point and watch

>>29685784
dont listen to the haters anon, we love tom pearl

>>29685723
Straight into boxers pose ..Every neuron in that guys brain sent signals of instant retardation

>>29686276
hitting water from that height is like hitting water from that height.

>>29685638
don't fear the reaper
>>29685669
Paris and Kuaron Harvey
family house party where they were fucking around with their "glizzies", including that one with the drum mag
Paris accidentally greased her cousin Kuaron, then realizing what she had done, topped herself
based crimefighter, desu
>>29685710
"Venezuelan dies while doing wheelies in Peru"
>>29686047
i'm a firm believer in equal rights for women
and equal lefts

>>29686393
I appreciate and understand that statement. But water was never hit from a height in either of our videos.

>>29686507
Hitting concrete from that Hight is like hitting water from that Hight.

>>29686550
Like steve harveys mustache and light coloreds?

>>29685835
I bet he would've split his head open if he had actually tried skating down that rock slope so maybe the minor burns were worth it

>>29685655
So what kind of damage we talking here ? You think this low iq pajeet lost his eye ?

>>29686276
Jumping from any high place is usually never a good idea. I don’t know why brown, low IQ third worlders love doing it so much

>>29685638
Damn god really wanted that guy to die didn't he. Even set him on fire for good measure.

>>29686198
I love seeing this vid. Can't stand it when people complain about getting hit after throwing a punch themselves

>>29686733
Getting towed on a sledge at 60 mph ..What could go wrong?

stupid edited vids in this thread ruined it.

>>29685638
The delay before the fire is pure comedy

>>29686507
It's a meme, you dip

>>29686813
Wahhhh

>>29686813
Seriously. Fine vids on their own with bullshit sfx over top that 12 year old will find hilarious.

>>29685669
>>29686455
>realizing what she had done, topped hersel
I will never understand why people think that's what happened.

When have you ever seen a black person experience remorse? They hardly ever commit suicide.

Seems obvious to me what happened. She looked down the barrel thinking, "wait, did this thing just fire??" and accidentally shot herself in the face.

vid-related is another idiot doing basically the same thing. Idiots will look down the barrel when they get confused.

>>29686895
>>29686813

>>29686895
>>29686813
You know what's worse is you dipshits complaining without even contributing.

>>29686906
not rekt, why is this here?

>>29686916
whats gayer is complainers complaining about complainers.

>>29686906
>Seems obvious to me what happened. She looked down the barrel thinking, "wait, did this thing just fire??" and accidentally shot herself in the face.

This is my new headcanon. It improves the comedy of the clip and nogs are dumb enough that I can believe this.

>>29686932
Then what's gayer are complaining about complainers complaining about complaining.

>>29686953
An I am the gayest because I am complaining about all of those complaintiffs plaining on my planers and I just trying to swim.

>>29686970
The correct way to treat mudslimes

https://www.bloodstainedmen.com/about-circumcision/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8jWRVsQQW4

Most savage stuff (snuff) you'll ever see

>>29686982
There is no sound and you will not make me go back to youtube.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
....

>>29686906
>When have you ever seen a black person experience remorse?
It wasn't remorse, she knew she was in trouble, and like every nigger she chose to die than to be held accountable.

>>29687055
To be fair a lot of them play victim and say it was the whyte peoplez.

I wish most of them offed themselves when they committed crime. Reoffending rates would drop like a rock.

>>29686906
>I will never understand why people think that's what happened.
because it's exactly what happened
>When have you ever seen a black person experience remorse?
remorse has nothing to do with it
she just murdered (manslaughtered) her cousin 15 feet away from the rest of her family, on livestream
she wasn't looking down the barrel because she wasn't sure it fired, she had just unleashed her cousin's brains all over the wall and had plenty of visible evidence of what happened
she realized she was cooked and took the easy way out

>>29686948
story?

>>29685624
Bitches are drawn to movement. They can't help themselves but insert themselves into other people's activities.

>>29686198
LULZ, the one person the female cop can take down.

>>29687110
I sense there is something behind this outburst on a random incident that has nothing to do with you or the women in your life.

>>29685624
Oh no not terry

>>29687131
Id like to see that other female bounce and throw bunches. She can only bounce once throw once. Fat fuck.

>>29687143
Never say that name! It will curse you. It has serial killer vibes associated.

>>29685655
Did it cave his face in?

>>29686950
Wakanda Forever!!

>>29687187
Let them have their place to wander. Just not here.

>>29687103
might be https://www.republictimes.net/man-set-on-fire-in-red-bud-dies/

>>29686982
I'm pro-genital mutilation. I'll take a little off the top if I get a nice, tight, and smooth pussy, to fuck, when I grow up.

>>29686970
That pepper spray is really gonna hurt.... WHEN IT REGISTERS

>>29687230
nobody wants a torn up pussy or penis. so stop.

>>29687230
my ex-wife prefered her ex-boyfriend's uncut cock to my cut cock
she said it made foreplay and blowjobs easier
you also lose girth without a foreskin

>>29687278
seems like you also lose everything when you place your entire self on the way your penis looks.

>>29686970
Mate was just taking a piss

>>29687294
He was too close for consort

>>29686950
this is grotesque.

>>29686906
this post is what we call "performative racism"

>>29687136
>nothing to do with you
You'll never be a woman, faggot.

>>29687278
>my ex-wife
Let her go, anon. She's living in your head rent free. You can do better as soon as you are ready to do so.

>>29687103
A while ago, someone said the guys aunt was kicking him out of her house and he torched her instead or some sort of housing dispute

>>29685865
LMAOO

>>29687136
Literally nothing you do will ever make you a woman, you disgusting troon faggot.

Biden no!

>>29687468
Please take your meds so you stop seeing trannies everywhere

>>29687103
https://onedio.com/haber/doverek-bayilttigi-teyzesini-uzerine-benzin-dokerek-diri-diri-yakan-cani-1184557

>>29687359
I call it "why we need to delete /pol/"

>>29685624
I mean, how is that not just straight up murder. Why the fuck did she turn on a dough mixer with literally nothing attached to it except a mother fucker cleaning around the dough hook?

>>29686887
Man, I want to see a clown car get the same treatment.

>>29685626
dude what the fuck happened here?

>>29687747
Mecca crane collapse. A bunch of subhuman mudslides bit the dust

>>29687747
>A crawler crane collapsed over the Masjid al-Haram in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, around 5:10 p.m. on 11 September 2015, killing 111 people and injuring 394 others. The city was preparing for the Hajj pilgrimage. The collapse has been cited as the deadliest crane collapse in history, with the previous most deadly incident being the collapse of a construction crane in New York City in 2008, killing seven people.

>Following the collapses, the King of Saudi Arabia, Salman ibn Abdulaziz Al Saud, ordered a halt to the awarding of contracts to the Saudi Binladin Group, the primary contractor of construction works in the holy city. The incident was found to have resulted from a combination of human error and forceful winds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecca_crane_collapse

>>29687422
It happened in Romania.
https://www.stiripesurse.ro/barbatul-care-si-a-ucis-matusa-dupa-ce-i-a-dat-foc-rupe-tacerea-care-ar-fi-fost-adevaratul-motiv-al-crimei_3140095.html

>>29687675
Likely negligence, not compliance with safety protocol, and ultimately manslaughter. If you work in a profession with heavy equipment, you have to do more than follow the protocol as yourself. You have to make sure everyone around you is doing the same and keep your eyes open for foolishness..

>>29685638
Who is at fault here? I know the bike is speeding like a fucking idiot. But is the driver supposed to turn from that lane? I don't know how the road rules work in godless asia

>>29686953
>que carajo estas viendo, largate cabron.webm

>>29686884
>Her body spinning down the track

>>29685623 (OP)
Listen with audio. Lyrics match up fr fr

>>29687792
Dunno 'bout Asia myself, but biker was driving in a lane with a solid line. In not shithole countries, on multi lane roads that usually means it's an emergency lane. It's not for driving, it's where you stop when your vehicle breaks down. You get a substancial fine for driving there and in. Biker would be automatcally at fault in most if not all Europoor.

>>29687966
that makes sense, yeah. oh well, here's hoping the dumbass didn't suffer long.

>>29686616
I hope she was able to make a full recovery.

if there's one thing i've learned from these kinds of vids is that doctors and nurses are not even remotely exaggerating when they call bikefags organ donors

a huge number of these vids is just motorcyclists dying in all kinds of horrific ways. you truly need a low IQ to drive a motorcycle in live traffic.

>>29688489
Like a Bill Shakes rap video

>>29687086
he didn’t even take the money

>>29688490
Chad bull

>>29687760
>11 September 2015, killing 111

Those digits. Payback for 9/11 is a bitch.

>>29686206
kek

>>29687792
Biker was driving in a "non lane" intended for emergency pull off, not intended to be driven down. The car had no choice legally but to turn from the lane it was in.

>>29688490
That bull is just a seething mass of testosterone ..Can you imagine the energy required to launch that fat fuck so high ..Magnificent animal

>>29688495
He did it to himself.
How? Through fear: he has the pre shoot out in hand before jumping = real chute won't open.
You need a higher terminal velocity to pull out the main chute via the pre chute. The pre chute will slow you down to the point you never reach terminal velocity threshold necessary to pull the main chute free. Happens mostly in situations like these where the jumper is inexperienced and thinks jumping from a plane is less safe(it's not less safe).

>>29688514
the crane belonged to the Bin Laden group, Osama's billionaire father founded the company

>>29687570
He's gonna enjoy that spoiled brat pussy

>>29688472
>Fire stunt

>no extinguisher handy

why are brits like this

>>29686906
Dunno mate, I come from black ancestors and I think almost daily about killing myself, the only reason I don't do that is because I want to go as painlessly as possible but I don't know a way.

>>29685784
How good did that piss probably taste by comparison tho

>>29686906
>Seems obvious to me what happened. She looked down the barrel thinking, "wait, did this thing just fire??" and accidentally shot herself in the face.
I can't stop laughing, I'm going with this explanation from now on

>>29686887
Arm and a half of full-cream dairy milk.

>>29686884
so why was she going on the tracks to begin with? it clearly wasn't suicide since she tried to run.

>>29689055
I knew what would happen the second I saw this retarded negro just staring at the frier

>>29688514
Payback against random civilians that had nothing to do with 9/11? Your parents failed you.

>>29687468
>>29687384
Samefag, triggered. Get help.

>>29685723
Inching around a blind corner on the wrong side of the road. Hope he got lynched.

>>29686982
probably the most horrid thing ive seen on rekt is that guy defending his snipped cock
lol

>>29687131
You mean you?

>>29688514
>payback
That didn't look like it was in Israel to me

>>29686906
This is what racism does to your brain. A complete detachment from reality.

>>29689211
There's no denying the science.

>>29689229
You couldn't even define science without chatgpt, Ivan.

>>29689229
First black man to finally apologize for nogs and not blame it on whites.

>>29685626
Gets funnier each time I see it.

>>29687950
Based

>>29690003
Sick fuck thats not funny rap music like that is cia psyops. Admits to murder in his music and only gets gun possession charges.

>>29686916
I would watch hours of edits like this

>>29685865
Cats are not the natural predators of deer, wolves are.

>>29686887
Crazy how limbs have this ability to just detach after reaching a certain G

>>29690148
To be fair their limbs did get squished between the rolling car and ground a few times.

>>29687067
>its a fucking indian

>>29686953
I hope that bitch died

is it safe to post monke again?
that kitchen deep fried and blender monke one from endchan was very educational

>>29689178
What a faggy language.

>>29685624
>>29687110
>>29687675
>>29685624
I've always wondered about this one, so I just looked into it. Apparently those dough mixer machines can be lifted (which makes sense, because how would you get a bucket of dough under there if the mixer is already set so low?). It looks like she was trying to lift the machine to make it easier to clean under, but pressed the wrong button.

Supposedly another video of this exists with a wider shot where you can see one of the machines lifted because it was already cleaned under. I couldn't find it though.

>>29686733
>you can pinpoint the moment her spine snaps in half

>>29690241
Actually, now that I look at it again, you can see a machine or two at the end of the row where the heads are lifted already.

>>29686953
bitch never watched surviving edged weapons

>>29688593
i'm not sure,i only ever jumped with a t11,but even if he deoployed immidetly, a chute like this wouldn open in time in this litle distance imo, i think you should deploy a chute like this at least at 2k feet,and he was like what, 400 feet?

>>29688593
>>29690342
https://nypost.com/2024/01/29/news/harrowing-video-captures-base-jumper-leaping-to-death/
it was a 29 story building in Thailand, which I guess puts it anywhere between 350 and 420 ft.

His brother said it was his own fault (obv) but blames it on the pilot chute being threaded through his harness, so regardless of the height it never could have deployed

requesting the video with the pajeet poking an elephant with a stick and then getting crushed like a juice box

>>29687486
Why is nobody pulling the emergency stop? This was so predictable

>>29690313
Is there a story? Did she really break her neck? Hard to read her expression, is it just a happy little accident, or realizing that she's paralized

>>29689178
>>29690218
This is AI slop with audio edited over top of it. Try and focus on any given edge, like the motorcycle's fairing, and you'll notice the quality has been artificially reduced to hide the artifacting similar to PS1 games.

>>29690208
>why don't americans have more public transit options??????????????

>>29690313
>>29691059
this one retarded faggot keeps posting it with this file name when she was just doing a dumb tiktok whore chungus face.

>>29685655
bonk

>>29689020
https://nypost.com/2025/07/02/us-news/nyc-straphanger-fatally-struck-by-manhattan-subway-train/
she wanted to take a piss away from anyone looking - from the article she wasn't such a great person so nothing lost

>>29688578
I mean, he probably has more tonnage in the neck muscles he used to do that than the fatty has total mass

>>29691234
I always kek after all these years

>>29691071
The sign text wouldn't be as crisp, also I think this clip is pre-coof

>>29691226
saw this live lmoa, only good part about getting stomped by st louis

>>29691347
>ai slop poster samefagging desperately
>implying 480p was invented post covid
>implying the audio quality would be so good if the video quality was that shitty
Can you fuck off and go try your jewish tricks somewhere else?

>>29687950
This is why you shoot niggers on site. Never relax around blacks.

>>29686916
Road roller killed that guy on purpose and you can't change my mind

>>29691383
Why?

>>29689178
>>29691071
I actually can't tell if it's AI. this is really annoying

>>29689148
>random civilians
Eye for an eye

>>29688775
>confusing bolivians for brits
youre as retarded as the retards in the video

>>29687098
>it's exactly what happened
lol no. She did not feel remorse, nor did she fear future consequences ...since the future doesn't exist to them.
> she wasn't looking down the barrel because she wasn't sure it fired
that's exactly what she was doing.

You're assigning all this high intelligence to her. "Oh no, I've done something bad! I must atone!"

They NEVER think that way.

But people inexperienced with guns do stupid shit all the fucking time.

>>29686107
>boxing position

Wat. Do you mean a fencing response?

>>29686455
>then realizing what she had done, topped herself

Nigga please, it was negligent discharge into negligent discharge.

>>29691570
Yeah that too ..Instant retardation

>>29691375
Whatever you say retard, I did a reverse image search and it was posted on imgur at least as early as 2023, but I'm sure you know some kind of mental gymnastics you can use to convince yourself its still ai, just blame the jews again I guess

>>29687902
You spin me right round baby right round..

>>29691383
Sounds like
Her : You can stop mate
Him : Nahh
She scalds him and for some reason he starts laughing.

>>29686887
Saudi space program?

>>29687098

Retarded take. She didn't mean to shoot the cuz and she didn't mean to shoot herself. That's just what low IQ and low impulse control will do to a motherfucker.

>>29687294
Taking the piss is a capital offense M8.
U TAKIN THE PISS M8?!

>>29687230

We should fire you into the sun. You aren't even human.

>>29691470
It is definitely AI. Scrub through the frames during the crash and you'll see it forgets there's supposed to be blue and white curbs alongside the road for quite a few frames while the alleged camera is allegedly falling. There was an earlier post that had someone cutting up in a car but that one it was super obvious because there's not a single production car that looked even remotely close to the interior.

>>29688500
It was a hit. Placed by her ex iirc

>>29691589
>name calling
>doesn't refute the incongruent audio quality
>doesn't acknowledge that this being pre covid would have zero fucking relevance whatsoever
>claims evidence exists without providing it knowing I won't be able to find it because it doesn't exist
Moishe, please, this is getting exhausting. Don't you have a BBC thread to tend to?

>>29691513
Right, the eye of the person who committed the crime, not any random person's eye you stupid fuck.

>>29687359

You haven't interacted with pavement apes much, eh?


>>29687486

Lmao what a retard.


>>29688490

That bull fucks.


>>29689148

Muslims want you dead or enslaved, but yeah glowies and Israel probably did 911.


>>29689211
lol
lmao

>>29691071

That video is probably 4 years, if not older. We had Will Smith eating sgetti level AI video generation then.

>>29688500

It wasn't a robbery, it was a murder. Jealous, seething ex or something of that nature.

>>29691667
>wah I got called names on 4chan
First day, retard? I figured with how jew and bbc obsessed you are you'd been rotting on this website for a decade
Anyway I'm going to shower and go to bed, let me get another (you) for the road little boy

>>29686089
>>29685784
Please remove yourselves from the gene pool already
Tom Pearl is not rekt material you fucking cucks

"Anything goes rekt"
AND STILL NO MONKE!!!
@(･o･)@

>>29691822
Is that the guy who murdered his son when his son found his scat videos?

>>29691822
good fiber but needs better hydration

>>29691830
no he just raped him, his son was murdered later by carrot top's homosexual mechanic stalker

>>29691849
No it was his gardener's chiropractor who knew the mechanic's wife

>>29691697
>>29691750
samefag samefagging

>>29688593
>>29690342
youre a retard. he died because his harness is strapped over the pilot chute. not some inane bullshit about "a higher terminal velocity"
please tell me youre just trolling and not actually this dumb

>>29691659
>>29691470
>>29691071
i think im right to not come here anymore...massive amount of retards.
this video is way older than AI

>>29687468
They saying in portuguese that ts fag is a pedo that raped a kid

am i banned again

>>29690241
I looked into it more than you.
>18 April 2022
>She was sentenced to two years of corrective labor with a monthly withholding of 20% of wages.

>>29691898
>>29691878
>>29691697
>if i keep repeating the same lie while pretending to be different people, people will believe me!
no

>>29687792
I hope someone turns in front of you, you dumb kike nigger

>>29687950
lmao thats actually badass w/ the music deadass

u know how many times the indian clerks accuse me of stealing fuck them niggas

>>29691981
Please go back to Africa.

>>29691520
>confuses juggalo championshit wrestling shitheads for Bolivians.
Retired by retardation infact, good luck.

>>29691397
your pussy ass woulnt last prison you gang up or shut up. initiation for ur gang is catch a body what u finna do

>>29687950
This is why I will never work retail. Ever.

>>29688780
Well I think you basically have an instructional video then, don't you?

>>29691822
that shit-eating grin at :02

>>29685624
Yawn. Reruns.

>>29691829
Using an air compressor to blast the dust off his buddy then stuck it up his ass for fun ..More than likely ruptured his bowel.

>>29691822
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=30950

THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS DUDE LIVES NEAR ME

>>29685638
I couldn't stop laughing when it burst.

>>29691792
upload monkeys and see where it gets you

>>29686887
Zutted in the asshole like Mohammed PGHA(penis gape his anus)

>>29689229
Now this is funny racism. Not the edgy shit you repulsive chuds keep spewing.

>>29687950
@0:42 "shoot him in da head should a had a hard hat" irony

>>29692117
>>29692117
Then post something new, dipshit or kys like this nog.

>>29690224
Was it suicide?

>>29690504
>The medical and health benefits
>Oh but then we discovered it's actually all just bullshit and it's just social and cultural in nature
>So on that basis, we decided to go forward with it. Made our decision easy.

This is actually how normies think. These people cannot be helped. Completely retarded.

>>29686626
what a pussy

>>29685655
>Insert cartoon music

>>29687902
>Her body spinning down the track
>>29691592
>You spin me right round baby right round..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCgDvUM4TM

Generous guys, you know where to find me.
......

Does anyone have the video where the robber runs away from a store under fire, comes back to execute the wounded store owner on the floor, but the owner wakes up and shoots the robber?

It's my favorite webm of all time but I lost it

>>29686569
That's Hightower

>>29686047
Absolute chad

>>29686668
Sounds like Italy

>>29689178
>>29691071
https://imgur.com/gallery/zoom-doom-PcinxMS
AI was not this good in 2023

>>29686626
Was he dabbing? Kek

>>29686668
Hey, it's not just a 3rd world thing. Brits and other northern europeans love getting shitfaced and jumping into pools from balconies when they go on vacation to southwestern europe.

>>29685624
seen it many times, still amazes me

women are just so fucking stupid it's mind boggling

>>29691059
nah, the girl herself posted the video on tiktok. she was just making a funny face

>>29690316
Just the tiiiip!

>>29691218
Would

>>29691918
what shithole country is that in?

>>29691071
>>AI SLOP IS TRIGGERING MY GENERATIONAL TRAUMA! IM FROM REDDIT!

>>29687747
Nerve gas

>>29693261
Actually I'm from reddit

>>29692015
I'm sorry I don't speak whatever language you call that.

>>29693330
We don't take too kindly to you luds in these here parts, n' such. Ya best be head'n back the way ye came.