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Anonymous No.29686936 [Report] >>29686974 >>29687051 >>29687566 >>29688150 >>29689257 >>29689639 >>29690589 >>29691244
FAT FUCKS REKT!
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Anonymous No.29686958 [Report] >>29687256 >>29688435 >>29688520 >>29688902 >>29692070
Anonymous No.29686974 [Report] >>29687566 >>29689753 >>29691742 >>29692001
>>29686936 (OP)
>1696825126592515.webm
Does anyone have an audio version of this?
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Anonymous No.29687021 [Report] >>29688807 >>29689416 >>29689963 >>29690581 >>29691239 >>29691922
YLYL
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>>29686985
Crazy how much weight these 2 lost
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>>29686936 (OP)
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>>29687063
Nice tit's
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Anonymous No.29687100 [Report] >>29690717
>>29686981
Fat retard npc stuck in programmed dialogue loop TND
Anonymous No.29687101 [Report] >>29688201 >>29690383
Anonymous No.29687104 [Report] >>29688313 >>29688918
Anonymous No.29687107 [Report] >>29691369
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>>29687004
She's so uncomfortable in her own body which makes being a fat fuck even more degenerate
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>>29686977
Most exercise he's has all year.
Anonymous No.29687118 [Report] >>29687335 >>29687651 >>29689516
>>29687010
Not using eugenics was a crime against humanity
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Anonymous No.29687120 [Report] >>29688396
>>29687093
In her defense, she's not fat, she's a whore, a whore who is going to have some buttry smooth shits.
Anonymous No.29687121 [Report]
These troglodytes are such a drain on society
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Anonymous No.29687124 [Report] >>29687146
>>29687048
This vid is why America needs to be nuked
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Anonymous No.29687145 [Report] >>29687239 >>29687720 >>29688921 >>29689580 >>29689827
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>>29687124
Anonymous No.29687147 [Report] >>29687152
Please keep them coming. I'd contribute if i could but i don't have any. I was about to break my diet then I saw this thread and my resolve has strengthened.
Anonymous No.29687150 [Report] >>29688317 >>29689971
Anonymous No.29687152 [Report] >>29687188
>>29687147
You fat cunt
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Anonymous No.29687178 [Report] >>29688133
Anonymous No.29687182 [Report]
all of a sudden, I don't feel so bad about being just a little bit overweight. How the fuck are these fat cunts even alive?
Anonymous No.29687183 [Report]
>>29687010
What the actual fuck. The cunt is drinking fucking oil.
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Anonymous No.29687188 [Report] >>29687199 >>29688922
>>29687152
I'm not nearly as bad as most of this thread but I don't want to be associated with this shit at all anymore.
Anonymous No.29687189 [Report]
>>29687167
The diabetus
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Anonymous No.29687196 [Report] >>29691272 >>29692146
Anonymous No.29687199 [Report] >>29687233
>>29687188
In that case keep working out and become human again.
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>>29687063
Literal Nurgle's great unclean one.
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Anonymous No.29687211 [Report] >>29689073 >>29690445 >>29690866 >>29691262 >>29691348
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Anonymous No.29687233 [Report] >>29687314
>>29687199
I will & I'm saving damn near everything in here to help me the next time I feel weak.
Anonymous No.29687234 [Report] >>29688327 >>29689821 >>29690680 >>29691473
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>>29687145
How the hell did the white one managed to eat itself Into this state with T-Rex hands? That takes some determination.
Anonymous No.29687241 [Report] >>29688247
>>29687163
Slammed so hard money popped out
Someone needs to edit a green glow
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Anonymous No.29687248 [Report] >>29687266 >>29687686 >>29688437 >>29688818 >>29690662
>>29686997
Yeah she's fat, but how is this not a smart option? The cost of snacks at sports games is wildly high, even higher than at movie theaters, and none of the food you would buy would be healthy anyway. Whats wrong with sneaking in some cheap noodles? Kind of smart, to be honest. I always sneak an apple into a movie theater and crunch on it during the most silent parts of the movie to see if anyone even notices lol
Anonymous No.29687256 [Report] >>29687485
>>29686958
Deserved, parking like a fucking asshole.
Anonymous No.29687266 [Report] >>29687595 >>29687686 >>29688622
>>29687248
I thought it was beer soaked popcorn.
Anonymous No.29687267 [Report] >>29687274 >>29687656 >>29688304
>>29687068
Can't even post about that faggot anymore, all that fat shit was a grift, he's still a cock sucking sociopath that made himself obese on purpose, but he was never a fat fuck at heart.
Anonymous No.29687274 [Report]
>>29687267
Think there's any chance it was like some kind of next level psyop to use reverse psychology to motivate others to pursue fitness? Cause watching him eat makes me lose all appetite.
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Anonymous No.29687313 [Report] >>29687759
Anonymous No.29687314 [Report]
>>29687233
That's some good motivation right there anon,You got this
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Anonymous No.29687324 [Report] >>29687487
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Anonymous No.29687335 [Report] >>29687604
>>29687118
There is a eugenics program going on against intelligent people
It's called gangstalking
Anonymous No.29687336 [Report] >>29687613
>>29687010
Well, at least she'll die young.
Anonymous No.29687345 [Report] >>29687369 >>29687659 >>29690755
>>29687063
I'm a 300lb fat fuck. I know firsthand how shit it feels to be this weight. I can't even comprehend how fucking painful it must be to be that bitch. Like, fuck, bro. The neuropathy alone would hurt like a motherfucker.
Anonymous No.29687368 [Report] >>29690983
>>29687010
Fat retard doesn't even use real butter.
Anonymous No.29687369 [Report] >>29687467
>>29687345
Just stop eating shitty food and take a 30 min walk every day, in a year you gonna see great results.
Anonymous No.29687370 [Report]
>>29687054
all of this was paid for by foodstamps
Anonymous No.29687373 [Report] >>29687676
>>29687022
Imagine she sits next to you taking up the window and middle seat. Every time she gets up to go to the bathroom, that fatass is pressed right against your face and rock hard cock as she gets out
Anonymous No.29687408 [Report]
>>29686954
Damn, that's $200 gone.
Anonymous No.29687412 [Report]
>>29686977
He's got this.
Anonymous No.29687417 [Report]
>>29686981
I bet she does anal.
Anonymous No.29687429 [Report]
>>29687063
I pay $40 for that kind of show. I should just get a fat chick.
Anonymous No.29687432 [Report]
>>29687072
>McDonald's
Get rekt eurofag!
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Anonymous No.29687467 [Report] >>29687572 >>29687659 >>29688001 >>29688001 >>29688517 >>29688801 >>29690910 >>29690981
>>29687369
NTA, but in a similar situation.
Do you have a set of recipes or a cook book that you use to eat healthier?
I'm not that good with cooking so I usually eat either pre-made meals like TV dinners or fast food, or I'll make something simple like a slab of meat and some instant mashed potatoes. (the hungry jack stuff is pretty good)
Sometimes I'll add a handful of broccoli or carrots, but not often enough.

Really, my biggest hurdle to overcome is laziness. I just get food elsewhere because I don't want to have to deal with actually making food and cleaning up afterwards.

Plus, there's this really good mexican food truck that parks outside my job at lunch time, and I'm getting really sick of my chicken/turkey sandwiches on wheat bread every day.
Anonymous No.29687485 [Report]
>>29687256
this. instant karma
Anonymous No.29687487 [Report]
>>29687324
funniest thing about this is you know he wanted to whoever find him feel even more pain for his edgy "the best of me" poster, covered in brains.
dumb bastard failed to even do that lol
Anonymous No.29687528 [Report]
>>29686954
Shes extremely lucky that ladder broke her fall holy shit
Anonymous No.29687566 [Report] >>29688262
>>29686936 (OP)
>>29686974
https://www.tiktok.com/@jtshep97/video/7178680638780788010
him talking shit

and him getting thrown
>>>>>>>>>>
Anonymous No.29687572 [Report]
>>29687467
check the sticky on /fit/. The read teaches you how nutrition works. If you're not interested in exercise it's still a great read. You should be though
Anonymous No.29687595 [Report] >>29687686
>>29687266
I always thoguht it was popcorn just tossed in half a beer or whatever.
never did I think anyone would be retarded enough to drown their popcorn so fucking much in butter that it forms a pool at the bottom. and then drink some of it
Anonymous No.29687604 [Report]
>>29687335
>intelligent people
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.29687606 [Report] >>29688441 >>29689439
>>29687010
This is why I am not pro free healthcare
Anonymous No.29687613 [Report]
>>29687336
unfortunately she'll cost the medical system more than she could ever make in 10 lifetimes.
Anonymous No.29687636 [Report] >>29688921 >>29690018
>>29687036
>american
>clearly ""british""

delicio cafe brasserie
https://deliciorestaurant.com/
Anonymous No.29687651 [Report] >>29689516
>>29687118
>Phenotype
>Eugenics

You should be culled
Anonymous No.29687656 [Report] >>29687867 >>29688984
>>29687267
He actually went through conversion therapy and dates a woman now
Anonymous No.29687659 [Report] >>29690640 >>29690755
>>29687467
>>29687345
and stop drinking fucking soda, sugary bullshit drinks
Anonymous No.29687676 [Report]
>>29687373
Stop it brother, I can only get so erect.
Anonymous No.29687684 [Report] >>29690566
>>29686997
Wats dat?
Anonymous No.29687685 [Report]
>>29687075
my knees hurt
Anonymous No.29687686 [Report] >>29688622
>>29687248
>>29687266
>>29687595
Its butter made from seed oils
Anonymous No.29687688 [Report] >>29687776
>>29687041
fuuucckkk imagine being snuggled up in that every night. I'm fucking bricked just thinking about it
Anonymous No.29687693 [Report] >>29687713
>>29686954
You'd think that it would be immediately obvious that the base of the ladder is way too far out from house. Ladders are dangerous as shit.
Anonymous No.29687713 [Report]
>>29687693
I think that she likely had trouble climbing at the proper angle, so she adjusted it to give her less rise per rung.
Anonymous No.29687720 [Report]
>>29687145
>meatwad is actually real
Anonymous No.29687759 [Report] >>29687780
>>29687313
so what was actually on the tapes?
Anonymous No.29687776 [Report]
>>29687688
funny, I'm inverted just thinking about it
Anonymous No.29687780 [Report] >>29688929
>>29687759
"When Ricardo Lopez killed himself in September 1996, he would leave behind twenty hours of videotaped diaries documenting the building of an acidic spray device he intended to use in a letter bomb that would disfigure pop singer Bjork."
Anonymous No.29687867 [Report]
>>29687656
Where are you getting this from
Anonymous No.29687877 [Report]
>>29686954
Is the ladder okay?
Anonymous No.29688001 [Report]
>>29687467
>>29687467
From what you wrote ot seems your biggest problem is eating ultra processed food, like instant mash potatoes. You only need a pot and a masher, you don't have to clean a lot, and you can make enough for 2-3 days. 15min of work max. Cooking some cut of meat in a pan is 10-15mins, while the potatoes are boiling. Boom, you have a healthier, tasty dinner/lunch that took 30mins to make and you have to clean like 2 things after. Start small, with easy to cook dishes, and when you feel comfortable with those, level up to something a bit more complicated. Try making 2-3 days worth of food, this way you only have to cook 2-3 times a week.
Anonymous No.29688133 [Report]
>>29687178
I'd bang 3 of those
Anonymous No.29688150 [Report] >>29689282 >>29691148
>>29686936 (OP)
>FAT FUCKS REKT
nice, as an ex-fatty, I love these:
Anonymous No.29688172 [Report]
>>29687064
jesus, how can she still walk?
Anonymous No.29688193 [Report] >>29690847
>>29687164
Let's see you apply sun lotion to center middle of your back, bet you can't
Anonymous No.29688201 [Report]
>>29687101

Jesus, how utterly grotesque.
Anonymous No.29688247 [Report]
>>29687241
MISSION PASSED
+RESPECT
Anonymous No.29688262 [Report] >>29691425
>>29687566
Does the fat guy have down syndrome?
Anonymous No.29688286 [Report]
>>29686977
finally some motivation to train those abs
Anonymous No.29688304 [Report]
>>29687267
guy is a hero for taking shitposting to the next level

shut the fuck up you fucking redditors
Anonymous No.29688313 [Report]
>>29687104
kek
Anonymous No.29688317 [Report]
>>29687150
kek this one is pretty funny especially since the guy is black
Anonymous No.29688320 [Report]
>>29687164
i do this at home like this before i go to the beach
Anonymous No.29688327 [Report] >>29688355 >>29688710
>>29687234
>Did you check him?

Check what?
Anonymous No.29688355 [Report] >>29688710
>>29688327
His restraints, you know, the one thing ride operators actually do
Anonymous No.29688396 [Report]
>>29687120
kek
Anonymous No.29688435 [Report]
>>29686958
This guy sucks
But he's also fat n lazy
Anonymous No.29688436 [Report] >>29688685 >>29690618
>>29686977
Fat people ruin the world and recreation. If fat people didn't force themselves to eat 3x the required calories, would food be so damn expensive?
Anonymous No.29688437 [Report] >>29688622
>>29687248
It's popcorn.
Soggied popcorn.
Anonymous No.29688439 [Report]
>>29687004
I can't check your risk rates?
I guess youre health then, get out, allow people that actually want to be healthy and want help to take up medical professionals time
Anonymous No.29688441 [Report]
>>29687606
Just exclude obesity conditions from free healthcare.
There, ya done.
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Anonymous No.29688449 [Report] >>29688481 >>29689963
>>29687022
Imagine she blocks an exit in an emergency, imagine her dying first while blocked in the way from people trying to escape. Imagine her shit clogged body starts leaking her shart juice everywhere since she's deceased and can no longer keep her sphincter closed to hold back the her gates to the floods of hell while everyone is trying to pry themselves past her.
Also imagine that nearly everyone turns sideways to make walking easier on airplanes.
Imagine paying extra for the extra weight you take up compared to normal people.
Let's just create a fat people only airlines and exclude them from normal ones please.
Anonymous No.29688457 [Report]
>>29687030
To be fair, branch looked dead, and elbow fell on gnarled root sticking up, also jacket looks thin. Recipe for broken elbow (not fun)
Anonymous No.29688481 [Report]
>>29688449
Her fat deposits would make for a tasty snack if the plane crashed in the Andes and cannibalism was imminent.
Anonymous No.29688517 [Report] >>29688676
>>29687467
Just be even lazier.
Be so lazy you skip meals.
Be so lazy you don't make food, but just a smoothie, with Greek yogurt, maybe with collagen + psylum husk added to make it filling more long term. Then just measure your 2.5 cups to drink and put the rest in the fridge. Set timer for next consumption. Eat apples when you wanna snack but limit 2-3 per day.
Anonymous No.29688520 [Report]
>>29686958
Thats beautiful
Anonymous No.29688622 [Report] >>29690793
>>29687266
>>29687686
>>29688437
Oh fuck, youre right. I thought it was Ramen noodles. That's repulsive. These people vote. Thats wild.
Anonymous No.29688659 [Report] >>29688663 >>29688663
>>29686981

Diversity is beautiful
Anonymous No.29688663 [Report] >>29690126
>>29688659
>>29688659
Anonymous No.29688676 [Report]
>>29688517
Different anon here. I do this:
>Be so lazy you don't make food
It doesn't really work for me. Precisely, I eat nothing but this once a day in the morning:

• 1 scoop nutricost unflavored whey protein powder [120 kcal / 33g / 25g protein]

• 1 scoop sports research collagen peptides [40 kcal / 16g / 11g collagen]

• 1 tablespoon psyllium husk powder [fiber]

• Minimum volume of skim milk to dissolve everything

At best, I barely lose a pound per week. I can make the scale say 2 but it's just dehydration. I don't cheat. I don't snack. Occasionally I substitute 2 or 3 eggs/day instead of the above slurry — eating any real food at all is rarer all the time for me though.

My TDEE is limited by major injuries awaiting rehab but I do move some. Weightlifting at home with my bench etc. is largely off the table for now — just dumbbells. I sleep off any energy and hunger issues, though the latter are basically gone because of how long I've been in a fasting-like CR. I don't currently remember the last time I actually enjoyed food outside of youtube (the restaurant fallow is a good follow) and cooking for others. Still fat, just less fat. A thermodynamic curiosity for the annals of fatboy studies.

Point is, discipline doesn't always pay dividends. You can be little more than a few bad dice rolls away from a healthy athlete to whatever the hell I am presently. The typical fatty also has no resolve to bruteforce their issues, so if anything goes wrong they're powerless to intervene. Giving up on real food isn't in the cards for the vast majority.
Anonymous No.29688685 [Report] >>29689531
>>29688436
>>29686977
honestly, this isn't even lard ass's fault this time. There are types of ropes that stretch more than others for something like this, with a lot of friction and a long line, they probably should have used something like a steel cable. BUt the text is russian, so they probably cheaped out, got some shitty nylon rope, and spent the rest on vodka. many such cases
Anonymous No.29688710 [Report] >>29690929
>>29688327
>>29688355
I remember this story. Apparently they let him ride without the restraints being positioned far down enough to lock in.
Anonymous No.29688772 [Report]
Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
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Anonymous No.29688801 [Report]
>>29687467
You can eat whatever you want BUT low-calories is a MUST. Find your BMR rate (Basal Metabolic Rate) - which is how many your calories you lose per-day by simply existing - and use that as a benchmark.
Now that you have your benchmark, aim to have around 1200, 1300, or 1400 calories PER DAY - stirctly.
Whole foods such as Brown Rice, Chicken, Fish, vegetables will aid in you not feeling as hungry throughout the day and for the love of God, cut-out sugar all together.

Ultimately, it is up to you but sugar is insanely high in calories and you need those calories for food.

Cut out what you want but count your calories and you will steadily lose weight.
> t. Lost 50kg so far.
Anonymous No.29688807 [Report] >>29688837 >>29689181 >>29690911
>>29687021
>800 pounds equal 362.873896 kilograms
i have breathing problems when i reach 120 kgs, how do you manage to get to that weight without your body collapsing?
Anonymous No.29688818 [Report] >>29690145
>>29687248
......You just compared yourself sneaking in apples, a healthy food source, to a women chugging down a cup of soggy popcorn that practically submerged in oil.
Anonymous No.29688837 [Report]
>>29688807
362kg is unthinkable ..I'm 80kg and don't even workout that much,Just a little cardio ..It all boils down to diet ..I eat a diet full of fruit,nuts and seeds ..If these fat cunts made an effort to eat better they would loose literally hundreds of lbs
Anonymous No.29688858 [Report] >>29689464 >>29690018
>filenames all of americans
like 60% or more, maybe 80% of it isn't of americans
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Anonymous No.29688893 [Report] >>29690509
>>29687068
Unlike everyone else in this thread, he intentionally became fat for grow fetishists and probably earned my lifetime income several times over doing it.

The rest of the thread is just retards eating McDonald's 12 times a day and thinking that "healthy at every size" wasn't just a cope
Anonymous No.29688902 [Report]
>>29686958
>Oversized truck for a guy that barely even walks
>Shit parking job
>Fat fuck hurts himself
A++ webm
Anonymous No.29688913 [Report] >>29690018
>>29686977
>Beaner
>cyrillic watermark

>>29686989
Looks polish or something like that

>>29687036
Bongistan

>>29687046
>Die Meisterwerkstatt
>American

>>29687048
bets on Brazil
Anonymous No.29688918 [Report]
>>29687064
blatantly Germany

>>29687068
>29687084
>29687194
>29687196
>29687202
>29687207
Ukrainian whose family took a wrong turn at Canada

>>29687072
I haven't been in a McDonald's for well over a decade and even I can immediately tell that this isn't a McDonald's

>>29687087
sure

>>29687104
100 bucks says they're speaking spanish and this is somewhere like costa rica
Anonymous No.29688921 [Report]
>>29687145
Learn how to save webms with sound you fucking mongoloid

>>29687636
It's the one poltard who obsessively reposts the same politics, rekt, and war webms here every single day. His life must be awful.
Anonymous No.29688922 [Report]
>>29687188
This is unironically why some people followed r/fatpeoplehate and lost weight
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>>29687780
lmao and the fat fuck decomposing alerted the cops to his body, then his stalker tapes, and then they gave a quick call to Scotland Yard who located his letter bomb and destroyed it before it even got close to Bjork
Absolute dunce
Anonymous No.29688936 [Report]
Wish my dog didn't eat the webm of the fat nigger falling from the amusement park ride to his death, that's the absolute fucking ZENITH of "fat YLYL"
Anonymous No.29688938 [Report] >>29688946 >>29689060 >>29690073 >>29690872 >>29691032
Shaky the Drunk No.29688939 [Report]
>>29686981
Was that a dude with a harpoon walkin around?
Anonymous No.29688946 [Report]
>>29688938
Guy in the cap was fucking disgusted by the fat cunt.
Anonymous No.29688956 [Report]
>>29686954
I thought she was gonna break the ladder in two
Anonymous No.29688971 [Report]
>>29687010
She's cute. Would plapjak her.
Anonymous No.29688984 [Report] >>29689119
>>29687656
Tell me, if he spent years as a obese clown just for the bit, do you actually think this conversion nonsense isn't another grift?
Anonymous No.29688995 [Report]
>>29687061
There goes Chris, Zap to the extreme, man!
Anonymous No.29689060 [Report]
>>29688938
Guy had the correct response. Don't assist, don't freak out, just look away in disgust and shame while holding his drink.
Anonymous No.29689073 [Report]
>>29687211
JUST
Anonymous No.29689092 [Report]
>>29687072
This is a skit from a comedy website called the Chive
Anonymous No.29689119 [Report] >>29689608
>>29688984
He grifted so hard he lost weight
Anonymous No.29689167 [Report] >>29689310
>>29687064
To clarify, this is a German trash TV format. While she really is that fat, what happens in the episodes is obviously scripted and performed by amateur "actors" that get like a few hundred Euros for embarrassing themselves on national TV. They don't really hide the fact that it's not real and everyone knows anyway, so they show some absolutely retarded and exaggerated behavior.
I don't know if there are similar shows in the US, so I can't draw comparisons. If there are, please tell me.
Anonymous No.29689181 [Report]
>>29688807
>how do you manage to get to that weight without your body collapsing?
They don't manage it for very long
Anonymous No.29689257 [Report]
>>29686936 (OP)
kek classic amerimutt
Anonymous No.29689263 [Report]
>>29687163
Haha getting loot after body slamming a pig
Anonymous No.29689282 [Report]
>>29688150
who is this whore
Anonymous No.29689301 [Report]
>>29687078
Finally earn ye rations
Anonymous No.29689309 [Report]
>>29687167
Isaac? Isaac!
Anonymous No.29689310 [Report]
>>29689167
The equivalent show in America is everyday life.
Anonymous No.29689320 [Report]
>>29686981
niggers are kings in usa
Anonymous No.29689416 [Report]
>>29687021
holly hell how is their heart functioning
Anonymous No.29689439 [Report] >>29689786
>>29687606
but when your crack addict mother needs it for ODing at the cousin fucking tournament, you all would be for it.
Anonymous No.29689451 [Report]
>>29687036
i see yall didn't expunge the IDF from 4chan yet
Anonymous No.29689454 [Report]
>>29687048
i hope god nuke that hell hole with an asteroid
Anonymous No.29689464 [Report]
>>29688858
the IDF is still at work i see
Anonymous No.29689486 [Report]
>>29687041
this is sad because you can tell she is actually pretty
Anonymous No.29689505 [Report]
>"FAT FUCKS REKT!"
>half of the thread is fat people having a good time
please ban all of india
Anonymous No.29689516 [Report]
>>29687651
>>29687118
our ancestors didnt have social media. they were classical liberals who still had lofty ideals of equality and liberty. they didnt know how bad things really were. its on us to clean house now, otherwise, they will continue to eat our paradise
Anonymous No.29689531 [Report]
>>29686977
>>29688685
>A rope sagging under the enormous weight of some obese person is not the fault of the obese person

t. some fatty
Anonymous No.29689580 [Report]
>>29687145
POV you are what you eat (chicken wings)
Anonymous No.29689608 [Report]
>>29689119
No dummy the gaining weight was the gift, he got the idea of turning himself into a parody fat American faggot to stay relevant, and it worked, now he could be working a gay conversion grift to get the money from the right.
Noko No.29689639 [Report]
>>29686936 (OP)
Average American intelligence.exe
Anonymous No.29689685 [Report] >>29690841
>>29687155
I don't know why but it always looks so weird seeing these fat cunts ragdoll like that.
Anonymous No.29689700 [Report]
>>29687217
MUH LAYG
Anonymous No.29689753 [Report]
>>29686974
Being so fat that if he was in orbit he'd be classified as a small moon, yet bitches about wealth inequality.
Anonymous No.29689781 [Report]
>>29687041
would
Anonymous No.29689786 [Report]
>>29689439
found the fattie :)
Anonymous No.29689821 [Report]
>>29687234
Anonymous No.29689827 [Report] >>29691263
>>29687145
A quick spray and they melt into goo
Anonymous No.29689828 [Report]
>>29686981
imagine my absolute shock when this occurred in a wal mart
Anonymous No.29689933 [Report]
>>29687004
>"that makes 10.000 dollaridoos per month in insurance then"
or even better
>"you can put "refused" on that chart"
>>"650 pounds then"
>"what? no, i'm not that fat!"
>>"700 pounds of lard. as you said, it's an abitrary number"
Anonymous No.29689963 [Report]
>>29687021
to this, i always lose
>>29687022
checked
the way they aways cry about the world not being build for a fucking ogre infuraites me
they should be ashamed and motivated to get slimmer
fatties should be thrown on an island with vitamine water and maybe one egg per day
this specimen should be able to survive this for two years
>>29688449
that is a damn good point
>"sorry ma'am, your circumference is not in line with our safety protocol."
Anonymous No.29689971 [Report]
>>29687150
look at this shit the world should declare a fuckin war against these mutts
Anonymous No.29689995 [Report] >>29690018
All filenames have "american" in them but no videos have Americans in them. At least get actual videos of Americans if you really wanna shit on a better country.
What the fuck is wrong with the israeli, jeet and british third-worlders in this thread?
Anonymous No.29690018 [Report] >>29690120
>>29687636
>>29688858
>>29688913
>>29689995
Alright Bryce we get it, only most (but not all) of the morbidly obese people ITT are the average american. You can stop seething about it now.
Anonymous No.29690058 [Report]
>>29687041
tragedy honestly, pretty face behind all that. unfortunately at that point there really is no going back even with surgery your body is forever fucked up
Anonymous No.29690073 [Report]
>>29688938
lmao, dude is like why the fuck am in the woods with these whores
Anonymous No.29690120 [Report]
>>29690018
Only 1 in 20 videos here are of Americans, you guys can't even do propaganda right.
Anonymous No.29690126 [Report]
>>29687057
i really love how they are pretending to walk
actual walking is out of the question
>>29687072
i always thought this guy came just out of prison
>>29687166
checked. man that was pleasant
slim guy has a good punch
>>29688663
wakaliwood?
Anonymous No.29690145 [Report]
>>29688818
Yeah I thought it was Ramen noodles at first, lol. Now I see its popcorn drenched in butter juice or beer. Disgusting.
Anonymous No.29690383 [Report]
>>29687101
Back to the depths from whence it came
Anonymous No.29690442 [Report]
>>29687013
Staged. No reason to be randomly filming this guy and the fall looks fake.
Anonymous No.29690445 [Report]
>>29687211
goliath online
Anonymous No.29690509 [Report]
>>29688893
wow congrats hes a rich disgusting slob whore. in awe of this lad
Anonymous No.29690519 [Report] >>29690960 >>29692072
Anonymous No.29690559 [Report]
>>29687057
Chris Farley is back!
Anonymous No.29690566 [Report]
>>29687684
unfortunately it looks like a cup of the butter/oil concoction that goes on movie theater popcorn, with a little bit of popcorn on top. I pray I'm wrong.
Anonymous No.29690581 [Report]
>>29687021
Imagine wearing 600 lbs of gear and trying to stand up and walk around, that's mind boggling
Anonymous No.29690589 [Report]
>>29686936 (OP)
The doesnt look like the same guy desu
Anonymous No.29690618 [Report]
>>29688436
>Force
I guarantee they dont have to force it at all. After you hit 230's youre pretty much fucked without help/support of some kind.
Anonymous No.29690640 [Report]
>>29687659
Self hate is a powerful drug, you can say do this/dont do that, but in the end, the drug will always win. You cant beat the level of hatred it takes to let yourself get this big. Ive "tried" on and off for 20 years to get myself on the right path, the hate wins every time. I dont know how to make it stop.
Anonymous No.29690659 [Report]
>>29687175
Being a completely defenseless victim of gravity is so scary. Shit like this motivates me so hard to get some exercise.
Anonymous No.29690662 [Report]
>>29687248
>Yeah she's fat, but
stopped reading
Anonymous No.29690680 [Report]
>>29687234
0:40 "WOOOH!"
Anonymous No.29690701 [Report]
New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?
....
Anonymous No.29690717 [Report]
>>29687100
Otherwise he'd be hatecrimed and lose his badge.
Anonymous No.29690731 [Report]
>>29686985
the fact these two abominations lost as much weight as they did, there's no real excuse for fatties
Anonymous No.29690750 [Report]
>>29687041
buckle up
Anonymous No.29690755 [Report]
>>29687345
Idk how you'd pass 100kg and not immediately get serious about losing weight. I was like 95kg and felt like shit. Within two weeks of eating healthy and cutting calories, all the bad symptoms went away.

>>29687659
This actually did a lot for me. I cut down on sugar and immediately lost 5 kg.
Anonymous No.29690793 [Report]
>>29688622
>these people vote
>t. mouth breather who can't read a fucking file name
bring back the literacy test
Anonymous No.29690812 [Report]
>>29687063
reminds me of this
Anonymous No.29690841 [Report]
>>29689685
It's because they're so fucking fat there is too much inertia in their limbs and torso for them to have any kind of control of their body once they lose their footing.
Anonymous No.29690847 [Report]
>>29688193
>t. 875lbs disgusting hamplanet
explain why I can do this with a torn rotator cuff and you can't do it without one, you disgusting swine.
Anonymous No.29690866 [Report] >>29690968
>>29687211
I might be making this shit up but didn't this guy get a bone infection and die later from this injury? Or am I thinking of a different video with a severe leg injury that resulted in the subjects eventual demise?
Anonymous No.29690872 [Report]
>>29688938
The way everyone reacts you can tell she already had several melties over weight related accidents.
Anonymous No.29690910 [Report]
>>29687467
Walmart's market side brand has salad kits. The produce is already washed, and the dressings included don't defeat the purpose of choosing a salad by being full of saturated fat and sugar or other bullshit. They're also affordable, each kit has 4 servings and where I live they're $4. If you don't want to cook you could also look into getting a crock pot and just rotate through set and forget recipes, you could even prepare the ingredients prior to when you want to use them so you don't need to spend time cutting things up before you can start cooking them.
Anonymous No.29690911 [Report]
>>29688807
>i have breathing problems when i reach 120 kgs
yea, at my worst I was 118, and I could not sleep properly.
I was waking up at night from sleep apnea from all the mass at my chest, and extra flabby parts at my face. I had to learn to fall asleep on my stomach to even get a good rest. Scared the shit out of me, and started me on the way to fix that mess. How the fuck people even survive to get this fat is incredible.
Anonymous No.29690929 [Report]
>>29688710
>fat nigger doesn't fit in ride
>say no you can't ride
>get fired for being racist/fatphobic
>fat nigger doesn't fit in ride
>say yes you can ride
>get fired because a fat nigger died
the only winning move was not to play
s0ychan No.29690956 [Report] >>29691052
>>29687167
uuh, what happened to the toes?
Anonymous No.29690960 [Report]
>>29690519
kek! saved
Anonymous No.29690968 [Report] >>29691167
>>29690866
Didn't die, but there was a gofundme update where he told people he might get his legs amputated.
In any case, it did cost him 200k in medical expenses.
gofundme com/f/4j3wg9-medical-expenses-for-justin039s-broken-legs
Anonymous No.29690981 [Report] >>29691034
>>29687467
i lost 35kg in the last year doing keto diet. That's with basically zero exercise too. You can eat basically anything you want so long as you stay under 20g of carbs per day.
Anonymous No.29690983 [Report] >>29691278
>>29687368
what do you mean? what's even fake butter?
Anonymous No.29690999 [Report] >>29691584
>>29686989
You know it's not american because the portions are all wrong.
There would be a bowl of bread right next to him, there would be 3 times as much spaghetti, and the waiter would be standing by with 'parmesan' (25% cellulose) and would only give one spoonfull at a time, because the manager is a cheap fuck who likes to keep costs down.
Anonymous No.29691032 [Report]
>>29688938
me in the back
Anonymous No.29691034 [Report]
>>29690981
just take care of your kidney, do some tests.
Keto is good but heavy on kidneys, you need to drink more than normal to keep them properly flushed.
Anonymous No.29691052 [Report]
>>29690956
Beetus
Anonymous No.29691148 [Report] >>29691157
>>29688150
That dude is actually from my hometown. He died of a pulmonary embolism while he was sleeping if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous No.29691157 [Report]
>>29691148
>pulmonary embolism prior to age 40
did he have preexisting conditions or just very bad genetic lottery? he wasn't even that fat.
Anonymous No.29691167 [Report] >>29691187
>>29690968
Thanks for sharing. After 5 years, that gofundme is only 1/10th of its goal. Probably will never reach it. Oh well.

These amateur wrestlers are the ones most likely to get hurt or killed, because there is no safety standards in place to prevent shit like this from happening. That homemade ring for example was made out of plywood. Real professional rings are some sort of canvas material.

Even then, the guy still shouldn't have broke his legs. That comes down to him being a fatass and probably has very bad bones due to him not drinking milk or something.
Anonymous No.29691187 [Report]
>>29691167
He busted his shit because he landed on his heels while being a fat ass and having launched himself off of an elastic band into the air. I implore you to try doing a small hop, and then land directly on your heels. Even if you're not a fat ass doing it off the top rope, it's still very uncomfortable. All of that being said, amateur wrestling is still stupid as fuck, more so than regular wrestling, it's just this time it was a skill issue and not an issue with the event or the way it was organized.
Anonymous No.29691214 [Report] >>29691415
>>29687068
It's weird. I set a world record doing 100 one-armed pushups in 4 minutes flat, with chest touching the floor each time.

No fame. No fortune. Not a dime from it. Years of training to accomplish that, and I guess being in shape is all I got to show for it. That and the youtube video I made doing it.

This guy just ate stuff continually until he got fat, got famous and made millions.

Life is strange like that.
Anonymous No.29691239 [Report]
>>29687021
Remove all that fat she would have the legs of a power lifter.
Anonymous No.29691243 [Report]
Anonymous No.29691244 [Report]
>>29686936 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous No.29691246 [Report] >>29691755
Anonymous No.29691247 [Report]
>>29686954
Anonymous No.29691248 [Report]
>>29687022
Her sitting next to you suddenly it's the scene from AKIRA where everyone is getting squished inside the Tetsuo baby.
Anonymous No.29691249 [Report]
>>29686977
Anonymous No.29691250 [Report]
>>29686985
Anonymous No.29691251 [Report]
>>29687072
Anonymous No.29691252 [Report]
>>29687063
That boob bounce is Hitomi Tanaka tier
Anonymous No.29691253 [Report]
Anonymous No.29691255 [Report]
Anonymous No.29691262 [Report]
>>29687211
KWAB of the year right there kek
Anonymous No.29691263 [Report] >>29691563
>>29689827
give me the rundown of this
Anonymous No.29691272 [Report] >>29692146
>>29687196
LOL
Anonymous No.29691278 [Report] >>29691301
>>29690983
>what's even fake butter?
Have you been living under a rock for the past 200 years?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarine
Anonymous No.29691301 [Report] >>29692149
>>29691278
ive never seen or heard of this before, is it like shortening? does it exist outside of the states?
Anonymous No.29691341 [Report] >>29691370
>>29687022
this is what americunts get their little jew-cut dick hard for, huh?
s0ychan No.29691348 [Report]
>>29687211
bro had the xavier renegade angel legs momentarily
Anonymous No.29691369 [Report]
>>29687107
"THis dOOR IS raCiST"
Anonymous No.29691370 [Report] >>29691611
>>29691341
>this is what americunts get their little jew-cut dick hard for, huh?
Well, we can't all get off on sand niggers raping our daughters, can we?
Anonymous No.29691415 [Report]
>>29691214
>probably didn't record any of the journey to hit the WR
>doesn't understand that people are more keen to watch some disgusting slob who makes them feel a little bit better about their slobbery instead of checking on yet another social media account where someone fitter than you is showing off their fitness
Life isn't strange, you just don't understand the business model
Anonymous No.29691419 [Report]
>>29687164
NGL... PRETTY GOOD LIFEHACK
Anonymous No.29691425 [Report]
>>29688262
Well, he fell downs the stairs.
Anonymous No.29691473 [Report]
>>29687234
family is now $310 Million richer now. "WHOOO!"
Anonymous No.29691563 [Report]
>>29691263
It's degreaser. The joke is it melts away grease and fat, which fat people are primarily composed of.
Anonymous No.29691584 [Report]
>>29690999
Checked
Anonymous No.29691611 [Report]
>>29691370
acting like the boiling pot that is amerishit isn't the same
you are flooded with subhumans all over the world
Anonymous No.29691742 [Report] >>29691970
>>29686974
Where's the rekt?
Anonymous No.29691755 [Report]
>>29691246
Anonymous No.29691798 [Report]
>>29687167
I didn't knew Patrick Star is real!
Anonymous No.29691819 [Report]
>>29687013
Fake, unfunny and gay
Anonymous No.29691873 [Report]
Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?
...
Anonymous No.29691922 [Report]
>>29687021
Here's a start, how about a McSalad and a McGym membership.
Anonymous No.29691933 [Report]
>>29687022
Checked
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.29691970 [Report]
>>29691742
being a commie is a self own.
Anonymous No.29691978 [Report]
None of you skinny bitches can last a round with this beast
Anonymous No.29692001 [Report]
>>29686974
>eat the rich
Kek
Anonymous No.29692021 [Report]
Anonymous No.29692053 [Report] >>29692060 >>29692216
>>29687078
>audio removed so as not to designate that he's british
>still 100% ezpz able to spot his british accent based on how his mouth moves
Anonymous No.29692060 [Report]
>>29692053
>audio removed so as not to designate that he's british
So how do you account for the clearly American vehicles and US license plates shown in the video?
Anonymous No.29692070 [Report]
>>29686958
god i hope he sued and they pointed out he literally parked on the marked walkway for that exact purpose
Anonymous No.29692072 [Report]
>>29690519
the mind is willing but the flesh is weak
Anonymous No.29692146 [Report]
>>29687196
>>29691272
dudes story is crazy. he spent a year losing weight, had made a bunch of videos in advance so he could keep posting during that year to keep up the charade, and then finally revealed it all and dunked on fatties for not being able to lose weight, revealing he did the entire thing as just a ploy to squeeze lowcow orbiters for money.

obviously he wasnt all there because who would do that to themselves just for some money, but actually losing the fucking weight and making the entire internet mad making all his whiteknights look like morons? holy shit what a mad lad
Anonymous No.29692149 [Report] >>29692157
>>29691301
its incredibly european
>Margarine has its roots in the discovery by French chemist Michel Eugène Chevreul in 1813 of margaric acid
Anonymous No.29692157 [Report]
>>29692149
>its incredibly european
Yes. And believe it or not, Nazi Germany actually figured out how to make "Butter" (Margarine) out of Coal during the 1930s.

And now Bill Gates is dusting that idea off and bringing it back again, but acting like its his own original idea and not a rip-off of what the Nazis did 90 years earlier:

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/butter-carbon-bill-gates-batavia-illinois/
Anonymous No.29692216 [Report]
>>29692053
British houses do not look like that
This is america