yo, you ever actually read this shit?
these people are evil

>>17756159 (OP)
t. satan

>>17756159 (OP)
Yes, that's why they needed a savior. Are you stupid? Yes/no.

>>17756159 (OP)
I started reading it when I was about 7 or 8 because my school teachers kept telling me to "read the bible" and naturally I started at the first page. I think they regretted it when I kept asking them all what a circumcision was

>>17756165
Yahweh is unhinged. For instance, there's this story where David is bringing the ark of the covenant to Jerusalem from some shithole. At one point a bull bumps into the ark and one of the guys who was safekeeping the ark earlier touches it to steady it. At this point Yah has an enormous autistic meltdown and smites the guy who was attempting to keep the ark from getting damaged for daring to touch it. David decides that he can't risk taking the ark with him if Yahoo is going to act like a menstruating banshee around it, so he leaves it with some gullible rubes. Now Yahweh misses his bro Dave so he miraculously brings happiness to the household where the ark was dumped. David hears about this and decides to take back his crazy girlfriend (the lord of the hosts).
Yahweh and David live together happily ever after (except for that brief episode where Yahweh commands David to do a census, then throws a massive autistic shitfit over David doing a census and curses Israel with a pandemic).

>>17756204
>Yahweh
Stopped reading. Enjoy Hell.

>>17756222
Sorry, I meant HaShem.

>>17756222
The guy who touched the Ark is burning in Hell for all eternity for trying to save it.

"OOOHHH GOD JESUS, I WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP IT FROM BEING DAMAGED IN ORDER TO PRAISE YOU!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! PLEASE STOP TORTURING ME IN FIRE!!!"

Jesus sits back and smiles as he watches him burn.

>>17756246
>The guy who touched the Ark is burning in Hell for all eternity for trying to save it.
Chapter and verse. King James.

>>17756253
God killed him. He's burning along with all native americans that never heard of Jesus, infants that died before hearing the Gospel, all aborted fetuses, and all people who believed in the wrong version of Christianity out of no fault of their own. Jesus is torturing them in eternal fire with a big smile on his face with a recording of him saying "I love you!" on a loud speaker over and over forever.

>>17756273
>God killed him.
1. That's not a chapter and verse.
2. That doesn't mean he's in Hell. God killed Saul yet Saul is in Heaven. You're not very bright. Let's face it, you don't care about being logical, you just need a reason to hate God. Pathetic. I can't wait to hear your screams.

>>17756293
I shouldn't have to give you a chapter and verse, you should instantly know which verse I'm talking about or you're not a true Christian. You read the KJV with fake verses in it, so you're already false and going to Hell, where you will burn for all eternity and beg for a drop of water to cool your tongue, but it will never come. Jesus the torturer will be watching you scream in agony and will have a big boner over it. I can't wait.

>>17756293
OH GOD JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT KJV ONLYISM WAS THE TRUTH, I TRIED TO SERVE YOU THE BEST I KNEW HOW. WHY ARE YOU MELTING MY SKIN OFF?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus will say, "Sorry, I gave you a lifetime to figure out the truth and you got it wrong. Into the oven with all the babies. This is divine justice."

>>17756159 (OP) The accounts in the OT are not reliable, because the people who wrote it thought God was like them, with the same human defects they have.

"God" in the OT is not God.

>>17758217
Go back to hell Marcion

>>17758224
You're no Christian if you don't know that. But you love to claim that you are. By your actions people can tell you're not a Christian, yet you try to fool others, fooling only yourself.

>>17756159 (OP)
Yes, and it convinced me the cathars were right

>>17756253
Anon was relating pretty much the entire chapter of 2 Samuel 6, though the guy getting killed for steadying the Ark is verses 6 and 7 specifically
You really should be able to find this on your own.

>>17756293
Who says Saul is in heaven?

>>17756301
>you should instantly know which verse I'm talking about
You don't have one. You're simply lying. The Bible doesn't say he went to Hell. You are a proven liar, because you hate God. I truly can't wait to hear your screams.

>>17756293
>I can't wait to hear your screams.
Because you'll be in Hell with him

>>17759140
>Because you'll be in Hell with him
No, sorry, I have to take that away from you. I am going to Heaven when I die. My earnest hope is that I can get a viewing device which I can tune into Hell to watch the exquisite suffering of the damned.

>>17756159 (OP)
Yes, that's how I know jesus wasn't the messiah and isn't coning back

>Thou shalt not kill :DDDD
>Few chapters later
>Ok jews I command you to kill every man, women and child you get your hands on in the land of Canaan

>>17759156
Any nigga that claims to be "going to Heaven" is definitely going to Hell.

>>17759261
Have fun burning.

>>17759290
Have fun burning logs and making a comfy campfire with Jesus in Heaven? Of course, Anon!

>>17759156
>My earnest hope is that I can get a viewing device which I can tune into Hell to watch the exquisite suffering of the damned.

>>17756159 (OP)
what I find most puzzling is how modern Christians hold this view as well, but their cognitive dissonance lets them condemn their deities in the OT as immoral while in the NT all of that criticism is forgotten because of human sacrifice

yo, you ever actually read this shit?
these people are evil

>>17756204
I don't remember that story, what part of the bible are you referring to?

>>17756204
>Yah has an enormous autistic meltdown and smites the guy who was attempting to keep the ark from getting damaged for daring to touch it.
What if it was an automatic defence system he just forgot to turn off?

>>17758217
A message I am recieveing is this,
>stop projecting.

>>17756159 (OP)
>be raised Jewish
>read this psycho shit as a kid
>stop being Jewish
The rabbis did their best to come up with copes but I'm still not gonna worship that guy
If it's true than Gnostics were right about the Demiurge

>>17756159 (OP)
I like the bit about twisting birds' heads off. Metal as hell