I think after being arrested for the 20th time he would have admitted it was all fake but since he didn’t I have to assume it’s real

>>17751555

>>17756341 (OP)
Why would he give up all his money and pussy just because the government told him to? You realize that his money and pussy was dependent on his grift as a prophet, right?
Serious question.

>>17756341 (OP)
That's like saying the Reverend Jim Jones was right about Christianity because he had the balls to kill himself and his followers over it.

>>17755963

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>>17751223

>>17756341 (OP)
He only had children by one wife
He only did what God told him to

>>17756383
nigga is coping hard.
are you saying he WASNT commanded to fuck other men's wives and young daughters?
Because the missionaries told me he was commanded to. I had been going for over a year and everyone saw me as a model convert. Though that particular conversation is where I went
>ah shit, it's all true - these people are insane
since my cope before was that "eh, it was the 1800s, who can say what really happened"

>>17756392
I am white as snow

>>17756341 (OP)
for those that dont get this its a play on the classic "christianity is true because the apostles died for it"

>>17756392
>it's all true
Not just the New Testament, but the Old, and the Koran, and the Book of Mormon

>>17756398
>"christianity is true because the apostles died for it"
I'm pretty sure the Romans didn't offer plea bargains. If it gets to the point that you are sentenced to death it's too late. Even if you recant and beg for your life that's just more entertainment for your public execution.

>>17756398
They died in a cool way though. Being tortured to death is based. Doubly based when people are torturing you to death purely for the things you believe.
Triply based when the things you believe are righteousness and peace with all men.
Be mad all you want, but Christianity spread in Rome only by peace, and it still caused the Pagans immense buttrage.
Joseph Smith threatened to kill nonmormons, threatened people not to publish news articles about him, and slept with his followers' wives. And then, when the mob (mostly of his disenfranchised followers) descended on him, he shot a few people before being shot himself and dying relatively quickly. Not based.

>>17756409
>Joseph Smith threatened to kill nonmormons, threatened people not to publish news articles about him, and slept with his followers' wives.
Source?

>>17756398
>Hardcore commies died for their ideology therefore communism is true
>Nazis died defending Berlin therefore socialism is true
>Romans died conquering for their gods so that means Roman paganism is true
>the Heaven's Gate cult died for their retarded schizo beliefs, therefore aliens live on a comet and you should drink bleach
>Jews died instead of being captured at Masada so that means Judaism over all other religions
>sandniggers blow themselves up for Allah, therefore 72 virgins and alcohol in heaven are the truth
>nips shove a katana in their gut for the emperor, so that means Japanese emperor is God
What a retarded and flimsy "argument" in favor of christcuckery.

>>17756412
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith_and_the_criminal_justice_system#Disorderly_person,_March_1826
this is a good start, and helps explain OP's "arrested 20 times" claim

>>17756341 (OP)
Prove you really have the Holy Ghost. Prove that your Church is special. Prove it is not a hoax(btw, your """prophet""" tried to translate hoax plates a said they had a meaning, kek). Prove you are different from any neopentecostal church that claim to have the Holy Ghost giving them prophecies. D&C 84:5, where is the temple the Lord supposedly said would be built in the generation of Smith? Where is the destruction of the US goverment because of mormon persecurtion? Also, you guys can't and will never will be able to justify the existence of the Book of Abraham beyond of something like "trust me bro". You can't say that Joseph was not trying a direct translation, because in his diary he said it was a direct translation, not an inspired one or something similar, he actually believid the meaning of the papiry would result in the Book if Abraham, which we know that is just an funerary text. At this point you mormons are just coping, you can't anwser anything with rationality, and have to appel to vague fellings, claiming those same fellings are god talking to you. The Book of Mormon doesn't even afirm your heretical vision of God it at times afirms the trinity, and at others the modalism heresy, not tri-teism, which is a reflex of Joseph Smith's family, because his father was modalist, and his mother methodist. And if mormonism is true Jesus is a liar, since he said the gate of hell would not prevail, which did not happen in mormonism, hell prevailed, the church was destroyed and needed to be created again, so why I should believe anything if what you guys say? Why should I subscribe to the LDS Church, if Jesus is a liar in your own theology, that makes false promisses?

>>17756341 (OP)
"""Prophet""" Alma, could not even make an correct prophecy about Jesus birthplace. How can an book of God have a wrong prophecy? Saying that the messiah would be born in Jerusalem and not Bethlehem. Pathetic . What will you say? That he was actually born in Jerusalem and that the Bible is wrong when it disagrees with your cult? How cute cherry picking what is contradictory and what is not to your stupid theology

They teach that children are incapable of sinning until they are eight years old, when they are baptized into the Church. I remember when I was about six I thought "Why don't I just kill myself so I can go to heaven?"

>>17756409
>Be mad all you want, but Christianity spread in Rome only by peace

In actuality, they wormed their way into power via bribery and immediately persecuted everyone that wasn't a Jew or Christian

>>17756420
>pic has the "fell for it again award"
It should be the "got what I voted for" award

>>17756776
>Prove you really have the Holy Ghost. Prove that your Church is special. Prove it is not a hoax(btw, your """prophet""" tried to translate hoax plates a said they had a meaning, kek). Prove you are different from any neopentecostal church that claim to have the Holy Ghost giving them prophecies. D&C 84:5, where is the temple the Lord supposedly said would be built in the generation of Smith? Where is the destruction of the US goverment because of mormon persecurtion? Also, you guys can't and will never will be able to justify the existence of the Book of Abraham beyond of something like "trust me bro". You can't say that Joseph was not trying a direct translation, because in his diary he said it was a direct translation, not an inspired one or something similar, he actually believid the meaning of the papiry would result in the Book if Abraham, which we know that is just an funerary text. At this point you mormons are just coping, you can't anwser anything with rationality, and have to appel to vague fellings, claiming those same fellings are god talking to you. The Book of Mormon doesn't even afirm your heretical vision of God it at times afirms the trinity, and at others the modalism heresy, not tri-teism, which is a reflex of Joseph Smith's family, because his father was modalist, and his mother methodist.
Read the thread: >>17756379 I already answered every point.

>>17756341 (OP)
>the church founded by Jesus, his apostles and other personal witnesses in the first centuries AD?
>nah that's fake shit
>the REAL church is the one founded by the prophet Billy Bob Johnson in 1834 on his ranch in Alabamahamasasapaloosa, Michigan
>you can read his divine revelations right here in The Big Beautiful Newer Testament, first printed in New York in 1845
>yes, the first tenet is that Billy Bob Johnson should have 10 wives
>the second is that you should donate all your money to Billy Bob Johnson
why are americans like this? are there even any real Christians in america?

>>17757331
>>the church founded by Jesus, his apostles and other personal witnesses in the first centuries AD?

First century AD church was founded by a schizophrenic with a satanic thorn named Paul

jesus and the apostles had no substantial interaction with greek churches

>>17756383
>He only had children by one wife
>he fucked all the other ones just for fun
what's the intended argument here

The Book of Mormon condemns David and Solomon for having too many wives

Is lying a bad thing in Mormonism?

>>17755800
>The guy who keeps claiming that the book of Mormon is Ethiopian is likely a troll
Nowhere else makes sense than Beta Israel, Comoros Moroni, and Ge'ez

>>17757364
There is no good in lying as truth always wins in the end

>>17757339
see>>17757353

>>17757331
The Koran is also the Word of God

>>17756329
The Mormon won last thread, so, business as usual

>>17757425
Why do Mormons believe they can trick God about premarital sex by inserting a penis into vagina and then asking someone else to jump on the bed to create motion but technically they're not doing the thrusting?

>>17756341 (OP)
I think after being arrested for the 20th time he would have admitted it was all fake but since he didn’t I have to assume it’s real

>>17758422

>>17756409
Shut up namefag

So in 2 Nephi 5:16 Nephi writes that his people constructed a temple "like unto the temple of Solomon; and the workmanship thereof was exceedingly fine." How did they do that when their boat party was like 40 people or so? This book talks about them later having battles with casualties in the hundreds of thousands. Sure you can say Mulek also colonized the America's so that's where the numbers came from. But remember the two groups only rediscovered eachother circa 120 B.C.E. At that time the Mulekites reportedly outnumbered the Nephites, but both groups combined totaled less than half the size of the Lamanite population (Mosiah 25:2-30). How did the descendants of the bigger population group have less people than the splinter of the small population group? INB4 they breed with Native Americans, then where is the genetic evidence?

In fact where is the physical evidence for any of this? Where's the big Solomon temple? Where are the steel swords and chariots? Where's the coinage? Where are the mass graves for battles with hundreds of thousands dead? Show bomes!

>>17758744
>Americans
The book takes place in Africa.