>loses WW1 as a soldier
>loses WW2 as a leader
Really makes you think. This is some Team Rocket tier shit.
“It says here in this history book that luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?” -Norm MacDonald
>>17762344 (OP)>This is some Team Rocket tier shit.The only difference is when Hitler said he was "blasting off" he didn't say he was going to do it again
>>17762440sorry bub, didn't happen. Your entire view of WW2 is a heap of wrongness.Big fat stinky smelly lump of poo.
>Start homeless
>wind up as supreme commander of multiple nations
>Millions of people of all races admire your work to this day
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>>17762346Norm must've had some balls to say this as a fucking Canadian
>>17762442He escaped to South America just like his lover Ernst Rohlm so they could have buttsex on the beach to Bossa Nova music
>>17762446Just like the Jewish hostages taken by Basedmas