Thread 17766445

It's over.
Rapture just happened and we didn't make it.

The rapture is unbiblical

>>17766448
nigga you just mad you got left behind. i'm posting from heaven right now and they got gta 6 up here

I live in Europe and occasionally see flyers of some small Christian group founded by African immigrants where they claim that a dead girl was resurrected in their local prayer event last year.
Is that kind of miracle theater common in Africa?

>>17766471
Yes. It's always been so. David Hume observed that reports of miracles tend to come from undeveloped nations.

>>17766471
Yes, very. Though it's arguably a little bit of a third world thing, in a sense. Though Catholic do it a lot less.

>>17766487
There was a miracle in Apologia Church in Phoenix, a member of the congregation was with child when the doctors told her her child was dead. They urged that the child should be removed for the mother's safety, but she insisted the child would live, and the child was born healthy and alive and God vanquished the Science.

>>17766445 (OP)
mfw

>>17766554
>pastor
>Nigerian
most definitely protestant

>>17766471
Apparently, there's a church in Ethiopia that has the Ark of the Covenant.

They don't let people see it though...

>>17766558
Doesn't matter, most christians aren't White.

>>17766568
Are you doubting them? That sounds very larpagan of you.

>>17766558
Does it matter? A majority of all Christians of either sect are brown and black.

>>17766584
catholicism is the universal church, if you want to muh ethnonationalism latin americans and europeans are one latin people who would benefit greatly from the total destruction of nordcucks

>>17766600
saaaaaar

>>17766584
Brown and black women are very beautiful.

>>17766471
Africans believe whatever houdou helps them cope. Most hilarious is the belief in an epidemic of witch doctors who go around shrinking men's willies. I'm pretty sure they just accuse someone of witchcraft when their 10 inch BBC turns out to be 5 inches

>>17766554
https://youtu.be/WnbOcNmbpj4?t=7

>>17766568
>They don't let people see it though...
They have several times. Its just not and random fuck that can do it. Do realize that many relgious sites in the old world stopped being so open to foreigners because they either come to just do so slip journalism, lie about their reason of visiting or dress disrespectfully as seen with western (and increasingly Chinese) tourists dressing like whites and frat boys in very sacred Buddhist temples

>>17767049
Oh no. Who would want to be mean to (((christian))) holy sites and stuff?

>>17767049
>dressing like whites
I meant to say whores lol

>>17767036
>belief in an epidemic of witch doctors who go around shrinking men's willies.
this is actually a universal belief in pre-modern cultures. pretty much every culture we have records of talks about how to avoid the penis stealing witches

>>17767053
same thing

>>17766445 (OP)
looks like a hanging.

>>17767036
>Africans believe whatever houdou helps them cope.
Hmm yes, only Africans…

>>17766460
GODDAMMIT can you wire me some vbucks vro?