Thread 17767324 - /his/ [Archived: 1308 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:00:39 AM No.17767324
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Why cant women be popes?
Remember Pope Johanna? She was the pope 1200 years ago.

Men are more emotional and more stupid than women. Look at the crime stats, Men committed 90% of the crimes and started 99% of the wars within the last 100 years.

Men are more hornier than woman because women don’t masturbate or cum. They never do. Proof: My Mom

In Genesis 3:16, God said to Adam, "I will make your pains in sex very severe with painful labor, you will cum inside your wife. Your desire will be for your wife, and she will rule over you."

Matt 16:18 explained that Jesus said to a girl named Petra (girls’s name), “On this rock (Petra), I will build a church
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:45:18 AM No.17767479
Lewd pope
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:46:27 AM No.17767482
>>17767479
Honestly I think I could get into Christianity if the ministers were all bikini models
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:46:52 AM No.17767483
>>17767324 (OP)
>Remember Pope Johanna? She was the pope 1200 years ago.
Seeing as that Pope's identity as a woman was supposedly discovered when she died in childbirth during a public procession, shitting out a bastard child conceived in sin, you can hardly blame the Church for swearing off the whole idea of female leaders.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:47:13 AM No.17767485
>>17767482
If they were also anime girls, sure.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:47:58 AM No.17767487
>>17767483
Why didn’t the man not sin if they are so superior
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:02:48 PM No.17768834
>>17767324 (OP)
I am rarely left speechless by the utter insanity I see on this board.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:55:29 PM No.17768912
>>17767324 (OP)
because your woman pope wouldn't be a cute anime girl, it would be wrinkly frail granny
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:17:16 PM No.17769132
Boring copypasta.

All fields.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:02 AM No.17769419
>>17767324 (OP)
The head of the church is openly making a statement about who God is. Their testimony is their life. A woman can not be a Father or provide accurate testimony about the Father in Heaven because she is a female.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:50 AM No.17769426
>>17769419
Also neither can Catholic popes since they aren't allowed to have children.