Does mumbling TO DA STWONGEST on your deathbed really constitute a legally binding contract?

Vibes-based political system

>>17771672 (OP)
starting to think this guy was a narcissist

>>17771672 (OP)
yes. His generals should have had a weightlifting contest to determine who was going to be his successor.

>>17772825
lets see how humble you are after you win every battle you ever fought and people worship you as a living god.

>>17771672 (OP)
Had he not died, he would've formed the GRECO-PERSIAN-ARABIAN-INDIAN-CHINESE empire and we would've been in space by 300 AA (AFTER ALEXANDER)

>>17771672 (OP)
Why are people sure he really said this?

>>17772988
It makes for a good story. Most likely, he was just comatose and people thought he was dead until he really was and the retards just fought over what they thought was his corpse.

They pretended he wasnt dead for a while. Anyway turned out the companions were more afraid of eachother

>>17772825
Kudos, greek for the glory I got
For winning every single war that I fought!

>>17772862
>GET OUTTA MY SUNLIGHT MR GOD

>>17771672 (OP)
If you are for whatever reason incapable of writing down a will then yes, mumbling it to somebody makes it legally binding. Mumbling it to the auramogger in the room isnt required but makes it more kino.