I love the Apocrypha. In fact, I love the Apocrypha so much I want to dedicate a song in their honour - the Apocrypha Song!
I was thinking it would be set to the melody of ‘America, F yeah!’ from the movie Team America: World Police because “America” can just be substituted for “Apocrypha”, but then I remembered that that song is lewd and I’m a prude.
Any other ideas for a tune, lads? My accent is Australian, so I have access to a different set of rhymes than most.
I’m also thinking of making an Apocrypha Dance, but unfortunate I am not a choreographer, so it would take some time to master.