Thread 17773646 - /his/ [Archived: 974 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:37 PM No.17773646
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Why didn't Hitler go out guns a'blazing? Nigga killed himself (or escaped to Argentina like a little bitch, whichever you want to believe). If I was Hitler, I would take a tommy gun, some pineapples, and maybe a piece of armor from the old Prussian storages and whatever munitions I could hold, and go to town on the slavshits before I died. Now THAT'S how you should die as a leader during a total war. Why didn't he do this? The fact Hitler gave up ruins his image for me.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:55 PM No.17773648
>>17773646 (OP)
How many jews have you killed, again?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:39 PM No.17773663
>>17773646 (OP)
Eating chips while playing Fortnite isn't killing anyone, buddy. But to answer your question - because he didn't want to be captured and especially he didn't want his body to be desecrated.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:23:26 PM No.17773675
>>17773663
>want to be captured
People would just kill him if he started shooting
>body desecrated
They can do the same shit if they find you after you killed yourself
>>17773646 (OP)
True
Should have went into a king tiger and did a Last stand
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:44 PM No.17773723
>>17773675
>They can do the same shit if they find you after you killed yourself
Which is why he allegedly ordered his body to be burned, retard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:19 PM No.17773787
>>17773646 (OP)
his hands were shaking from drugs so much he could only kill himself, but if soviets managed to frag him, that'd be kinda epic, like usama death
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:26 PM No.17773796
Nobody had cellphones back in those days so it won't be as epic reading or not reading about it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:53 PM No.17773811
>>17773646 (OP)
Because he would have still died in the hands of the enemy, who would have made a propaganda spectacle out of it. The point was to control his own fate and die on his own terms
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:14 PM No.17773814
>>17773663
Bormann tried to get out guns blazing, and he was the second most wanted man in Berlin. It's quite intriguing how they never found his body, at least not until DNA testing became a thing many decades later.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:59 PM No.17773849
>>17773663
That's the difference between men like Hitler and Jesus. Hitler wasn't willing to be a martyr for his own cause. But a nigga like Jesus literally died so people could believe he was the Son of God. And who knows, maybe Hitler would've lived and inspire his men to push the Soviets out of Berlin. But he took his own life which is cringe
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:52 PM No.17773866
>>17773646 (OP)
Cause he was a mentally ill 50 year old with parkinsons probably suffering from severe withdrawal because he couldn't get his supply of drugs.

Prime early 30s Hitler would've probably went out guns a'blazing, or would've been smart enough to flee when shit went south
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:56:13 PM No.17773935
>>17773814
>It's quite intriguing how they never found his body, at least not until DNA testing became a thing many decades later.
They still don't have his body. The DNA test of the skull they did was from some old woman
>>17773849
Ok, first comparing Jesus to a great man like Hitler is an insult to the latter. Jesus was some random rabbi schizo that pissed off the jews. And he didn't 'martyr' himself, he got betrayed and captured (as per how the story goes) and then put on trial for trying to claim he is the son of God and the Messiah which jews took particular issue with. He was killed to make an example of future schizos. He never had a choice in the matter. Hitler died on his sword the way warriors did in days of old. Being captured would have brought dishonor to himself and his empire.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:37:11 PM No.17774015
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>>17773935
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:44:20 PM No.17774033
>>17773935
>Jesus was some random rabbi schizo that pissed off the jews. And he didn't 'martyr' himself, he got betrayed and captured (as per how the story goes) and then put on trial for trying to claim he is the son of God and the Messiah which jews took particular issue with. He was killed to make an example of future schizos
According to Christians God allowed Himself as Jesus to be killed by Jews so we may be saved of our sins. The jews did capture and try Jesus and condemn him to death but it was all God's plan (or Jesus', at the very least).
>Hitler died on his sword the way warriors did in days of old. Being captured would have brought dishonor to himself and his empire.
That only applies to chink civilization like Japs, changs and gooks. Suicide is a pussy move in traditional European society, all the great ones either died in battle from enemies or fought to the last and allowed themselves to be captured. Even if Hitler was captured by the Soviets he would be a martyr for National Socialism
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:47:20 PM No.17774039
>>17774033
>he would be a martyr for National Socialism
Not really, everyone was fed up with that guy; he would be judged and hanged like the other criminals
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:37:03 PM No.17774123
>>17774033
>Suicide is a pussy move in traditional European society, all the great ones either died in battle from enemies or fought to the last and allowed themselves to be captured
You literally don't know shit about European society, Are you some kind of jeet? Brutus, Antony, Cato the Younger, Seneca, Mithridates, Napoleon (he tried to kill himself but failed), Hannibal (if you want to include him) are some names off the top of my head. Death has always been considered noble and preferable to capture in European society.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:34:31 PM No.17774229
>>17774123
nazism is anti-european so none of this really matters