The Talmud has 40 volumes. Can someone give a QRD on the whole thing?

3 volumes on the correct hat to wear on a wedding and if you can eat shellfish, interspersed with stuff about raping kids and goyim are your slaves, a tome for the ages

>>17779497
fpbp

>>17779492 (OP)
I once saw one of those /pol/ infographics about the Talmud. I looked up the relevant passages and the infographic was lying about what the Talmud says.
It's hard to take Talmud bashing seriously when it seems to be just a bunch of autistic arguments tht wouldn't be out of place on an internet Forum.

>>17779492 (OP)
Its basically rabbis arguing with each other over and over and over

>>17779492 (OP)
Was raised orthodox Jewish. I'm OTD (off the "derech" or way, meaning lapsed in faith. We started learning Gemorah in 5th grade.
Mostly debates on "fences" around biblical rulings. The Mishna is a compiled oral commentary on the Chumash (Pentateuch) the Gemorah is commentary on the Mishnaic rulings. Also including random side tangents and medieval fanfics about such things as peoples favorite rabbis and bible characters, demonology, and early iterations of modern Jewish cosmology.

Mostly boring but with some interesting bits, non jews overhype it.

>>17779521
how many goy babies have you killed for their blood

>>17779505
Can you post sources and set the record straight, since the Talmud commands you to lie about the Talmud.

>>17779527
None as of yet. I'm not really in the community atm.

>>17779492 (OP)
Idk the whole thing but I like this quote
>Whoever destroys a soul, it is considered as if he destroyed an entire world. And whoever saves a life, it is considered as if he saved an entire world.

>>17779547
very jewish quote

basically, and very broadly it concludes that "Hershlag a cute"

>>17779530
Regarding what? That was a very specific infographic which listed the specific parts it was referencing. I looked up those specific parts and they didn't say what the infographic said they did.
I don't have the infographic if that's what you're asking for, it was just something I came across on /pol/.

>>17779505
I did the same but reached the opposite conclusion.
I disregarded the Talmud quotes infographics, thinking that it was blatantly false, as in "who could be so evil? It has to be propaganda, no need to double check".

When I invested time in the official chabad website searching for the passages, man. I was in for a rude awakening.
The 10 or so quotes that I searched for were verbatim there.
I did another search now and it seems that they scrubbed it. Either I'm lying, mad or "you know who" are changing the narrative once again.

>>17779497
Can you show us the part where they talk about raping kids?

>>17779492 (OP)
probably goes something like fuck christians, fuck white people, jesus burns in shit and piss in hell (real thing Ive saw), ritual where rabbis can suck the blood from a freshly circumcised baby boy and give him STDs, you can sin 1000 times but its all good because you can transfer all those sins into a chicken so they arent your sins anymore then sacrifice the chicken, you can build a man out of clay and then control him and he becomes your brainwashed golem slave (they took this concept and use it in the modern day to control other races of people, IE the pol memes about how jew record producers took control of n_ggers to make rap music, probably jews in hollywood with celebs and actors, ETC)

>>17779547
Sounds nice but probably only applies to jews themselves. They probably wouldnt be thinking everybody else is a valuable as themselves

>>17779492 (OP)
As usual I'm the only one providing actual answers in these threads. Let me know if it at least reached you, If it didn't I'll stop posting for good. Fuck this shit hole.

In the Jewish religion, Jews are supposed to follow commandments given to them by god, not just the 10 commandments but the rest as well. They are collectively referred to as "the law". In the past, this was literally the law of the land at points.

Since it is treated as law, ancient Jews understood that no law code can anticipate every possible contingency without interpretation, and thus the Talmud was created. Basically, it's a book where different "lawyers" argue for different fringe cases and what to do with them under the law. For example, virgins have a different status to non-virgins, and so one lawyer asks "what if a virgin was raped, does she still count?" and they go back and forth quoting scripture and using logic until they reach a conclusion. (The conclusion here is that rape doesn't count by the way, but this is usually taken out of context as "a man raping a woman did nothing" where as what they mean is "did nothing to harm her status as a virgin".

Since it's framed as a back and forth between different points of view, you will often get a point of view that's pretty hainous that's argued for, and then subsequently debunked. This gives anti-Semites a lot of ammo, since they can selectively quote the people they don't agree with, even if they themselves in the book don't believe that stuff and are just playing devil's advocate to argue their actual point.

There are also commentaries and commentaries on said commentaries, if you look up what a typical page looks like you'll see.


Again, let me know if you even read this so I know if I should stop posting or not, this place is a joke.

>>17780303
>You shall not wrong or oppress a resident alien, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt.

>>17780300
>probably
you know you can just read it right?
dumb hick

>>17780216
See >>17780715
If you just read 1 line of text like an idiot then you will get idiotic conclusions.

>>17779530
I'm sure you can post where the Talmud commands you to lie about the Talmud.

>>17780300
Please quote the parts of the Talmud that say this or admit to being an easily influenced liar.

>>17780715
Interesting

>>17780721
>>17780723

Aaaaand tumbleweed. Jewish master race wins, AGAIN!

>>17780721
They obviously don't print that part in the Talmud otherwise you couldn't lie about the Talmud. It's all very Kabbalah. Real Epstein shit. I saw it on bitchute.

>>17779547
Okay, but how do you destroy a soul? And for that matter, how do you save a life when everyone dies in the end sooner or later?

>>17781000
Didn't realize this was comedy up until the Bitchute part.

>>17781018
Making them renounce God. Making them find God. Probably. Onc eupon a time the Jews were a proselytizing religion. Well, it's contested. But they did accrue converts at a relatively good rate. Following, ironically, a relatively similar pattern to early Christianity (many women converts, few men), only not illegal.

>>17781018
Who knows?

You now understand the essence of Judaism: Cryptic aphorisms that give rise to infinite nitpicking debates that can never be solved.

>>17781030
There's actually a character in a Juvenalian satire who is one. Some Patrician lady goes for counsel to some indigent crone.

>>17780718
You think Im going to read that demonic kike shit? You have got to be fucking crazy, nigga. I wouldnt go out of my way to poison myself with that desert freak people lore. Whats meant for me to read is something like the Romans, not that bullshit

>>17780723
Im not going to provide SOOOURCE and I dont really care what you think at all. Fuck jews

also I hope theres no white men in this thread that are in here to NOT troll

>>17780718
>hick
picrel is what you look like kike

>>17781157
>it's called being a based retard mom

>>17781000
>the Talmud says to lie about the Talmud
>of course it's not actually in the Talmud
Never change /his/.

>>17779492 (OP)
Its 4chan for fourth century rabbis. A qrd would be a shitpost.

>>17781161
>old man but eccentric hair
>DER JUDEN
okay