Noah's Ark and the flood should never have been canon, this is straight up Tooth Fairy-tier shit, this is something you grow out of as an adult. I can suspend my disbelief for Jesus' Miracles and whatever but this is just far too ridiculous and full of plot holes.

It's something between a shit test and a hazing ritual. Once you get an adult to defend the literal version of the ark story, you will have hacked his mind to the point that it becomes really unlikely he'll ever leave your cult.

>>17779848 (OP)
>>17779861
Enjoy Hell.

Once you get an adult to defend the idea that his father was a fish, you will have hacked his mind to the point that it becomes really unlikely he'll ever leave your cult. Getting him to embrace sodomy is trivial after that.

>>17779952
Hell actually sounds like a pretty cool place, I notice you only ever tell based and correct people to go there

>>17779961
>Hell is gonna be one big party!!!
>Satanist rock bands and South Park said so!!!

>>17779966
>>Satanist rock bands and South Park said so!!!
Who are you quoting? I was just pointing out that the only people I see being told to go to Hell are generally fun loving people who didn't fall for the Sky-Jew-Kaiju so I assume that's where all the based people go. Am I wrong?

>>17779968
We get it, you hate God. News flash: No one cares. News flash: Your grandfather wasn't a monkey.

>>17779973
So according to you, in order to get into heaven I need to be a submissive retard? Heaven sounds like a pretty shit place by Christians own standards to be honest. You sure Hell isn't actually the good place?

>>17779979
Do you believe your grandfather was a monkey? Yes/No.

>>17779979
>Heaven sounds like a pretty shit place by Christians own standards to be honest.
It is a shit place by their own standards. They literally believe heaven is just Church except it never ends and you can never leave

>>17779986
My grandfather is still alive bro, and last I checked he wasn't a monkey by any taxonomic standards. I don't see what this has to do with heaven or hell

>>17779993
Okay great. Do you believe you are a sinner? The Bible says that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God; As it is written, there is none righteous, no, not one.

>>17779996
>Do you believe you are a sinner?
Is skepticism of the Sky-Jew-Kaiju a sin?

>>17779848 (OP)

>>17780016
>I hate God.
Great! Have fun burning. I can't wait to hear your screams.

>>17780027
>Everyone who is skeptical of the Sky-Jew-Kaiju is going to Hell
Hell sounds awesome, looking foreward to it

>>17780037
The thought of foolishness is sin. Those flames just got hotter.

>>17780044
>The thought of foolishness is sin.
But I thought sinners wen to hell?

>>17779848 (OP)
The whole old testament shouldn't be canon nor matter at all. It's basically just an explanatory introduction as to why Jesus comes down and unfucks the fuckery, disregards the old ways and establishes a new covenant.

>>17780301
It has to be canon because it describes the begining of the Earth itself so Christcucks are stuck with it

>>17779952
Why do you say this to people who don't even think Hell exists?
I feel nothing when reading this.