Thread 17785631 - /his/ [Archived: 809 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:15:35 PM No.17785631
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“Christ is King” blew up online not because these christcucks got some divine win, but because they got absolutely dumpstered by Reddit atheists and had to slap on the dumbest, most cringe power flex they could find. They got shredded so bad in every argument their only move was to spam this pointless slogan like a retard yelling “my dad works at Microsoft” after getting rekt in Xbox Live chat. It’s a pathetic, brainless cope — no substance, just a desperate appeal to an invisible boss who doesn’t give a shit. They know they’re clowned and have zero authority, so they cling to these three words like it’s a shield to hide their utter humiliation.

This isn’t faith; it’s PTSD wrapped in a meme. They’re a bunch of busted, flinching NPCs stuck in 2012, still whining about a fight they lost a decade ago. They don’t have arguments, they have stale memes and hollow slogans. Every “Christ is King” post is a sad little scream from a community too scared to face reality, too weak to admit they got owned by smarter, faster, better trolls. They think repeating that phrase enough will turn it into power, but all it does is broadcast how little they actually have. It’s a fucking joke, and everyone online is just waiting for them to finally shut the hell up.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:20:10 PM No.17785639
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:35:32 PM No.17785671
christcuck invasion
christcuck invasion
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They're just election tourists.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:41:08 PM No.17785681
no hate against christians but i hate the phrases christ is king jesus is king jesus is lord so fucking much. theres something about them thats so cringy and faggy. nobody but christians think it sounds cool. its pretentious and gay as fuckkkkk. just say christinaity is the truth instead of this retarded garbage
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:42:45 PM No.17785683
>>17785671
its sad christ is king became some sort of dogwhistle for the subhuman chuds and it greatly bothers me the roaches infesting this website sincw 2016 are still shamelessly pushing the lie this was always a christian right wing website no it fucking isnt and never was
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:43:14 PM No.17785684
>>17785631 (OP)
CRUST IZ KANG MUH NIGGUH
Chud Anon
6/23/2025, 6:57:24 PM No.17785711
>>17785671
It also correlates to when thirdies started getting more internet access once they got their hands on android chinkphones. Most of the vehement christfags on this board are unironic latinx ESLs from the third world.

>>17785683
The internet in general used to have a strong atheist bent till thirdies and normal fags started shitting it up with their smartphones.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:59:53 PM No.17785716
Do you think you think the Lord doesn’t see what all of you write? You must feel so self-righteous about ‘owning dem Christfags’ that you won’t even feel the pull of Satan as he drags you all to hell.

Enjoy burning.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:02:01 PM No.17785722
>>17785716
OP's post was written by DeepSeek, I don't think LLMs are supposed to go to heaven or hell.
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Chud Anon
6/23/2025, 7:17:29 PM No.17785747
>>17785716
*to the tune of Kenny Loggins Danger Zone*

I WENT TO THE LAVA ZONE (LAVA ZONE)

I WENT TO THE LAVA ZONE (LAVA ZONE)

LAVA ZOOOOOONE
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:23:47 PM No.17785754
>>17785716
you sound brown
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:24:20 PM No.17785757
>>17785716
Jesus is satan and his low IQ followers have already dragged us all to hell. Abrahamics did this, not some made up god
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:27:40 PM No.17785763
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>>17785671
This is factually wrong, "Christ is King" picked up at the end of 2019, when Kanye West's album came out. Go check 4plebs yourself. You're being disingenuous with how you present your searches.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22Christ%20is%20king%22/start/2016-11-01/end/2020-01-01/
>874 results found.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22Christ%20is%20king%22/start/2020-01-01/end/2025-01-01/
>Returning only first 1000 of 88668 results found.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:29:12 PM No.17785770
>>17785671
>election tourists
They're called jidf
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:30:09 PM No.17785772
>>17785722
>em-dash in the OP
OH SHIT, he's right
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:31:03 PM No.17785774
>>17785770
YDF (Yahweh Defence Force)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:54:52 PM No.17785827
christ is king
christ is king
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>>17785763
Oh so they're niggers from Nigeria. I stand corrected.
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Chud Anon
6/23/2025, 7:56:35 PM No.17785833
>>17785827
Called it (>>17785711)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:00:00 PM No.17785845
>>17785757
meds
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:04:52 PM No.17785856
fairytales
fairytales
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>>17785845
>meds
Are talking snakes and donkeys real, anon?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:59 PM No.17786075
I like "Christ is Lord" since it lines up with Philippians 2:11, "ὅτι κύριος Ἰησοῦς Χριστὸς," but "Christ is King" is good too.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:54:03 AM No.17786906
uncritical
uncritical
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>>17785631 (OP)
Redditors "win" their arguments against zoomer/gen alpha children because that's the only people they are intellectually equipped to put down. They are almost categorically midwits and if someone has the lack of pre-frontal cortex required to use that site then yes, the 30 year old age regressors generally can outfox them. If their ideas were truly bullet proof they wouldn't hide on a website that bans dissenting voices and has been shown to be pretty much entirely astroturfed by AFB Eglin. If you want to be smarter than a redditor, you already are, just by the virtue of you not using that website.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:22:18 AM No.17786966
if christ is king, who is his queen?