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Anonymous No.17786304 [Report] >>17786309 >>17786336 >>17786485 >>17786503 >>17786504 >>17786516 >>17786518 >>17786635 >>17786647 >>17786655 >>17786713 >>17786734 >>17786816 >>17786839
Which current church would peter and paul support?
Anonymous No.17786309 [Report] >>17786655
>>17786304 (OP)
Maronite.
Anonymous No.17786329 [Report] >>17786655
Confessional Presbyterian
Anonymous No.17786336 [Report] >>17786541 >>17786821
>>17786304 (OP)
They're both fictional characters.
Anonymous No.17786485 [Report] >>17786502 >>17786655
>>17786304 (OP)
Episcopal Church.
>inb4 seething Catholic and Orthodox larpers
Anonymous No.17786502 [Report] >>17786617
>>17786485
>Episcopal Church
The church that has female clergy and not only approves of civil homosexual marriage but also hosts such marriages in their own church?
Anonymous No.17786503 [Report] >>17786655
>>17786304 (OP)
The one they founded, the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.
Anonymous No.17786504 [Report] >>17786511 >>17786516
>>17786304 (OP)
Without a doubt the Catholic Church.
Anonymous No.17786511 [Report]
>>17786504
Paul does write about that one actually, it's Galatians 1:8-9
Anonymous No.17786516 [Report]
>>17786304 (OP)
It would be some small hippy dippy cult that lives communally like they themselves did.

>>17786504
Hilarious cope.
Anonymous No.17786518 [Report] >>17786520 >>17786538 >>17786955
>>17786304 (OP)
None because faith is between you and god with no intermediaries.

“Don’t call me father for there is no father except the one in Heaven.”

Jesus was son of god in the same sense as all of us are. He was as divine as you make him and the fallibility of the gospels is from the fact that mortal men wrote them and not Jesus himself.
Anonymous No.17786520 [Report] >>17786539 >>17786955
>>17786518
>He was as divine as you make him
Heretic. Not Christian.
Anonymous No.17786538 [Report] >>17786539 >>17786955
>>17786518
You're a heretic.
Anonymous No.17786539 [Report] >>17786545
>>17786520
>>17786538
Jesus said that your father is in Heaven and that no men are to be addressed as father. Jesus said that he isn’t god and god is something else.
Anonymous No.17786541 [Report] >>17786825
>>17786336
Ai post. You're a fictional character too.
Anonymous No.17786545 [Report] >>17786729 >>17786955
>>17786539
Reddit tier atheist nonsense. Read the Bible.
Anonymous No.17786617 [Report] >>17786623 >>17786634
>>17786502
Serious question: how the FUCK did anglicanism become so fucking gay? I was briefly attending an episcopal church in my town that queen anne established and was the headquarters of british soldiers during the revolutionary war here. many graves of loyalists in the church cemetery. was giga sovlful church, but filled with female pastors and fags. the priest was a really nice cool guy but I couldnt take the muh women muh gays
Anonymous No.17786623 [Report] >>17786663
>>17786617
>giga sovlful church, but filled with female pastors and fags.
You got a real strange idea of what "giga soulful" looks like.
Anonymous No.17786634 [Report]
>>17786617
Protestants that are not fire-breathing fundamentalists all devolve into this.
Anonymous No.17786635 [Report] >>17786671
>>17786304 (OP)
None. They'd see who the most influential "christians" are and support Islam.
Anonymous No.17786647 [Report]
>>17786304 (OP)
Since both of them were Baptists they would attend a modern day Baptist church today.
Anonymous No.17786655 [Report]
>>17786304 (OP)
>>17786309
>>17786329
>>17786485
>>17786503
None of you know the Biblical definition of a church.
Anonymous No.17786663 [Report] >>17786727 >>17786748
>>17786623
yes anon the church grounds, architecture, art, and music were all very, very nice
Anonymous No.17786671 [Report] >>17786704
>>17786635
I dont think Paul would have supported Islam
Anonymous No.17786704 [Report]
>>17786671
Why not?
Anonymous No.17786713 [Report] >>17786801
>>17786304 (OP)
old believer orthodox church
Anonymous No.17786727 [Report]
>>17786663
They're the sheep skin worn by the wolf.
Anonymous No.17786729 [Report] >>17786753
>>17786545
Not atheist but Deist. The gospels as accounts do have fallibility because they were written by men.
Anonymous No.17786734 [Report] >>17786801 >>17786801
>>17786304 (OP)
Probably none of them. They would both be irked that our Bibles have included stuff they didn't say and corrupted the stuff they did say.
Anonymous No.17786748 [Report]
>>17786663
Worship God in spirit and in truth.
Anonymous No.17786753 [Report]
>>17786729
What if God has spoken?
Anonymous No.17786801 [Report] >>17786811 >>17786817
>>17786713
You don't know what a church is.
>>17786734
>>17786734
>our Bibles have included stuff they didn't say and corrupted the stuff they did say
Speak for yourself, moron. I'm on the King James.
Anonymous No.17786811 [Report] >>17786819
>>17786801
Have fun burning
Anonymous No.17786816 [Report] >>17786822
>>17786304 (OP)
They were Jews so probably Messianic Judaism
Anonymous No.17786817 [Report] >>17786822
>>17786801
>Speak for yourself, moron. I'm on the King James

The one that ripped out whole books from the Old Testament because Luther didn't like them?
Anonymous No.17786819 [Report] >>17786823
>>17786811
You're confused. I'm going to Heaven, forever, when I die. And nothing can change that.
Anonymous No.17786821 [Report] >>17786834 >>17786842
>>17786336
Peter was fictional, Paul was real, or at least someone claiming to be Paul was real. Or else Christianity wouldn't exist
Anonymous No.17786822 [Report] >>17786834 >>17786842 >>17786842
>>17786816
>>17786817
Enjoy Hell.
Anonymous No.17786823 [Report] >>17786834 >>17786834 >>17786842
>>17786819
> And nothing can change that.

Not even unrepentant cold-blooded murder of an innocent? Wow, you're version of god sucks. Good thing the real God isn't like that.
Anonymous No.17786825 [Report]
>>17786541
He's not wrong though.
Anonymous No.17786834 [Report] >>17786838
>>17786821
See >>17786823
>>17786823
>Not even unrepentant cold-blooded murder of an innocent?
Correct. See >>17786822
Anonymous No.17786838 [Report] >>17786842
>>17786834
You are a heretic and hellbound sinner who has no respect for God.
Anonymous No.17786839 [Report] >>17786848 >>17786941
>>17786304 (OP)
Pastor Jim's bible church in Little Rock, Arkansas
Anonymous No.17786842 [Report]
>>17786821
See>>17786822
>>17786823
>Not even unrepentant cold-blooded murder of an innocent?
Correct. See >>17786822
>>17786838
Congratulations. You just made a railing accusation against one of God's children. Those flames just got hotter. You won't be able to stand it, but you'll have to anyway. Forever. I hope I get to watch!
Anonymous No.17786848 [Report]
>>17786839
Based Pastor Jim.
Anonymous No.17786941 [Report]
>>17786839
This, but unironically.
Anonymous No.17786955 [Report]
>>17786518
>>17786520
>>17786538
>>17786545
Okay, now what?

>Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?

>At that day ye shall know that I am in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you.

>One God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.