>Transports army from Northern England to Hastings in like 4 days
>Does't have any cavalry at the actual battle
hmmm

>Anglo-Dane usurper and descendant of traitorous collaborator gets his comeuppance alongside all his kin
Mmmm. This and the harrying of the north were entirely justified.

>>17787290
>chimp out against Danish settlers
>Danish king uses it as a casus belli to invade
>House of Wessex: "We're the victims here"

I unironically think if I spawned in Harold Godwinsons place in January 1066 I could have won. It's not even that hard; William had like 12 000 men

>>17787321
>t. Mark Wahlberg

>>17787328
Vietnorman fucking shits

>>17787290
>t. Edgar Ætheling

I will never have a first wife named Elfifu.
I will never get a second wife and forcibly rename her Elfifu