>Spend entire life thinking Satanists were either just edgy retards or shitposters
>Realize that there are legitimate Satanists out there
>They argue that Satan is just a victim of Gods spiteful wrath, that Satan was micharacterized as an evil deceiver for simply wanting to give man the gift of knowledge and to enjoy all the Earthly pleasure without fear of punishment
>Can't refute this
>Realize Satanists are just a more correct and based sect of Christianity

>>17788884 (OP)
Why would I worship a weaker deity?

>>17788893
Satan is just as powerful as God is

>>17788884 (OP)
Conflating lucifer and satan is jew devil gibberish. Figure out the difference.

>>17789000
Lucifer is conflated with Satan in the Vulgate

>>17788884 (OP)
An and Eve were purely innocent and he took it from them.

>atheists admitting they are satanists

>>17789230
Naw, God took their innocence away, Satan just took advantage of the fact that God was a retard

>>17789236
Satan isn't real and neither is God

>>17788919
His rebellion failed, his attempts to corrupt Earth failed, his attempts to tempt Jesus failed and he ultimately died and resurrected to save us from sin. He will be vanquished during the Second Coming.

>>17789371
>his attempts to corrupt Earth failed
Only when it's convenient for you, otherwise you'll likely go off sayin how corrupt and un-trad the modern world is and you know it

>>17789014
No he isn't.

>>17788884 (OP)
Lucifer is very similar to Prometheus, the titan of Greek mythology who gave fire to mankind and was punished by Zeus for it by being chained to a mountain. Take Prometheus’ story, replace Prometheus with Lucifer, Zeus with god, and the similarities become more apparent.

>>17788884 (OP)
Join us

>>17788884 (OP)
>They argue that Satan is just a victim of Gods spiteful wrath, that Satan was micharacterized as an evil deceiver for simply wanting to give man the gift of knowledge and to enjoy all the Earthly pleasure without fear of punishment
>Can't refute this
Where in the Bible does it say that?

>>17789274
I hope you know anytime you insult God an actual curse falls on you and makes your life shit.

>>17788919
kek that's a hook nosed lie and (you) know it
satan is a betabitch who never fights his own battles

>>17790707
This is true but they won't believe it.
I have heard many low-class trashy lazy people bad mouth and blaspheme God. They fail to see that God is not the cause of their shitty lives.

>>17790675
it is just a total asspull to be edgy

>>17788884 (OP)
So obvious why christianty demonizes rebellion, it's a slave cult.

>>17790762
The most vocal theistic Satanists are Nazi terrorist organizations

>>17790707
>curse God once
>you are now in a downward spiral where you life gets increasingly shitty and hopeless so you curse God even more

At what age does God start taking insults against him seriously? Can a child be cursed by God?

>>17788919
[citation needed]

Satan lost, that's why the Harrowing of Hell is the greatest defeat in the history of defeats.

>>17790800
The wicked won't find peace.