>You can't marry and fuck Muhammad's widows because... BECAUSE I SAY SO OKAY!?

>Ay, don't even draw me nigga. Matter fact, don't let me catch you drawin any livin creature cept plants and vines and shit.

>>17789243 (OP)
>NOOOOO DINNER IS OVER
>GO HOME GO HOME GO HOME

Was it autism?

>>17789243 (OP)
>christcucks gave jews a legally and religiously guaranteed monopoly on money lending in Europe
>2000 years of brother wars to give jews control of europe, many hundreds of millions of white europeans killed.
>forced conversions of millions of europeans on threat of death if they refused. Millions of whites were hunted down and killed for refusing to convert
>waged two world wars to give jews control of the rest of the world, killing another 80+ million white people.
>helped jews wage the cold war, killing another 40 to 60 million in bolshevik jewish gulags/death camps
>defended jews when they commited the holodomor
>the church smuggled as many jews out of harms way as it could during every progrom in European history
>the church convinced spain to put expelled jews on boats to the new world instead of killing them
>the church defended the jewish slave trade by sending white christians to kill berber pirates that attacked the jewish slave ships.
>christcucks in America allowed jews to create the federal reserve and completely hijack American finance, and just about every single other industry.
>christians in America let jews completely trash their culture VIA holywood and the (((entertainment))) industry
>christcucks in America have been fighting jewish wars for them since WW1, arguably even the civil war.
>christcucks vehemently defend Israel while it robs them blind and fucks them in the ass
>the church helped smuggle jews out of the post-collapse USSR, into the US and Israel
>the church followed along with, defended, and preached feminist ideology
>the church helps smuggle known paedophiles within their ranks around the world to avoid prosecution for their abuse of children

>It was nice having you over, but it's time to leave Muhammed's house already. Dinner is over and you need to leave.
>Look, he asked me to tell you because he's shy and doesn't like confrontation, okay?

>>17789316
Mohammed being autistic would actually explain so much about his life story and why Islam is the way it is lmfao

We've had a surprisingly lack of yhwhjaks for muslims lately. Loving this thread.

>>17789361
If you believe the Quran he was autistic.

If you believe the hadiths he was straight up neurotic and obsessed over the most ridiculous little details that everyone had to follow.

>>17789326
shitskin fanfic

>it's not your fault you leered at your son's wife and they got divorced
>you did marry her after, but still! this is why chicks need to cover up

>>17789243 (OP)
>>You can't marry and fuck Muhammad's widows because... BECAUSE I SAY SO OKAY!?

Prophet Muhammed did not have widows. He had azwaj, if you know basic Arabic (no need to dive deep), Azwaaj is a masculine pronoun and it means partners or companions.

>>17789594

Prophet Muhammed never had a son, nor did step one. He did not give his name to anyone, nor called him son of his.

>>17789400
>If you believe the Quran he was autistic.

Wut?

>>17789911
Prophet Muhammad was gay and liked sucking dick and taking dick up the ass.

>>17790099
>taking dick up the ass.
>>NOOOOOOOO THEY WERE GENIES THAT MAKES IT NOT GAY

>>17789911
Is Arabic one of those languages where random things can be masculine or feminine? Like in French it's la prostate and le vagin.

>>17790145

Well Quranic Arabic is archaic form ‘Arabic’, this was before the idea of grammars or phonic were even standardized. It’s a very under studied language unironically

According to modern readings: masculine can be either gender neural or masculine exclusive, while feminine is always feminine, unless the are entities, groups or objects, they can be feminine

>>17790112
Did Muhammad actually get fucked by a genie in the Hadiths or Sunna?

>>17790767
he got fucked by a bunch of BLACK BVLLS of Al-Zut

>It's OK for me to make out with my grandson and suck on his tongue.

>>17789585
>shitskin
ironic, most christians are those. :)

>>17790166
>Well Quranic Arabic is archaic form ‘Arabic’, this was before the idea of grammars or phonic were even standardized.
I thought that Koranic Arabic was that simple because Mohamed was borderline illiterate, making Islam's holy language the Arab equivalent of Ebonics.

>>17789585
Coming from a shitskin mongrel creatura from the hellholes of south american jungles??? Pretty funny, spic

>>17791025
>making Islam's holy language the Arab equivalent of Ebonics
wouldn't surprise me, Quranic surats when recited sound like rap verses (go look it up

>>17790099
Rabbi Yeshua was a transvestite homosexual zionist yid who liked to kiddle fiddle little boys in public gardens

>>17791025
>>17791034
also it's another indicator of verses that got modified or deleted. When the rhyming and rhythm doesn't compute, something probably altered the original surat.

>>17789400
islam and the quran is all about muhammad's dick, muhammad's wallet and war booty, muhammad's military expeditions, and muhammad's plagiarism of old tales.

>>17791053
>islam and the quran is all about muhammad's dick, muhammad's wallet and war booty, muhammad's military expeditions, and muhammad's plagiarism of old tales.

Plagiarism? You people complain about Quran not fitting the bible stories, because it's not nor try to copy it.

Also can you give me example of Quran verse of so called booty? Anfal just means addition and limits.

>>17791074
>complain about Quran not fitting the bible stories
The quran primarily steals from sources that were written in the AD period - mostly after the 2nd cent.AD.
>give me example of Quran verse of so called booty
verse 8:41

>>17791106
>The quran primarily steals from sources that were written in the AD period - mostly after the 2nd cent.AD.

Give example

>verse 8:41
You do realize that it's just one word, and had connotations of additions/limits

>>17791106
>verse 8:41

There is literally no word booty in that verse, it just means surplus or limits. "anfal"

I blame sunnis and their retarded riwayats for this.

Why are the hadiths all completely fucking ridiculous compared to everything else? If Islam stuck to just the Quran and dropped the Hadiths it would make a lot more theological sense.

>>17791118
>>17791138
>Asks for example of Koran mentioning looting
>is given a citation of a passage explicitly telling Muslims how to divide what they loot
>It'S jUsT oNe WoRd!!!!!!!11111

>>17791200
>>is given a citation of a passage explicitly telling Muslims how to divide what they loot

What loot? There is literally no such events outside of riwayat.

>>17791207
Do you lads honestly believe that anybody is impressed or persuaded by this bullshit? Does your Imam know you're spending time on a filthy and impure anime tiddy site? Does Allah approve of that?

>>17791118
2 examples from surah 18
1. The legend of Alexander the Great
2. The story of the Seven Sleepers
Also the story of the Fall of Iblis is mentioned many times in the quran, and it is stole from the book The Life of Adam and Eve aka The Apocalypse of Moses.

>>17791190

>>17791207
lotting
raping
enslaving
the 3 pillars of islam

>>17789243 (OP)
> rape and incest is fine
> yes, you can enslave people and starve them to death
> genocide is cool
> but don't you DARE use my name in vain or make fun of me in any way WHATSOEVER
> and don't you DARE worship other gods, you can only worship meeeee
Holy fuck Yahweh has same personality as my BPD ex.

>>17793684
OT God: BPD
NT God: BPD but swears he got better
Allah: BPD but he relapsed

>>17791037
>>17790099
Calm down girls, both religions worship Yahweh, the tranny "god" of degeneracy, street-shitting and coomies.

>>17789243 (OP)
>you cant enter his house after sunset because... i say so ok?!
33:53, btw.

>>17789243 (OP)
>YOU... YOU ATE AN APPLE?
>THAT DOES IT. NO MORE MR NICE GOD.

>>17793684
Talking about the cousin marriage right?

>>17789326
>>christcucks gave jews a legally and religiously guaranteed monopoly on money lending in Europe
>>2000 years of brother wars to give jews control of europe, many hundreds of millions of white europeans killed.
>>forced conversions of millions of europeans on threat of death if they refused. Millions of whites were hunted down and killed for refusing to convert
>>waged two world wars to give jews control of the rest of the world, killing another 80+ million white people.
>>helped jews wage the cold war, killing another 40 to 60 million in bolshevik jewish gulags/death camps
>>defended jews when they commited the holodomor
>>the church smuggled as many jews out of harms way as it could during every progrom in European history
>>the church convinced spain to put expelled jews on boats to the new world instead of killing them
>>the church defended the jewish slave trade by sending white christians to kill berber pirates that attacked the jewish slave ships.
>>christcucks in America allowed jews to create the federal reserve and completely hijack American finance, and just about every single other industry.
>>christians in America let jews completely trash their culture VIA holywood and the (((entertainment))) industry
>>christcucks in America have been fighting jewish wars for them since WW1, arguably even the civil war.
>>christcucks vehemently defend Israel while it robs them blind and fucks them in the ass
>>the church helped smuggle jews out of the post-collapse USSR, into the US and Israel
>>the church followed along with, defended, and preached feminist ideology
>>the church helps smuggle known paedophiles within their ranks around the world to avoid prosecution for their abuse of children

>Believes that the trees and rocks will help them win wars against the Jews

>Keeps losing wars to Jews

>>17795772
that prophecy isn't about wars in general it's about the last war, the one with the apocalypse and antichrist and all that good shit