If Jesus claims to be God (John 10:30) and God is described as impregnating the Virgin Mary (Matthew 1:18) then doesn't that mean Jesus fucked his own mother to give birth to himself in an act of magical incest? Disgusting.

>>17794061 (OP)
If blindness is only corrected, if ever, by surgery, then when Jesus heals a blind man, did he perform major surgery on the man?

>>17794084
Can't think of one real counterargument to OP, huh?

>>17794061 (OP)
His mother looks pretty hot tho.

>>17794061 (OP)
>>17795392
>>17794276
Meds, now.

>>17794061 (OP)
>fucked
what part of "miraculous conception" don't you understand, OP? God didn't fuck Mary. She spontaneously got pregnant from the Holy Spirit despite being a virgin, hence why it's considered miraculous.

>>17796113
To fulfil a false prophecy about Immanuel who already lived 500 years earlier according to Matthew.

>>17796259
>For before the boy knows enough to reject evil and choose good, the land of the two kings you dread will be laid waste.
he wasn't born centuries earlier, anon. Ephraim and Aram were long dead and laid waste by the time Jesus was old enough, all in accordance to prophecy.

That’s modalism Patrick

>>17796372
>God was just trolling Ahaz.
Doubt.

>>17796387
>>God was just trolling Ahaz.
he tested the patience of God first, mind you; and the prophecy still came true. Ephraim and Aram were no longer enemies of Judah by the time of Jesus' birth.

>>17794061 (OP)
Jesus was a Boltzmann creampie. Random quantum fluctuations caused matter to coalesce into a sperm cell inside Mary's womb.