Thread 17795051 - /his/ [Archived: 807 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:28:09 AM No.17795051
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There's literally a story in the Bible that's treated as actual history where the sun just stopped in the sky for a day
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:30:32 AM No.17795058
this claim is vague in nebulous enough to be interpreted as a solar eclipse happening, the bible is full of metaphor maaaaaaan
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:36:42 AM No.17795067
>>17795051 (OP)
there's all sorts of jewish fairytales that are treated as actual history beyond that one
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:45:21 AM No.17795079
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>>17795051 (OP)
You believe that you are a monkey whose parents were walking fish.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:03:49 AM No.17795097
>>17795079
Are christians supposed to lie like this?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:33:16 AM No.17795131
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>>17795051 (OP)
And it actually happened. Same with that one where hand of the clock moved backward (it was a sundial btw).

'Stand thou still, thou sun upon Gibeon,
Stand thou, moon, in the valley of Ajalon!
Shout thou, people, a cry like thunder,
For the kings of the earth are broken asunder.
Now we have said as the thunder says it,
Something is stronger than strength and slays it.
Now we have written for all time later,
Five kings are great, yet a law is greater.
Stare, O sun! in thine own great glory,
This is the turn of the whole world's story.
Stand thou still, thou sun upon Gibeon,
Stand thou, moon, in the valley of Ajalon!

'Smite! amid spear-blades blazing and breaking.
More than we know of is rising and making.
Stab with the javelin, crash with the car!
Cry! for we know not the thing that we are.
Stand, O sun! that in horrible patience
Smiled on the smoke and the slaughter of nations.
Thou shalt grow sad for a little crying,
Thou shalt be darkened for one man's dying-
Stand thou still, thou sun upon Gibeon,
Stand thou, moon, in the valley of Ajalon!'
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:31:28 AM No.17795174
>what is an eclipse
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:24:15 AM No.17795226
>>17795058
>>17795174
It literally says that the sun stood still + no eclipse lasts that long
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:38:42 AM No.17795242
>>17795051 (OP)
Flying jews, jew zombies. It's all bullshit fanfiction my dude.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:39:45 AM No.17795246
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>>17795051 (OP)
This is treated as actual history as well.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:48 PM No.17795398
>>17795097
He's telling the truth. Evolution is retarded fairy tale
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:25:57 PM No.17795402
>>17795051 (OP)
Thousands saw the sun dance at Fatima, so it's possible.