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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:32:57 PM No.17796383
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Christianity - Leave all material possessions and lust to seek God

Hinduism- All material possessions are illusions and all desires including lust will take you away from God

Buddhism - All material possessions and lust will only lead you to dukha (sadness)

Islam - Kill all non believers and if you follow the stuff in this book, you will get 72 virgins in Heaven to have sex forever. You will spend all your eternal life in sexual lust and banging virgins.

Excuse me, is Islam a serious religion
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:38:40 PM No.17796394
>>17796383 (OP)
Can you cite where it says the 72 virgin thing? I've heard it many times but I never actually read the passage.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:43:44 PM No.17796408
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>>17796394

literally promises big booty big bewbs girls in paradise aka forever sex/lust in heaven
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:48:04 PM No.17796417
>>17796383 (OP)
>>17796408
Nice way of admitting you’re a faggot
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:54:56 PM No.17796435
>>17796383 (OP)
>Hinduism
Thats not a real thing
>kill all non believers
Not sure where the "non-believers" comes from but the rule for convert or die has only been true for idolatars and those not part of the "people of the book"
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:59:44 PM No.17796443
>>17796408
As an Catholic, sounds like based
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:00:14 PM No.17796444
So Sam Shamoun actually did an article on Answering-Islam.org where he cites the Surats describing the Houris (the big and doe-eyed, big-breasted nubile virgins Mohammad promises all Ummah) along with commentary of the most infamous Sunni tafsirs on the subject (including Ibn Kathir, the OG sunni jurist), and he ends it with citations from Kathir's tafsir indicating Mohammad believed he would receive Mary, the Mother of Jesus, as a Houri in Heaven for his own consumption (the article here : https://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/mary.htm) :
>"The Messenger of God ... said, ‘God MARRIED ME IN PARADISE TO MARY THE DAUGHTER OF 'IMRAN and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.’
>Ibn Kathir, Qisas al-Anbiya
So according to ibn Kathir, the most respected of the jurists of Sunni Islam, Mary is whoring it out in paradise with Momo, who enjoyrs her perpetual virginity with his never-ending erection, along with Moses' sister and the wife of Pharaoh... for some reason.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:01:26 PM No.17796451
>>17796444
Well it's the truth, who are you object, bungler.
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH
6/27/2025, 10:03:00 PM No.17796456
>>17796383 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artha
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:04:14 PM No.17796460
>>17796408
It doesn't say you'll get 72 virgins to sleep with.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:05:20 PM No.17796463
>>17796444
>Sam Shamoun
Simp Feminist
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:07:49 PM No.17796472
>>17796463
does that make the citations any less damning, though?
Islam considers carnality - the need of the flesh - the finality of existence, hence why it's the final state of the "righteous" islamic man.
I'd rather jum into hellfire head first than ever be consigned to an eternity of meaningless sex and wine.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:08:08 PM No.17796474
>>17796444
>>"The Messenger of God ... said, ‘God MARRIED ME IN PARADISE TO MARY THE DAUGHTER OF 'IMRAN and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.’

literally a religion obsessed with sex/lust of other woman and other base instincts. How the fuck do the people find "spirituality" in this?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:30:10 PM No.17796536
>>17796474
>>17796472
>>17796383 (OP)
Religion of eunuchs vs Religion of Chad's.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:35:16 PM No.17796547
>>17796472
my love, i am not muslim but sam shamoun is an egalitarian feminist cattle muslims are right about women. that is a fact
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:53:27 PM No.17796721
>>17796460
>what are hadiths
>what is google
You should not be able to breathe with an IQ this low.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:13:38 AM No.17796755
>>17796408

Literally non of these verses are translated at all! Most of those translations don't translate the Quran, rather use tafsirs as background for translations.

Most of those verses are max two or three words if we pushing it.

for example chapter 55, literally just two words. but they add so much bracket words that does not exist in the Quran
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:14:46 AM No.17796758
>>17796721
Whoever making the claim the Quran says so should prove it. I don't know what is a Hadith. Is it inspired by God? If not, why would I care? Show the verse where God says the righteous will receive 72 virgins to have sex with.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:16:54 AM No.17796762
>>17796758
>Whoever making the claim the Quran says so should prove it. I don't know what is a Hadith. Is it inspired by God? If not, why would I care? Show the verse where God says the righteous will receive 72 virgins to have sex with.

Bro most translations of "houris" for the Quran are fake. "houri" is not even a noun, nor used as one.

Also most of these translations include a lot of bracket words that never existed in the Quran for example in surah 55 it only shows two words, but they manage to fill it with 10 words. about "houris"
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:49:02 PM No.17797875
>>17796435
Sura 9 of the koran
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:56:42 PM No.17797891
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>>17796383 (OP)
>sex is bad! evil! reprobate! help me jaysus! oh yeah ignore how David's multiple wives were a gift from God himself
>millions of deities who constantly rape each other homosexually/after transition first + whores getting lectured by Buddhas gigantic fractal penis
>It was narrated that Suhaib said: "The Messenger of Allah recited this Verse: 'For those who have done good is the best reward and even more.' Then he said: 'When the people of Paradise enter Paradise, and the people of the Fire enter the Fire, a caller will cry out: "O people of Paradise! You have a covenant with Allah and He wants to fulfill it." They will say: "What is it?" Has Allah not made the Balance (of our good deeds) heavy, and made our faces bright, and admitted us to Paradise and saved us from Hell?" Then the Veil will be lifted and they will look upon Him, and by Allah, Allah will not give them anything that is more beloved to them or delightful, than looking upon Him.'" - Sunan Ibn Majah 187
> Narrated Anas: A man asked the Prophet (ﷺ) about the Hour (i.e. Day of Judgment) saying, "When will the Hour be?" The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "What have you prepared for it?" The man said, "Nothing, except that I love Allah and His Apostle." The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "You will be with those whom you love." We had never been so glad as we were on hearing that saying of the Prophet (i.e., "You will be with those whom you love.") Therefore, I love the Prophet, Abu Bakr and `Umar, and I hope that I will be with them because of my love for them though my deeds are not similar to theirs. - Sahih al-Bukhari 3688
>>17796408
none of those quranic verses mention anything of the sort, is that from chatgpt? if so it admits christian heaven is the same but an inferior version
>>17796444
No, https://www.call-to-monotheism.com/a_reply_to_the_christian_polemic_mary_the_mother_of_jesus__a_houri_in_paradise___by_rasheed_gonzales
>>17797875
post the exact verse
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:02:06 PM No.17797900
>>17797891

Rise of Islam proves most of world is brain dead. Most high Muslims I know stop practicing it knowing it’s bullshit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:08:31 PM No.17797914
>>17796383 (OP)
>Christianity - Leave all material possessions and lust to seek God so you can go to heaven and be happy 100% forever
>Hinduism- All material possessions are illusions and all desires including lust will take you away from God which is implicitly better than those things
>Buddhism - All material possessions and lust will only lead you to dukha (sadness) as opposed to happiness
>Islam - Kill all non believers and if you follow the stuff in this book, you will get 72 virgins in Heaven to have sex forever. You will spend all your eternal life in sexual lust and banging virgins.

seems like the same shit to me
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:09:25 PM No.17797915
>>17797900
what the fuck is a "high muslim"? also you can't be muslim and not follow the faith
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:13:54 PM No.17797923
>>17797915

What the fuck is the “faith” here asshole? That a warlord with 13 wives including a 5 year old got visions by the real God only to him in a cave with no witnesses? Go fuck a goat
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:19:50 PM No.17797935
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>>17797923
You don't know what is a religion anymore? no wonder since you cannot explain what the fuck a high muslim is supposed to be. Mary also didn't have any eyewitnesses when she spoke to the angel, nobody saw what Paul witnessed either. And there are multiple times there were eyewitnesses with the prophet after that first incident
>war and polygamy
christian and dharmatard texts approve
>child brides
that's also biblical, Jesus himself impregnated his own 12yo mother for example
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:28:33 PM No.17797950
>>17797935
NTA he was trying to type high IQ muslim obviously
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:29:12 PM No.17797954
>>17797935
>that's also biblical, Jesus himself impregnated his own 12yo mother for example
>>17797935


where the fuck did you get that from, " i worship a pedo so everyone else must be a pedo too !"
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:31:06 PM No.17797958
>>17797875
Qur’an 9:29—Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the Religion of Truth, from among the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.

Qur’an 9:73—O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them.

Qur’an 9:111—Surely Allah has bought of the believers their persons and their property for this, that they shall have the garden; they fight in Allah's way, so they slay and are slain.

Qur’an 9:123—O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness.

Would you like more? there's others outside Sura 9


>>17797891
>pic
>some Christian traditions do mention a new earth
Who wrote this? Revelation is a part of every Christian tradition.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:59:45 PM No.17797999
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>>17797950
How can you be a muslim of any sort and not believe in the religion?
>>17797954
See pic amongst others. I just showed you from your texts where your deity approves/commands it. I personally don't believe those reports to be accurate about the final prophet see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr6mBlEPxW8 and the paper https://islamicorigins.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/LITTLE-The-Hadith-of-Aishahs-Marital-Age.pdf This is using the approach of modern secular scholarship which you personally have no reason to doubt and the methodology is something traditional scholars have used themselves https://www.drjonathanbrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/How-We-Know-Early-Hadith-Critics-Did-Matn-Criticism-and-Why-Its-So-Hard-to-Find.pdf but beside that there are other traditional approaches that demonstrate it just couldn't be true https://hawramani.com/aisha-age-of-marriage-to-prophet-muhammad-study/ But even if you don't accept evidence and you still want to insist she said that herself then you must also accept she said she was a woman which is a biological adult.
>>17797958
Nice gish gallop, the context of Surah 9 is very clear
>And if anyone from the polytheists asks for your protection ˹O Prophet˺, grant it to them so they may hear the Word of Allah, then escort them to a place of safety, for they are a people who have no knowledge. - Quran 9:6
>But if they break their oaths after making a pledge and attack your faith, then fight the champions of disbelief—who never honour their oaths—so perhaps they will desist. Will you not fight those who have broken their oaths, conspired to expel the Messenger ˹from Mecca˺, and attacked you first? Do you fear them? Allah is more deserving of your fear, if you are ˹true˺ believers. - Quran 9:12-13
>>17797958
>Revelation is a part of every Christian tradition.
Source is already mentioned. Anyway...
>to the present day some churches that derive from the Church of the East reject it.[33][34][35]
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:02:43 PM No.17798004
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>>17797954
Paul himself is okay with it too so you cannot hide behind muh old covenant
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:23 PM No.17798115
>>17798004

you should be spit on and hanged for trying to defend a pedophile, worse worshipping him. Dont worry that fate is coming soon
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:18:56 PM No.17798124
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>>17798115
I already demonstrated how that is a forgery. You however cannot counter any of my arguments. Concession accepted
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:12:11 AM No.17799156
>>17796383 (OP)
Hmmm, suspiciously the same number as the 72 names of God - the Shem HaMeforash. Perhaps, it’s not actual literal women at fuck at all? They aren’t even supposed to be human women anyway, going by a literal translation
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:42:59 AM No.17799234
>>17796762
I just want to to see the verse where it says men get 72 virgins to have sex with in heaven.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:57:39 AM No.17799260
>>17796383 (OP)
Islamic heaven is a depraved, sick joke. It's just whatever a man living in a desert would want for heaven
>Rivers of Wine, Water, Honey, and Milk
Disgusting and venal
But the most sickening thing to me is that Islamic heaven, you laugh at the people burning in hell for all of eternity while resting on your golden couches
>Koran 83:34: So Today those who believed are laughing at the disbelievers,
>Koran 83:35: On adorned couches, observing.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:05:54 AM No.17799274
>>17799234
>I just want to to see the verse where it says men get 72 virgins to have sex with in heaven.

It doesn't exist. It's a it's some fringe hadiths that became mainstream media propaganda.

The houris themselves are not true nouns, but adjectives describing state of person, literally.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:19:13 AM No.17799312
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>>17799260
>Rivers of Wine, Water, Honey, and Milk
How is this depraved in any way? People will be literally purified before entering Jannah "...they will justly retaliate against each other for wrongs committed between them in the world, until they are cleansed and purified for admittance into Paradise... - Bukhārī 6535"
>Indeed, the wicked used to laugh at the believers, wink to one another whenever they passed by, and muse ˹over these exploits˺ upon returning to their own people. - 8: 29-31
>˹The believers will be asked,˺ “Have the disbelievers ˹not˺ been paid back for what they used to do?” - 83:36
Perfect justice is disgusting?