Which historical figure could you beat up? I'm fairly certain I could pummel Tsar Nicholas II in a fight.

FDR

Jean-Paul Marat

>>17797166
if he gets you with his nippers you'll die of gangrene anyway

>>17797171
All I'd have to do to win is get behind him and push his wheelchair off a cliff

>>17797173
No shit, you can win against anyone by doing sneaky shit. You have to beat him up in single combat, even if you jump him to take him by surprise

>>17797178
Pretty sure OP just asked what historical figure I could beat up, he didn't mention rules. Street rules dictate I can push FDR off of a cliff. What's he gonna do about it? Get up off his chair? lmao. The weak should fear the strong

>>17797183
But is pushing him off a cliff "beating him up"?

>>17797187
History is written by the winners, and this winner says that yes it

>>17797191
Kek, I concede

>>17797180
Helen Keller could probably beat up FDR. All she'd have to do is go full Drunken Monkey style on him and push his wheelchair off of a cliff

>>17797165 (OP)
There is a Nicholas II nude photo, he had quite muscular back.

>>17797370
Yea, he was jacked (for his era).

>>17797165 (OP)
I'd beat the living fuck out of him

>>17797165 (OP)

>>17797166
>>17797180
>>17797526
Kek

>>17797165 (OP)
Scott Morrison.

>>17797165 (OP)
Charles II obviously.

>>17797530
lol, what?

>>17797165 (OP)
Ho Chi Minh (especially the sick version)
Probably Trotsky if he doesn’t get to bring an armoured train
>>17797530
>Morrison
Not sure how tall he is but he still seems kinda solid, Rudd, Gillard and Albanese would be easy, I think Abbott would be hardest, he seems like a staunch cunt

>>17797165 (OP)
Nicky would fuck you up. He played sports everyday

All I'm saying is that if it were me at Hastings, there would be a lot more of William the Bastard's blood on that battlefield

>>17797537
I'm actually quite lanky and lethargic but I would punch the teeth out of his smug face anyway. Morrison was objectively the worst Coalition Party PM in the past fifty years. fucking nigger.

>>17797545
>Morrison was objectively the worst Coalition Party PM in the past fifty years.
Pretty sure that was Howard, take the guns, tax everything and turn their family homes into an investment for multinational millionaires
Coalition is gay, liberals gay, the Nationalists should’ve refused to join or just taken it over entirely

>>17797540
>brazza, send Nicky two - three years in Dagestan and forget

>>17797526
>>17797531
Retard strength is a thing

>>17797180
Aiming high are we?

>>17797537
Morrison is 5'11 but i doubt he'd be that solid, he seems kinda pudgy so i recokn most Anon's here about like 5'7 could beat him. Your right about Abbott tho
Whitlam was apparently like 6'4 so he'd probably rock most people here's shit assuming it's not him when he was elderly
>>17797550
Howard was the worst PM Australia ever had, that jew will be seen as the man who destroyed Australia (even if everything going to shit started after Whitlam got ousted}

>>17797165 (OP)
I could take two of Jane Austen. I'd come out swinging my arms into the sides of one's head while the other was too surprised to react, drop her fast, then hoof the other in the cunt when she charged me, stopping her dead. With both incapacitated, I'd grab them by the hair and knock their heads together until they passed out. I would fuck them up

all historical women

>>17797165 (OP)
Stephen Hawking

>>17797165 (OP)
I would 2v1 hitler(assuming he's not on meth for the fight) and stalin
have a serious fight with hitler then leave the georgian manlet for lulz