Thread 17797744 - /his/ [Archived: 799 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:16:33 AM No.17797744
St._Jakob_(Rothenburg_ob_der_Tauber),_Circoncision
St._Jakob_(Rothenburg_ob_der_Tauber),_Circoncision
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Did Jesus get his penis blood sucked?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:04:11 PM No.17797825
yes but his foreskin miraculously grew back
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:16:47 PM No.17797831
>>17797744 (OP)
No
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:31:45 PM No.17797843
Yes he was mutiliated by a rabbi(with the consent of his parents)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:04 PM No.17798375
>>17797744 (OP)
The mutilated baby penis blood slurp is only attested in the talmuds from the 4-6th centuries AD, and by saint Jerome around 400. It's unclear when those practices started. Jesus would have been cut by a priest of the temple, not by a "rabbi" in the later sense, but who knows if the slurp was already on.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:42:54 PM No.17798455
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Yes.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:45:47 AM No.17799972
>>17798375
>>17798455
would've been interesting if the slurper got magical powers from slurping on god's penis
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:47:46 AM No.17799980
>>17799972
>>17797744 (OP)
does that count as the first ever 'body and blood' of christ? did that jew get redeemed by yeshuas penis?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:55 PM No.17800384
>>17799980
immunity to blindless
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