Thread 17800208

Noah's flood is fake, evolution is real. You are a monkey.

>>17800208 (OP)
How much seethe did this man cause in God?
He was so chill everyone now in magic jew lava world is refreshed. Hell really do be enjoyable.

>>17800208 (OP)
>erm, the Old Testament can’t literally be true
A 14 year old could see that. It’s not really the point.
>proceeds to talk about evolution and the Big Bang like either answer the beginning of life
Common lab coat L

>>17800230
>A 14 year old could see that. It’s not really the point.
There are entire denominations of christians that believe it's literal

>>proceeds to talk about evolution and the Big Bang like either answer the beginning of life

Idiotic strawman/goalpost shift

>>17800230
Hinging your faith on the creation of life is idiotic. You just need a self replicating molecule that evolution can act on, and we already know that kind of shit can come about naturally in principle. Better skip to the "why is there something rather than nothing" defense, lil bro.

>>17800237
There’s a denomination that believes snakes to them, so what?
The Big Bang is not a goalpost shift, it’s in the OP. A catholic physicist conceptualized it and it isn’t contrary to intelligent design.
>>17800250
>we wuz self replicating molecules
Next you’ll tell me consciousness emerged from mold on a rock

>>17800260
>we wuz self replicating molecules
Low IQ or bait? If you accept that you're a monkey (with reference to phylogeny and evolution in general), the proposition that you come from self replicating molecules shouldn't seem out of the ordinary to you.

Scientific ((("""discoveries"""))) were pioneered by Jesuits. Science is Xian propaganda and transphobic.

>>17800208 (OP)
Just think about it. Millions of people literally believe in the magic jew boat.

>>17800260
>catholic
Jesuit*

>>17800250
>Hinging your faith on the creation of life is idiotic
Show some respect for your fellow Christians!

>>17800208 (OP)
>Your ancestor was a fish
Kek

>>17800230
>A 14 year old could see that
Yet thousands if not millions of christcucks cannot see this. Adults that are smart by your standards are dumber than the dumbest 14 year old.

>>17800280
Georges Lemaître was an ordained Catholic priest

>God drowning everyone except Noah and his family
Cringe, totally made-up

>Man walking on water 2000 years ago
YEEEEEEEEEES

What's with this needy attitude to viewed as rational? To me this just reeks of coping, deep down you know this stuff is silly
Just because your beliefs are not open to empirical investigation, doesn't make you less of a gullible retard.

>>17800224
Hitchens was spot on about organized religion. His stance was basically "believe what you want but don't interfere in society".
However, he seemed to become more interventionist after he discovered his Jewish roots. His neocon stance was also a particular lowpoint. But he did predict the rising threat of Islam on Western culture.

>>17800208 (OP)
Your mom is a monkey

Stop posting this dead neocon faggot. At least post the amazing atheist or someone of importance.

>>17800208 (OP)
And someday I hope to return to monkey

>>17800230
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>>17800293
What was god thinking when he created the abos?

>>17800786
What will you do if it turns out that he loves them? Where will you hide from him?

>>17800789
I don't think god created them in his image to be frank

>>17800802
He will make you less than what you humiliate.

>>17800786
>>17800802
that guy looks fine. the tie is just raggedy

>>17800250
>and we already know that kind of shit can come about naturally in principle.
Do we now? Any source on this champ?

>>17800850
plants evolved to eat meat when they didn't get ground vitamins, that's insane. obviously life is just another type of decay that catches in a pile of energy-rich material just like fire or rot. If you leave volatile molecules lying around they find ways to break down.

>>17800858
So you got no proof got it. I don't see how natural selection translates to "self-replicating molecules", that's just bullshit. The classical definition of evolution is already obselete anyways, most archeologists agree that it's a bottom-up structure, not up-down, which basically means the set of genetic mutations is limited to the genetic pool, which is why we don't see flying sheep or walking birds.

>>17800825
That's a biological female

>>17800880
That's actually true in biology. Things only evolve within their genetic potential. Human hands for example. already had five fingers when we were little shrews or some shit. We still have the same limbs as back then, animals can't just sprout wings. They need selective pressure and also genetic potential.

>>17800892
>selective pressure and genetic potential
Do you just shit out whatever buzzwords come up in your mind? "Genetic potential" none of this makes sense. None of what you're saying makes sense. Fuck off and work on your baits stupid zoomer.

>>17800920
t. global flood enjoyer

>>17800208 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOO BUT PEOPLE WILL BE LE BAD IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN SKYKIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>17800925
Now you resort to ad hominems, as expected. I'm not a fan of Jewish fanfic, buy you're clearly shitposting or very uneducated on these matters. Also molecules don't self replicate, cells do. You talk like a highschool dropout.

>God drowning everyone except Noah and his family
Cringe, totally made-up

>Man walking on water 2000 years ago
YEEEEEEEEEES

What's with this needy attitude to viewed as rational? To me this just reeks of coping, deep down you know this stuff is silly
Just because your beliefs are not open to empirical investigation, doesn't make you less of a gullible retard.

>>17801043
Being even vaguer and ten times more retarded will show me!

>>17800208 (OP)
>>17800224
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>>17800277
>My father was a fish.
Maybe you should worship a fish god then, ass monkey.

>>17800208 (OP)
>You lost
No, sorry, I have to take that away from you. Evolution is mathematically impossible. Enjoy Hell.

>>17801423
why would you worship anything? you're a gay cuck slave if you can't live without submitting to something.

>>17801434
You backed the wrong horse. Hell awaits.

>>17801436
Nope. You'll never see your dead relatives again btw

>>17801428
How does sciencemen go about denying this mathematical proof?

>>17801591
There are three factors they can choose from. Most go for the average fixation rate, even though they don't know what an average is.

>>17801597
Are they retarded? Did they ever try to divide 35 million by two?
Evolution not possible cuz 35 million

>>17802266
>Did they ever try to divide 35 million by two?
Yep, and that still puts the split at a time before the earth existed, according to their own timeline. Pretty cringe innit?

>>17800208 (OP)
>You are a monkey.
Humans arent monkeys you useless retard
Homo Sapiens is an ape, we are apes

>>17802342
>splitting hairs
You still think you are descended from fish. You are functionally retarded.

>>17802351
Bruh, I'm the most gullible retard you'd ever meet. I think the world is 5000 years old and flat.
But you couldn't make me believe I'm a fish, haha