Thread 17803367 - /his/ [Archived: 715 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 2:05:44 PM No.17803367

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Does Odin forbid me from gooning? Thinking about returning to my ancestral gods away from YHWH who complains about me beating it to anime cosplayers.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 2:22:52 PM No.17803409

He's not going to send your soul to a pain dimension but you certainly won't win any divine favor from any god by wasting yuor virility.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 2:23:46 PM No.17803412

>>17803367 (OP)
>Does Odin forbid me from gooning?
Only if you goon maidenlessly.

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6/30/2025, 2:24:44 PM No.17803416

>>17803367 (OP)
Your ancestors were worshipping Jesus Christ for 1000 years after Odin because Odin did nothing for them.

Become a Lutheran.

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 2:29:45 PM No.17803435

>>17803416
>because Odin did nothing for them.
ie it's okay to goon if I just tell jesus I'm really sorry post nut clarity

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 2:56:22 PM No.17803491

Pagans are far less prudish than abrahamics on average

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 3:06:40 PM No.17803514

Odin and Yahweh are not gonna do shit, may they smite OP dead right now if otherwise!

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6/30/2025, 4:05:55 PM No.17803634

>>17803367 (OP)
Worship Ishtar/Astarte/Aphrodite, the goddess of gooning

Anonymous

6/30/2025, 4:14:57 PM No.17803655

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>>17803367 (OP)
Obviously
Stop watching porn
6 years since Varg was banned from YouTube and this is the level of ignorance we have sank to.

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6/30/2025, 4:35:35 PM No.17803704

>>17803435
Christianity does not expresdly forbid masturbation, unless you're Catholic