>forces the bongs into a light jog
>causes an 86% casualty rate and the eventual defeat of the bong army
why are yuros so unathletic and bad at war? fucking 86% casualty rate

>>17804865 (OP)
>lose 1/4th of your entire invasion force and your ability to make war while only killing 13 Americans.
Do bongs really?

lel

>just one more battle, men, and we'll have hi-ACK! Clinton where are you!?!?

>>17804865 (OP)
>a light jog
What a fucking understatement. Daniel Morgan was HIM, put some fucking respect on his name faggot

>>17804904
Orleans was an afterthought, to say the least. Which yes, made it that much more retarded

>>17805978
>Orleans was an afterthought, to say the least. Which yes, made it that much more retarded
the bongs and jackson didn't know the treaty had been signed

>>17806206
I was referring to the British landing, retard. No shit they didn't know, that's basic highschool history class 101.
The Brits, after burning down the Capitol and making moves on Maryland, decided halfheartedly to land in Louisiana. It was never a serious attempt with good reconnaissance and their baggage train immediately floundered because no one had had the foresight to adequately plan for an amphibious landing. Pakenham was already up shit creek by the time he made landfall, let alone before he knew he was going to have to fend off a ragtag band of backwoods crackers led by a man with a hatred for the British that burned so bright it could have lit up the entire battlefield.

>>17806233
you gay retard. the bongs landed with 8,000 men and capturing new orleans would have given the bongs control over the ohio river valley which was one of the major considerations for the war. The US settlers kept running into injun raids that the british supported to limit American westward expansion. Guess where the ohio and Allegheny rivers drain?

>>17806265
Tell me you ran off to skim Wikipedia without telling me kek

>>17806273
4/5 on the APUS history test like 15 years ago, fagolio

>>17804865 (OP)
it do be like that

>>17806281
>4/5
Pathetic

>>17804865 (OP)
Northern Europeans do really poorly in some types of New World terrain.

>The enemy's men [the Portuguese forces] are naturally agile and surefooted, able to advance or retreat speedily. They are also formidable from their natural ferocity, consisting as they do of Brazilians, Tapuyas, Negroes, Mamelucos, etc., all natives of this country; as also Portuguese and Italians, whose constitution enables them to adapt themselves very readily to the terrain, so that they can range the woods, cross the swamps, and climb or descend the hills (all of which natural obstacles are very numerous here), and that with remarkable speed and agility. Our [Dutch] men, on the contrary, fight ranged in serried ranks, after the manner of the fatherland, and they are sluggish and flabby, unsuited to this kind of country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Guararapes

>>17806881
lel, fucking tulip soldiers

>>17806881
>>17806901
>Dutch
>at Cowpens
You retards can't seriously be this stupid

>>17806962
he was comparing the bongs getting bfto'd to the dutch getting btfo'd, ESL

>>17806990
That's not why they got btfo'd, retard

>>17807051
they got btfo'd because they war bongs, faggot

>>17807069
Do you always post in threads on topics you don't know a goddamn thing about?

>>17807079
why do you bongs always seethe on /his/ and /k/ whenever a thread about bongs getting btfo'd in war gets posted? the frogs and nazis don't seethe like this

>>17806281
Oh shit me too bro. But i speacialize in WWII and Hitler

>>17807095
>/k/
Fed alert.

>>17807286
based

>>17807095
>the frogs
Do they even have internet?
>and nazis
Anon, I...

>>17807286
>>17807319
You need to be 18+ to post here

>>17804865 (OP)
Good counterbalance thread to the bong seethe thread about D.C right now.

>>17807326
you take the AP test as a jr or senior in high school. someone who took an AP test 15 years ago is at least 30

>>17807334
kek, I think they made that thread to seethe about this one since bongs are so thin skinned

>>17807344
If you're 30+ and still bragging about your AP score you're mentally 15

>>17808712
you sound like a gay retard and a nonAmerican

>>17808910
>comes back with an "insult" only a 15 year old whose worst problem is his raging acne would come up with
Thanks for proving my point, kiddo

>>17806881
Stupid

>>17808916
you posted during yuro hours, you are a certified gay retard

>>17808953
>yuro hours
lolwut

>>17808962
times when only yuros and south asians are awake

>>17808972
It's 10:30am EST you fucking retard. Not everyone is a worthless NEET like you

>>17808977
see>>17808712
that's a yuro time post, queer

>>17808923
Yes, the Dutch invasion of Brazil was quite stupid.