Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:12:50 AM No.17805346
Shalom, my name is Cohen Jackson. Iām a 27 year old White Noahide (Jewish culture fan for you goyim). I read and study my sacred texts at home, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Jewish passtimes. (Klezmer, Dreidels, Menorah) I train with my Desert Eagle every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave a hole in any radical right-wing terrorist because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of terrorist culling. I had my Bar Mitvah two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Hebrew fluently, both Levantine and Yiddish dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Jewish history and the Seven Laws of Noah, which I follow 100%. When I get my Israeli visa, I am moving to Jerusalem to work in Temple to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi for The Belz Great Synagogue or the CEO of some big media company! I own several Kippah, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Israel!
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