LMAO

>NNNOOOOOOO MUH DEMOCRATIC GUNBOATS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO TAKE ON A SHIP OF THE LINE!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Amerishits on this board will unironically cope about this by claiming that letting Jackson slaughter a half-baked British afterthought of a landing in Louisiana was then ""winning""

why did all those northern militiamen refuse to cross into canada in multiple battles causing the US to lose?

>>17806125
>implying the US could have taken Canada even with todays military
The retards in Congress who thought for even a second that they could do to Canada what the Brits did to them really highlights just how retarded Americans are. But then naturally it was mostly midwestfags and southrons so it's really not surprising

>>17806125
Benedict Arnold's ill-fated invasion was still in the common consciousness at the time, and most of the soldiery thought Canada was an inhospitable hellhole that would be their grave.

>>17806146
The burning of DC was revenge for the burning of york(modern Toronto)

>>17806087 (OP)
we fired our guns and the british kept a-comin'
there wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago. we fired once more and they began to runnin' on down the mississippi to the gulf of ... aw man.

>>17806146
Canada was complete pushover, the british were occupied and couldn't withstand a real invasion. Northern militiamen, specifically new york, lost the bum rush for canada for the US.

>>17806087 (OP)
>be the world's naval and industrial superpower
>be so powerful that while you are busy fighting a major war in your continent, you can still btfo your enemy in a minor war even when it's across the ocean
>a century passes
>your enemy's industrial might now eclipses yours many times over
>you destroy your own empire and hand over hegemony to them over the continent and yourself
>be so poor and hungry after the war that your national ethos for decades becomes worshipping food banks and "our NHS"
Damn you sure showed them

>>17806146
Canada only exists by uniting all the north american british colonies because some irish hobos with guns conquered the entirety of canada until britshits reinforced it and did all the real fighting. The USA 100% easily could have instantly overran canada and annexed it completely.

Wish Brit just support southern war of independent

>>17806533
We did, kind of. We built them some ships, though I don't think they launched before the war ended.

>>17806382
>The USA 100% easily could have instantly overran canada and annexed it completely.
Yeah, but we just didn't... but we could have!... but we didn't.... america stronk

>>17807305
Look it up yourself, it was basically sabotage

>>17807305
We didn't because Canada is a frozen wasteland that nobody else wanted, we already tricked the British into taking it as a concession for Independence at the Treaty of Paris, why the fuck would we want it in 1812? Canada is a result of the American Revolution

>>17807346
>as a concession for Independence at the Treaty of Paris
>the Treaty of Paris
>of Paris
Record breaker for "most low IQ post" on this site

>>17806101
>>17806087 (OP)
>kills 100 bongs on his own
how did he do it bros?

>>17807373
Retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Paris_(1783)

>>17807373
Thomas Jefferson lived in France because despite being a proud Southernor and American Revolutionary he didn't actually like living in the backwater that was the US South.
Also, he was black and gay.

>>17807830
>>17807373
Paris was used as a mediator between the Colonies and Great Britain because that's how international law works you dumb assholes

>>17807412

>>17806355
all men and nations die, in the long run no war is ever won.

>>17806533
Though not overtly involved Britain came down on the Confederate side, actually.

Reminder that most of the fires of Washington were started by the fleeing Americans so the British wouldn't get control of the city (particularly use of the Washington Navy Yard). It's rather similar to what the Russians did to Moscow when the French invaded just two years prior.
When the British subsequently abandoned Washington to occupy the much larger and more important city of Baltimore, the nation's third largest, the commander of all British forces in the continent was killed in action and the battle was a decisive American victory.
When the British then tried to occupy New Orleans, the nation's 7th largest city, the new commander of all British forces in the continent was killed in action and the battle was a decisive American victory.
>>17806101
Do you really think that the British would have simply given up such an important city like New Orleans had they won that battle?

>>17807346
Many Americans got way too cocky and we're fully convinced they were going to acquire Canada.
>The acquisition of Canada this year, as far as the neighborhood of Quebec, will be a mere matter of marching; & will give us experience for the attack of Halifax the next, & the final expulsion of England from the American continent.
-Thomas Jefferson, 1812

>>17807944
he's a retard who doesn't understand that the midwest states pretty much only exist due to access to the port of new orleans

>>17807835
>>17807556
Berlin was better

>>17807949
Only in Ohio

>>17806087 (OP)
>burn down reb
Kino

>>17807843
They were close until Nappy 3rd wild adventure in Mexico and blockage prevented two CSA diplomats

>>17806249
>The burning of DC was revenge for the burning of york(modern Toronto)
only answer that matters here.
>>17806306
>Canada was complete pushover, the british were occupied and couldn't withstand a real invasion. Northern militiamen, specifically new york, lost the bum rush for canada for the US.
This, when America threaten war with Canada in 1946 Canada gave up Washington state without a fight when Britain refused to help.

It always amuses me when turd worlders think Americans care about national honor as much as they do.
American's aren't a shame-based society, we don't give a shit about something that happened 200 years ago lol.

>>17810173
Well most americans aren't american at all and had no lineage in the US at this time

>>17810198
Founding stock American here
My 5th and 6th great grandfather were alive during the war of 1812 but none of them were involved in the war, one would've been too old to fight and the other would've been too young at that point. In fact it's not even clear whether or not either of them were even aware of it happening until after the fact. Hell, when my 6th great grandfather was born America wasn't even an independent country yet

>>17810198
>Well most americans aren't american at all and had no lineage in the US at this time
And (((who's))) fuckin fault is that?
You let it happen so I have no pity for you.
It's like someone who lets a homeless person stay at their house and wonders why everything is trashed and things are stolen.

>>17810220
My ancestors came to America (upstate NY) to avoid the Napoleon wars, and then end up in the war of 1812 LOL.

>>17810227
My ancestors just came over from England to help start a colony lmao. In fact one of the houses in the colony is now a museum house and there's a very high chance they stepped foot inside of it at least once so that's pretty neato

>>17810222
>I don't know anythign about the country I live in because I'm aa foreigner
>yeah well maybe most of the US population shouldn't be in the US but it's YOUR fault
just a couple more generations of retarded faggot niggers and the US will be south africa tier

i like how US regulars got BTFO by a bunch of canadian militia units and native americans they literally ran circles around you retards and that general surrendering his whole garrison cause the the natives were gonna scalp him lol

>>17806087 (OP)
>slaves built it
>slaves tore it down
Poetic.

>>17806087 (OP)
What if this was all a coverup and the British basically annexed US from within when all that happened?
>a royal secret

>>17810985
I like how the bongs got fucking bent over and raped at new orleans and only killed 13 Americans while losing like 2,000 bongs

Friendly, threadly reminder that His Majesty King Charles III is monarch of a greater swathe of the North American continent than the US has ever accounted for

>>17812525
>admitting that Canada isn't even a real country
yikes bro

>>17812525
>king of snow and eskamoes

>the bongs

>>17812365
None ever entertained this post? Confirmed canon.

>>17812595
oh look it's american clay

>>17812615
that's their scientific name

>>17810173
americans literally piss and shit and cry over the jewlocaust.

>>17812525
>that's the photo they went with
"Observe"

>>17812525
And he does land acknowledgements there the fucking cuck

>>17806087 (OP)
Based

>>17807949
Then why did Canada seethe about Trump's remarks when they could've easily brushed them off?

>>17812817
No one born after 1975 cares about that. No every single one of us is a boomer, Ivan.

>>17813486
Canada entire culture is just seething about the US