Thread 17810199

I am conducting a brief, informal study. You can help by answering two very simple questions:

1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.

Do please note that if you are too retarded to answer with simple "yes" and "no" type answers, both answers will be counted as a yes. Thanks!

>>17810199 (OP)
>1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
Yes
>2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
Yes femboy's
I also believe in God tho.

>>17810199 (OP)
>Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
Yes..but youre being reductive on purpose boxing in possible answere to fit your preconceived notions so that you can then stand high and mighty with your supposed "truth" but it's a bunch of horse shit.
>Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
Yes, because attraction is based on aesthetics and has fuck all to do with morality like you're trying to make it out tobe

>>17810199 (OP)
WELCOME HOME LARA! Did your JW probationary phase end?

>Do you believe humans evolved from fish?
Yep because it's objective fact.
>Do you watch tranny porn
What guy under 30yo doesn't watch it? anyone who says no is lying christkuck

>>17810212
>WELCOME HOME LARA!
I don't know who that is.
>Did your JW probationary phase end?
No. I am not a JW, never have been, and never will be. Stop trying to derail the thread.

>>17810199 (OP)
1 evolution? Yes, fish are much further back on the evolutionary tree than apes, we humans are hominids which is a member of the great ape family which the chimpanzee is our closest living relative

2, tranny porn, occasonally, I like to watch all sorts of porn as long as it is legal concerning adults both gay and straight, I might watch porn just a few minutes a day and about once a week masturbate

>>17810218
Oh you're not Lara. Alright I'll do your gay little survey

1. Yes, I studied biology in college and took an evolution course, but I always believed in evolution that was set in motion by God
2. No, anything remotely non-female (including biologically female nonbinaries) are repulsive to me sexually

>>17810199 (OP)
1.yep
2. yep
But this entire thing is a bad faith argument.

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>>17810240
>I believe in evolution
>I love tranny porn
Really?

>>17810199 (OP)
>1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
No, we evolved from early hominids and those early hominids evolved from more primitive mamallian species and so on. We didn't go straight from fish to human, that's a retarded strawman
>2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
No, the porn that I watch is 2D and far more degenerate

>>17810242
Yes really, on both questions

>>17810217
>everyone else is just as perverted and sick in the head as I am
>r-r-right guys??

17810242
you skipped the part where all the posters also said they are christians

>>17810212
Wtf this shitty cartoons means anyway? Schizophrenic

>>17810262
I thought you drew the comic in the OP. There was a resident JW comic drawing schizo whose art style looked very similar, here's the lowdown

>French Jehovah's Witness teenager
>active 2020-2023
>started out posting charming Franco-Belgian style comics of Christian scenes
>became increasingly polarized and militant about Jehovah's Witness in an earnest effort to convert 4channers
>started many threads herself, proclaiming JWs as "true Christians"
>jumped into every single religion thread and started shitting them up with textbook JW conversion techniques
>posted some surprisingly horny comics
>eventually fucked up and posted a really weird comic she made "while studying puberty in school" and /his/ never lived it down
>supposedly someone doxxed her (hence "Lara") and contacted her local JW elder about her time on 4chan
>she hasn't posted since, but there were a lot of copycats

>>17810199 (OP)
1 yes
2 yes lol

>>17810199 (OP)
>1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
Yes absolutely, the evidence is overwhelming
>2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
I like to get high on weed and masturbate to a bunch of random shit and half of it I forget in the morning
I'm not an atheist by the way not sure if that matters.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

>>17810261
Some of my favorite gay lovers were church going Christians and two were married to females, and one was a church deacon

1. No
2. No

>>17810209
Your attraction to cocks is entirely because of your immoral life

>>17810199 (OP)
>1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
Yes
>2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
Also yes
I'm a Catholic Priest btw

>>17810217
That would be me you disgusting gay degenerate

Yes
No

>>17810360
It was real in your mind

>>17810199 (OP)
1) Yes

2) No, I don’t watch porn.

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Porn is pure brainrot and is bad for your psyche. It decreases real world sexual attraction and can lead to erectile disfunction.

This thread is proof that this board is full of retarded trolls that samefag all day so they can strawman their opponents.
>Half the thread is both atheist and tranny porn watchers
Yes, very organic. Surely this isn’t 1 or 2 people constantly bumping the thread trying to make a (non-convincing) point.

This board needs better moderation. It’s become blue /pol/.

>>17810385
>and can lead to erectile disfunction.
I've heard the polar opposite, most boomers get ED specifically because they grew up in conservative households and were told never to jack off, leading to problems with erections later in life.

>>17810389
Weapons grade copium. Atheists are a bunch of faggots, and you don't have a worldview that allows you to criticize that

>>17810390
You can jack off without porn.

Porn creates a Pavlovian feedback loop where your brain starts to associate orgasms with a glowing screen versus a real life partner.

>>17810390
They get ED because old people have poor circulation.

>>17810212
Based

>>17810199 (OP)
it's depressing that there are people retarded enough to make comics like this

>>17810199 (OP)
Dubs checked.

1. No
2. No

>>17810199 (OP)
1. Yes
2. Not really. I mean I've read futa on female doujins before but it's not like something I do on a regular basis, prefer het and yuri

>>17810394
>Atheists are a bunch of faggots, and you don't have a worldview that allows you to criticize that
You poltards are such retards. Regardless of somebodies opinions on “fag rights,” that doesn’t make them a faggot. Less than 5% of men are gay. That number does not change significantly regardless of what “religious group” were talking about. Believing that gay marriage should be legal will not make your dick get hard for a man. The majority of atheists are heterosexual, just like most people.

And this thread is still fake as fuck and you still have no friends in real life.

>>17810390
ED happens with age, and, also, circumcision is a huge contributor to ED (look at the countries that suffer from young male ED the most). US boomers are both cut and old. They have no chance.

>>17810509
>Less than 5% of men are gay
Way more are sucking dicks "but totally not gay though".

>>17810538
Specifically the secular ones, because homosexual desire is a product of an ungodly life.

>>17810199 (OP)
Yes and yes.

>>17810199 (OP)
Humans are fish
No

>>17810538
>Way more are sucking dicks "but totally not gay though".
Your homoerotic fantasies are not reality, faggot.

>meanwhile in sunday school cult..

>man was formed from MUD

>god took out a rib and made a woman

>>17810389
It’s 100% organic. Just own your faggotry, loser.

>>17810199 (OP)
Yes
Yes

>>17810199 (OP)
Atheists are all faggots we get it, you don't need to do a "study" to figure that shit out, it's common sense.

>>17810711
I'll count that as "Yes" and "Yes'. Thanks!

>>17810199 (OP)
>1. Do you believe humans evolved from fish? Yes or no.
No, evolution is false and science is a false God
>2. Do you watch tranny porn? Yes or no.
Yes, right after I get home from my local LGBT-affirming Church

>>17812557
I'll count that as "Yes" and "Yes". Thanks!