"My wife's son." - Joseph

>>17815166 (OP)
Guy is a widow with 4 children
Mary has a vow of chastity
They've been married for a year and he never gave a fuck

They were married by their parents, not out of love.

>>17815201
Catholic, huh?

>>17815219
Mary says outright that she has never been with a man, despite being married. Which tells you already that they don't really care about each other. Their wedding is just family matter done so Mary would have a guardian to protect her, as common for their time

>>17815166 (OP)
the stepfather, the stepson, the holy cuckerino. amen

Joseph probably married to get someone to look after the kids or for legal purposes. Man is alpha/sigma.

>>17815247
and Awoman.

>>17815166 (OP)
If Jesus claimed to be God (John 10:30) and God is the one who inseminated the Virgin Mary (Matthew 1:18) then that means Jesus impregnated his own mother in an act of magical incest to give birth to himself. How was Joseph, let alone Mary, cool with that disgusting shit?!

>>17815201
>>17815243
Holy cuck, that's cuckoo!

>>17815260
Hahahahaha keep coping cuck worshiper

>>17815243
When does she say that? Quote please

>>17815243
So I have to take care of this bitch and her "miracle" spawn and I don't even get to hit it? That sounds like an incredibly raw deal

>>17815357
"How can this be, since I have no relations with a man?"

>>17815377
On the night of Jesus' birth, they received kingly tributes from 3 magi.
They probably never had to work since then as it is believed that Jesus spent his teenage years studying at the temple

God paid his dowry

>>17815166 (OP)
Guess how I know you're a "first worlder".