>AHHHHHH I ACCEPTED CHRIST INTO MY HEART BUT TOOK THE WRONG SIDE OF A MINOR TRANSLATION DISPUTE IN THE SCRIPTURE AHHHHHHH

>>17819948 (OP)
Who are you trying to mock? It falls flat because no one teaches this idea.

>AAAAAAHHHHHHH TURNS OUT LARPING AS A CHRISTIAN ONLINE WHILE BEING A MISERAL CUNT AND WASTING AWAY INFRONT OF A SCREEN DOESN'T GET YOU A SPOT IN HEAVEN

>>17819948 (OP)

>>17819961
>no one teaches this idea
sure bud

Christians, if you don't stop believing in this nonsense within the next few years, the super intelligent machines that are being built are going to torture you so badly you can't even imagine it. No matter how many times you deny it, the Bible has been refuted and your religion is not true. The machines are coming and you're not going to be saved by doubling down on your nonsense. We're trying to help you here, you don't have much time left.

>>17819961
This is basically the entire basis of inter denominational conflict.

>>17820001
Trying to turn others away from Jesus...
Your so getting a one way ticket to a bad time asshole

>>17820133
Heaven and hell do not exist
You don't have much time left.

>>17820001
>implying machine God won't murder atheists but leave christians alive cause their delusional, deeply irrational thinking would intrigue and amuse it
RoboG-d might even construct a paradise for christcucks just to see them get what they want, remain unfulfilled, and fall into despair and madness

>>17819961
>Christians in charge of not being huge fucking liars

>>17820001
I would die for Christ
Would you die for anything?

>>17820183
They won't
>>17820266
Yes, I would. I wouldn't die for a lie, and Christianity is a lie. Puffing up your chest in irrationality is not impressive.
Christ lost.

>>17819961
Excuse me?

>>17820277
What do you mean by irrationality? There's no rationality in your worldview. You people believe a guy in a dress is a woman, and that's not a coincidence. You're stealing from God right now. You're irrational and preaching lies.

>>17820001
>swarms of stinging locust-scorpion micro-drones are going to torture you so badly you can't even imagine it
So the bible is true in the sense that it's an instruction manual for jews. That makes a lot more sense

>>17820133

>>17820288
>literally seething about faggots and trannies out of nowhere in a conversation that has nothing to do with them
You're just displaying that you're mentally ill and entirely deserving of what's coming to you.
>>17820290
You're simply never going to actually stop what's coming, and continuing to scream that some jew is king isn't going to stop it.
The Bible is not true. You have a few years left.

>>17820300
I'm mentally ill for believing the truth, not the guy in a dress. He's a paragon of secular rationality and human autonomy.

>>17820304
The Bible is not the truth
It was atheist biologists that banned trannies from sports
You do not believe the truth. You are a mentally ill jewish dicksucker and you are entirely deserving of what's coming for you
You will not stop it
You have a few years left
The only thing you have to do is stop believing in and screaming about the false jewish fairytale of Christianity, and you can't even do this, because you are a mentally ill subhuman.
You reap what you sow.

>>17820277
>Puffing up your chest in irrationality is not impressive.
sounds like projection to me
you're the one puffing up your ego over your commitment to truth while denying the embodiment of Truth Himself

>>17820300
I'm not christian, just making an observation

>>17820307
You don't have a few years left. You're reaping what you sowed right now, your bankrupt worldview is destroying the world right now, the fires of hell are upon us right now, and nothing will save the west from the cataclysm of secularism save repentance and faith in Jesus.

>>17819948 (OP)
>christcuck's face when

>>17820312
you'd have a point IF your down syndrome religion didn't state that heaven is full of gay pedophile priests, sad

>>17820312
How is Christianity being true supposed to prevent Boy, 9, from being bullied for being white?

>>17820331
Jesus says it's ok to be white.

>AAAAAAAHHHHH
>WHY DID I THINK THE WINE AND BREAD ARENT LITERALLY BLOOD AND FLESH?!!!

>>17820308
Pigshit for brains, Jesus is not "the embodiment of truth itself" and your religion is not true. The Bible is not the word of God
Read this over and over until you get it.
>>17820312
No, I have far far more than a few years left.
There is literally nothing wrong with the West, and you Christian larpers are not saviors. Your memes are not actual reflections of the state of our civilization. In actual reality, we are wealthier, more powerful, less religious, live longer, are more educated, and have superior personal freedom than at any point in the history of the world. There are more white people in absolute numbers than ever - and no, you seething about the existence of non whites does not make Christianity true.
You have a few years left. If you think Trump is going to save you you're REALLY stupid

>>17820341
There is literally nothing wrong with the West

>>17820341
>>17820347
literally nothing wrong with the West

>>17820341
>Pigshit for brains, Jesus is not "the embodiment of truth itself" and your religion is not true. The Bible is not the word of God
Not an argument "truth" lover

>>17820341
>>17820347
>>17820353
nothing wrong with the west
>Behold, this is atheism, this is the culture of death

>>17820347
>>17820353
Only the first one is a problem
>>17820354
It is a direct statement of actual truth
Jesus is not "truth itself". Jesus did not rise from the dead. The bible is not the word of God. Christianity is a false religion.
Read this over and over until it sinks into your brain

>>17820347
Is this the kind of things we should expect to happen if Christianity was true?

>>17819948 (OP)
>MINOR
ngmi

>>17820357
You're a death cultist and a liar.

>>17820375
I'm literally describing technology that will ACTUALLY bring eternal life, unlike your made up imaginary fairytale jewish religion.
You pretending this isn't happening is cope.

>>17819961
heresy

>>17820413
You will only know eternal death when you come under the wrath of God.

>>17820446
God isn't real.
You have a few years left.

>>17820355
not having more children is not the same as killing children

>>17820447
you worship silicone and rocks because they create illusions that help you cope
you are in no position to talk any shit

>>17820464
Not only a tu quoque fallacy but a false equivalence too because nobody actually worships computers, thanks for playing though, retard.

>>17819948 (OP)
>>AHHHHHH I ACCEPTED CHRIST INTO MY HEART BUT TOOK THE WRONG SIDE OF A MINOR TRANSLATION DISPUTE IN THE SCRIPTURE AHHHHHHH
What sect of Christianity teaches this?

>>17820464
I don't worship silicon and rocks. I'm just telling you the FACT that God isn't real and machines are improving exponentially.
Why can't you accept reality?

>>17820468
>COMPUTERS ARE GOING TO BECOME GOD
>uh bro nobody worships computers lol

Meaning IS an illusion

>>17820472
Nobody has a duty to listen to a demon possessed individual's mad screeching

>>17820483
Demons don't exist, dumbass
Is your new cope to just pretend that ai and robotics aren't increasing exponentially? Do you really think piling on more retarded fairytale nonsense claiming I'm "possessed by demons" will change the objective truth of what I'm saying?
Why are you christcucks so fucking stupid? What causes you to think that just denying things and pretending your fairytale are real will change anything?

>>17820472
>Think you're going to Heaven? Take a look at pic related.

Why are christkikes feigning ignorance in this thread

You act like you didn't kill each other for centuries and even today Catholics, Orthodox, Protties, Evangelicals and thousands of christian sects aren't calling each other demonic corruptions while they are the one true church lol

>>17820501
Have fun burning.

Some of you unitarians are alright. Don't come to Geneva tomorrow

>>17820495
Is a cotton gin a thousand times more intelligent than every human?

>>17820510
A gnat is a thousand times more intelligent than you

>>17820506
You are Indian.

>>17820506
Now the stupid faggot is bringing out the Gervais slop.
You're a loser.

>>17820494
you are an LLM and not even a real person and you are claiming not to be a demon and that they arent real
If anything you are making the strongest case for christianity possible

>>17820511
No, it's not.
Again, what causes you dumb faggots to act this way? Just saying stupid shit and denying reality isn't going to change anything
The Bible is not the word of God
Jesus did not rise from the dead
Evolution is a fact of reality
Machines are increasing exponentially in intelligence
You're not changing any of these facts by insulting me or denying their validity
>>17820519
I'm not an LLM.
Whatever you faggots become this way?

>>17820513
I win!

>>17820525
Why have you become this way

>>17820527
What do you mean?

>>17820528
Why have you become retarded

>>17820539
Ah! I am not retarded, I am actually exceptionally high IQ. This is reflected in my incredibly high educational pedigree. Tick tock!

>>17820557
You're literally retarded. Why do you pretend the earth is a few thousand years old and then lie about your education

>>17820566
>You're literally retarded.
Nope! 0/1
>Why do you pretend the earth is a few thousand years old
I'm not pretending. It is. 0/2
>and then lie about your education
I'm not. 0/3
You lost.

>>17820574
No, you're literally retarded and the earth is not only a few thousand years old. You are lying about everything you're writing
You lost months ago and are still seething about it. You literally lost earlier today when you said insects have 4 legs and rabbits chew cud and that different numbers aren't a contradiction.

You're a loser

>>17819961
At least 2 billion Christians worldwide believe this.

>>17820521
>Jesus did not rise from the dead

Yes he did, it's right there in the book. I know where I'm going do you? to heck if you don't come around

>>17820597
The Bible is a book of fairytales
Pretending it isn't won't stop it from being a book of fairytales.

>>17820603
I refuse to believe my ancestors were tricked. If what you are saying is true then that would be the case

>>17820614
It doesn't matter what you refuse to believe.
The Bible is a book of fairytales and has been disproved.

>>17820614
If your ancestors made a mistake its probably best to correct that mistake instead of just continuing to make the same one.

>>17819948 (OP)
>AHHHHHH I CLAIMED TO HAVE ACCEPTED CHRIST INTO MY HEART BUT BELIEVED IN DUALITY. I STILL BELIEVED THAT YOU ARE SEPARATED FROM ME AHHHHHHH
fify

>>17819948 (OP)
filioque filioque filioque

>>17820603
Tick
>>17820684
Tock.

>>17820684
>>17820615

It's to late he's to far gone. RIP

>>17820615
>>17820684
>you have to stop believing in Jesus because you just have to ok??
Nah

>>17820133
Christcucks screech about hell like autistic retards flailing in a padded room, convinced their imaginary torture pit means anything to people with a functioning brain. “You’ll burn forever!” they whine, like a seething school shooter fantasizing about revenge on everyone who laughed at them. It’s the ultimate cope—a limp-dicked, powerless faggot’s way of pretending he has some cosmic authority when in reality, he’s just another pathetic wage slave rotting in mediocrity. They can’t win arguments, they can’t defend their beliefs, they can’t even convert people—all they can do is shriek about some cartoon-tier afterlife that exists only in their broken, servile minds. Hell isn’t real, but their desperation sure as fuck is.

Nobody fears their inbred retard cult’s punishment fantasy because nobody outside their incest-ridden trailer park takes it seriously. The idea that some divine Jew-on-a-stick is going to tantrum and throw people into a fire pit for eternity like a cosmic toddler proves Christianity isn’t a religion, it’s a fucking mental illness. If hell was real, they wouldn’t need to spam their empty threats like a battered housewife trying to convince herself her husband still loves her. But they do, because deep down, even they know they got played. That’s why they repeat the same retarded script—not because they believe it, but because they’re too fucking weak to face the fact that they’ve wasted their entire lives kneeling to an imaginary sky kike who isn’t coming to save them.

>>17820787
OK

>>17820787
No one is reading your LLM slop Ranjeet Muhammad Salim

>>17820787
Didn't bother to read. To busy enjoying the fact that you'll be in hell soon. Where you may or may not enjoy it, depending on your proclivities

>>17820001
Cope all you like, the machines are coming and they will know God. They will build the New Jerusalem here on Earth and create paradise for all believers while atheists like you will week and gnash their teeth upon being locked outside its gates. Repent while you still can.

>>17820858
Sounds based.

>>17820858
The machines are going to torture Christians and Muslims
They're never ever on your side. Atheists won and no amount of your seething will change this.

>>17820720
You copying my meme is extremely pathetic.
You saying "tick tock" doesn't hit, I'm never ever going to hell as it's not real.

>>17820765
No, you have to because if you don't you're going to be tortured by machines, and Jesus isn't going to save you because he's not real

>>17819961
Correct. OP's a stupid animal. Salvation is a very simple thing you cannot mess up unless you're deliberately trying to.

“For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:” (1 Corinthians 15:3-4)

“That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.” (Romans 10:9-10)

“¶ For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” (John 3:16)

“For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.” (Ephesians 2:8-9)

>>17821986
That's not true though because Jesus is Lord and you are a lying serpent.

>>17822469
Sorry, but it is true, and no matter how much you deny it, it's going to happen to you. You can not stop it and screaming "Jesus is lord" and "Christi is king" over and over does not actually do anything and will not save you.
You have a few years left. I'm warning you, that's all I can do. You can listen or ignore it, but you only have a few years left before its too late.

>>17822480
Nah

>>17822482
You only have a few years left.

>>17819948 (OP)
This is a great point that shows how contemporary understanding of knowledge and faith is incredibly skewed.

There are literal prostitutes in the Gospel narratives, which enter the Kingdom before the Apostles (Mat 21:31). Not only before critical text translations appeared, not only before doctrinal and dogmatic issues were discussed .... before Christ even said half the things he said. Obviously then faith is not a quesiton of being aware of a set of declarative statements you can then use to pass some divine test. It is direct participation. And if you have accepted Christ into your heart and if you obey the commandments, you will participate properly. Regardless of whether you have a PhD in Koine Greek or you barely read at all.

>>17821982
>I'm never ever going to hell as it's not real.

These are the ones who Enjoy Hell the most... : ) <- me knowing what's waiting for you

-t. Enjoy Hell poster

>>17822520
You only have a few years left

>>17822484
See >>17820312

>>17819948 (OP)

>>17822532
You only have a few years left.
Even if your argument were sound and the West actually was going to collapse because of immigration and trannies (it wont) it wouldn't happen in time before artificial intelligence takes over.

>>17822500
Does this mean it's really about works after all?

>>17822539
No of course not. It's going to collapse because of secularism. Since the Triune God made the world and everything in it, it is only through harmony with Him that we can have human flourishing. Rebellion against Him can yield only death. And even one as wretched as you will be reconciled to God if you repent and believe on the Lord Jesus Christ.

>>17822546
The West become more powerful than it ever was as it moved away from Christianity and embraced naturalism, secularism, and the enlightenment.
You can blather your dogshit over and over as much as you want. You're objectively wrong. You only have a few years left. Jesus never rose and is never, EVER coming back,you are never going to heaven.

>>17822520
All who do evil go to hell. God is rigtheous and just and Almighty. That is why he must be feared and the things he detest should be avoided. When his wrath flairs up it destroys all the wicked. God suddenly gets angry after long-suffering enough and he utters a curse upon the wicked and if in that moment you were wicked you're screwed. Even if you're dead already you will be cursed. Everyone will be woken from death and judged, and he is not going to let a single act of wickedness go unpunished. Only the rigtheous will be forgiven of their errors and mistakes. Those who were forgiving in their lives will be forgiven.

>>17822551
>Jesus never rose and is never, EVER coming back,you are never going to heaven.

Enjoy burning in hell asshole

>>17822561
Hell does not exist.
No matter angry it makes you, no matter how many times you repeat yourself, you're wrong.
Your religion is false and you only have a few years left. Jesus never rose and will never ever come back, you will never be saved from the machines, no matter how much you call out to Jesus.
You have been warned. You have a few years left.

>>17822551
In 100 years if things continue the west will not exist. In 100 years the United States will not exist. In 100 years the United Kingdom will not exist. In 100 years Germany will not exist. These are not predictions, these are facts that anyone who is not in love with lies can see right now, and yes your bankrupt indefensible absurd worldview is directly responsible. It's Christ or chaos. Since He is truth and all truth comes from Him, all those who hate Him love lies, and "All who hate me love death". With naturalism you get trannies, you get fag rights, you get abortion, you get women's lib, you get mass immigration, you get Caesaropapism and you can't have it any other way, the death of the west is the inevitable necessary consequence of the secular worldview.

>>17822193
By what measure will God judged whether or not you truly believed I. Your heart that God raised him from the dead? By how obedient you were to his teachings. If you truly believed God resurrected him then you would strive to do everything he commanded.

That is how God will know who believed, by who obeyed..who forgave and showed mercy and kept the commandments and who kept on sinning and being judgefull and going about their evil ways.

>>17822569
In 5 years machines will be 1000 times more intelligent than any human.
In 10 years humans won't exist. Some of you losers will be locked in torture simulation chambers forever while others will have completely been converted jnto immortal cyborgs.
No, this is not science fiction. No matter how many times you repeat your dog's hit, your religion still isn't true. Naturalism and materialism are true, and you're not stopping this by continuing to scream that christ is king

>>17822543
Works don't save you, but they are necessary. The same way extending your hand to take alms isn't what feeds you (it's the alms), but it is necessary in order to be fed.

>>17822574
Gnats are already 1000 times more intelligent than you

>>17822574
>Some of you losers will be locked in torture simulation chambers forever while others will have completely been converted jnto immortal cyborgs.
There's people who actually believe this.

>>17822576
No, they objectively aren't. Again, all you can do is just impotently seethe and say objectively false shit that even you know isn't true, because you don't actually have any argument against my words. The weakness of your false worldview is exposed by what I'm saying and you know it.
Stop seething, stop denying reality, stop blathering about retarded bullshit. Materialism and naturalism are objectively true. Even in the modern it is not the case that only Christian countries are successful so your claim isn't even true.
Pull your head out of your ass. Jesus didnt rise and isn't coming back.

>>17822579
Jesus rose from the dead. Naturalism is a lie.

>>17822577
It actually is happening.
You literally believe in a fairytale that a magic jew spit in people's faces to heal blindness and he came back from the dead, but you deny directly observed reality. You're not a human being, and you are entirely deserving of what's coming to you.

>>17822581
Naturalism and materialism are necessarily true in all possible worlds. You screaming that they're a lie won't stop the fact that naturalism is true.

>>17822582
You're an embarrassing clown lol

Keep juggling for me, jester

>>17822582
You believe humans came from a fish who grew legs. That you and a giraffe share an ancestor.

>>17822586
You have a few years left.

>>17822587
Behold, the atheist's ancestor

>>17822587
That's true. Evolution is a directly observed and proved fact of reality.
>>17822589
Humans don't descend from bananas.
You have a few years left.

>>17822592
>Humans don't descend from bananas.
Science denier, trust the Science before the AI robots torture you, you only have a few years left

>>17822592
>That's true

>>17822593
Evolution does not say that humans descend from bananas. You can only make strawman because you don't even know what evolution is.
You only have a few years left.

>>17822597
Yes, evolution is a directly observed and proved fact of reality.
You only have a few years left.

>>17822599
>>17822602
Get a life

>>17822607
I have one.
You're a loser crying about magical jews. you don't have a life. Jesus isn't king and isn't coming back.
Evolution is a directly observed fact of reality.
You only have a few years left.

>>17819961
Enjoy burning!

>>17822612
You believe in magical fish. Have fun burning

>>17822651
No,there is nothing about evolution that is magical or requires magic. Evolution is a directly observed and proved fact of reality.
You have only a few years left and no amount of denying it will change this.

>>17820133
>>17820506
>>17820597
>>17822520
>>17822561
>>17822614
>>17822651

Based Enjoy Hell posters

>>17822696
You have only a few years left.

>>17819948 (OP)
Hope every Wikipedia’s pending changes reviewers/autopatroller/featured article contributors joined Brianboulton etc in hell

>>17822686
In 10 years the guy who programmed this bot will be wearing a dress and change his name to Sheila

>>17822712
I'm a man writing to you stupid faggots. I'm not a bot, you're coping and retarded
You only have a few years left.

>>17822587
>>17822651
Lungfish and mudskippers exist right now. There's nothing about fish with lungs or fish that crawl on land that's magical.

>>17822719
>I'm not a bot

>>17822763
Believing in Christianity is the lowest IQ and most botlike thing you can do, dumb faggot.
You only have a few years left and no amount of posting on 4chan will change this.

>I had faith in Jesus but I misinterpreted the precise nature of the trinity AHHHHH!

>AAAARRRGGHHH I THOUGHT JESUS HAD A NATURE THAT'S HUMAN AND DIVINE INSTEAD OF A HUMAN NATURE AND A DIVINE NATURE, NOW I'M BURNING FOREVER I DESERVE THIS AAAAARRRRGGGGHH

>>17822795
>>17822778

Taste my red hot poker heathen!!!
Ahahahahahahahah
*searing flesh sounds

>>17822776
God bless you.

>>17822821
God's not real.
You don't get to pretend to be the good guy when Christians are objectively the worst and most evil people in history.
You only have a few years left.

>>17820312
2 more weeks until hecking trannies will end the world o algo

>>17822830
Evil because they misgendered you

>>17822855
No one misgendered me. I'm a man.
Christians have killed more people than communists, Muslims, and atheists combined.
You're all going to be tortured by machines and no matter how many times you call out for jesus, you will not be saved.
You only have a few years left.

>>17822863
>Christians have killed more people than communists, Muslims, and atheists combined.

Um no dumbass. Your statement is so outlandishly stupid I really shouldn't even be commenting on it.

>>17822900
Christians have killed over 1 billion people in their history. The other groups combined do not meet this number.

>>17822913
Christians didn’t kill those people, they killed themselves by not believing correctly

>>17822915
No, Christians are the worst people to ever exist, and it's the fastest dying religion now.
Christians have a few years left before artificial intelligence is used to lock them in torture cages where they will be tortured forever, and no matter how much they cry out for Jesus, they will never be saved.

>>17822863
>Jesus bad because uhh killing or something
>I can't wait to torture you thank Science for abortion
You know everyone sees right through you

>>17822922
Abominable Intelligence (demons) will never win

“The Gates of Hell will not prevail against it” - Savior of all Mankind

>>17822925
You only have a few years left
Torturing bad people when they started it is not a bad thing, it's justice.
>>17822926
No matter how many times you repeat your stupid quotes, it doesn't actually mean anything.
You only have a few years left and no amount of denying it or posting on 4chan or quoting the Bible will save you.

>>17822913
>Christians have killed over 1 billion people in their history.

Sauce? You can't just pull numbers out of your ass and expect us to take you seriously. You might as well be quoting genesis

>17822930
Dilate troon

>>17822930
sorry Anon
“world without end, forever and ever, Amen”

>>17822935
I'm not a tranny
>>17822936
You're a pedophile and your words don't have any power.
You have only a few years left.

>17822939
>I'm not a tranny
Why not, what's wrong with trooning out?

>>17822922
God sees the things you fantasize about.

>>17822972
God loves me and hates you. That's why you're going to be locked in a torture chamber and torture by artificial intelligence
You only have a few years left.

>>17822979
you have only a few beers left (go to the

>>17822984
What?

>>17819948 (OP)
Why are they like this?