>enjoy outer darkness!

>>17823695 (OP)
But I'm not a Mormon apostate

>>17823695 (OP)
Low Way Chads, I'll see you in Telestial Kingdom, godspeed.

>>17823695 (OP)
Actually you have to be extremely evil (by mormon standards) to go to the outer Darkness. As far as I know only Judas is believed to be there.
Apostasy is a deceptively high bar in mormonism.
The Telestial kingdom doesn't sound that bad anyway.

>>17823695 (OP) Good stuff, man.

>>17823724
Also Satan and Cain.

>>17823741
>Cain
Cain is bigfoot according to Mormon Apostle David Patten

>>17823791
Those aren't necessarily infallible under mormonism iirc.
Regardless Cain's gonna die eventually. Justlike all of us.

>>17823741
>>17823724
So those three had a entire plane of existence all to themselves?

>>17823849
Yes. It's not a very pleasant one.

Christcucks think the universe is structured like a Larian RPG

Will things still happen in the Telestial Kingdom or are these worlds completely static?

>>17823863
What about the telestial kingdom? I get the celestial kingdom is heaven so it's nice. The terrestrial is for good non Mormons what's that like just normal life? For those who are bad and go to telestial will we be turned into cute women and violated by monsters?

>>17823695 (OP)
lol those Mormons and their wacky theology

>>17823724
>Apostasy is a deceptively high bar in mormonism.

I'm confident I made it. What am I in for Mormon bros?

>>17823915
Well you spend a thousand years in an Iron prison, get ministered into the holy spirit, then you are given an immortal body and sent to live life again, you just can't actually ever be in presence of Jesus and the father. It's not supposed to be punishment
The terrestrial kingdom is the same but without the Prison and ministering and you also get to meet Jesus. But not God.

>>17823946
You are confidently wrong buddy. There's been guys on the council of apostles who've left the LDS church and recanted on the entire religion and they still don't make the cut.

>>17823905
mormons aren’t christian they’re idolators
they think if they worship the book of mormon well enough they’ll become a god themselves when they die

>>17823962
Okay but hypothetically let's say I made the cut and get sent to enjoy the outer darkness...what am I looking at?

I would unironically join Mormonism if they banned circumcision, allowed coffee, and got rid of the magic underwear.

But, like all religions, Mormonism is a women-worshipping idolatry that seeks to mentally castrate men into cattle that are more productive for advanced society. It’s necessary. I understand why it’s done. I just wish I was one of the lucky ones whose foreskin was spared.

I don’t know how anyone with an IQ above 90 genuinely buys into this shit, but I definitely see why smart people propagate it for society-building purposes. Utah is nice. Mormonism seems to be an effective religion for preventing anarchist behavior among low-IQ proles. Society can’t function unless you can convince your average retard brick layer to be existentially afraid of the consequences for stealing, murder, and arson.

>>17823959
What is the prison like? Are we given a cute feminine body and get our bussy dominated by bigger stronger prisoners?

>>17823991
Darkness and gnashing teeth. Probably full of insects

>>17824030
Just use a dildo on yourself or something.

>>17824044
Really? That's it? Frankly I was expecting worse

>>17823695 (OP)
Classic cult manipulation strategy

Once you've got someone in your cult, you make sure they can't leave but threatening them with terrible consequences if they dare to quit

>>17823946
you need to meet God or Jesus face to face, fully know and understand who you are dealing with and then deny them on their face

>>17824051
Not the same. I want to be a cute girl(male)

I have a friend who is a Mormon apostate because they refused to denounce their gay mom who is the one who made them Mormon in the first place. Their mom is, funnily enough, not an apostate.

>>17823724
>The Telestial kingdom doesn't sound that bad anyway.
hanging out with sorcerers and whoremongers all day sounds fun but IDK if I'd wanna be surrounded by liars

>>17823985
LMAO papists twisting themselves in knots to deny the legitimacy of real christians