Yes, I WILL Enjoy hell, thanks for asking!

>>17824303 (OP)
The SIkh/Mormon part of Hell is much nicer than the Catholic/Orthodox part of heaven

>>17824310
>much nicer than the Catholic/Orthodox part of heaven
Isn't the Cath/Ortho Heaven basically just an eternal church service where you have to serve God? Sounds miserable to be honest

>pedophilic image
>609x374px
>thinks hell will be pleasant
>would probably implode on a sufficient dose of acid
demons are very good at torture. and God shows himself crafty to the perverse. here's hoping and praying we both escape the furnace

>>17824303 (OP)
It really doesn't sound that bad honestly. I make new friends easily. Why can't I just offer to work for them and get a sweet gig?

I won’t though :(

>>17824314
in Catholicism do all the pedophile priests go to heaven?
do they at least go to a separated off part of heaven where there aren't any kids?

>>17824319
>>pedophilic image
The guy is in a crowd of people, the perspective just looks weird

>>17824310
>Catholic/Orthodox part of heaven
That's rich.

that comic strip can be you if you repent. duck bill and all

based on what Christians tell me, it sounds like Hell is where all the based people go, like Hell must be full of crazy sex and drug parties where they listen to nothing but metal music and smoke weed

>>17824330
>Hell must be full of crazy sex and drug parties where they listen to nothing but metal music and smoke weed
No, in fact it is a place of excruciating torment from which you will have no break. There is no music, no weed, no sex. Just misery without yield. Enjoy. Oh, and you need to be 18 to use this site.

>>17824334
Does heaven have sex and weed?

>>17824330
Pretty lame attempt to sell the hell experience. You can do better sir

>>17824334
>Just misery without yield
You'd probably just get used to it after the first billion years

>>17824340
yeah it kind of seems like Heaven and Hell would ultimately be identical experiences for the better part of eternity, if we're really supposed to think you'd spent an infinite time in either.

>>17824340
No, you won't. Even if you did, that's a stupid cope when it costs nothing to avoid all that and go to Heaven instead. Thanks for demonstrating a completely impoverished critical faculty.

>>17824340
This my teeth are jacked and I'm so used to it by now I hardly notice it. Getting em all yanked in the next couple months cause if I don't it will ultimately kill me. But the pain has become minimal. I would expect the same with extended torture

>>17824341
This is what people often struggle to understand, given an infinite amount of time, everything would eventually just lose all meaning and every possible novel experience would eventually get exhausted a million times over. People really struggle comprehending "infinity"

heaven as revealed to me is a place of unusual freedom, brotherly unity, beauty, fun and peace but especially interpersonal harmony and classic times that won't end

serving God on earth too has been a riot at various times. i witness that the carnal thinking about worship and service and the kingdom that comes is worthlessly dull and satanically inspired

also s.andersen baptist strain is heretical and silly... denies homosexual repentance and sanctification per 1 Cor 6:11, which to me betrays a certain something about its espousers. the site has me cacking but

Jude 22-25

>>17824345
IQ Estimate: 112
>>17824346
>s.andersen baptist strain is heretical and silly
Enjoy Hell.

lordship salvation is more biblical than is osas (parable of the faithful servant)

>>17824337
muslim heaven does, 72 virgins, rivers of wine, etc

>>17824319
>Christian looks at this image and immediately thinks of children sucking a cock
Many such cases.

>>17824352
So you're a namefag now?

>>17825710
recognize the poster

>>17825932
we get to keep track of his retardation now.

>>17824367
>lordship salvation
Enjoy Hell.
>>17825944
>retardation
Sorry, which "school" did you go to?

I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
HIGHWAY TO HELL
I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
(HIGHWAY TO HELL) I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
(HIGHWAY TO HELL) HIGHWAY TO HELL
(HIGHWAY TO HELL) HIGHWAY TO HELL
(HIGHWAY TO HELL)
AND I'M GOIN' DOWN
ALL THE WAY
I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

>>17825975
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-highway-hell-theologically-accurate-96-modern-worship-songs/

>>17825984
what sort of cyberaids is your christian website trying to give me

>>17825975
Dis guy is definitely going to enjoy hell...

>>17825988
it's The Onion but christcuck flavored.

>>17824319
>>pedophilic image
...?

>>17826113
don't try to reply to it

>>17824337
In Christian Heaven you can get Stoned
In Muslim Hell you also get Stoned