>gets blown the fuck out in every encounter that doesn't involve him sneak-attacking the Brits (and even then he only truly succeeded one (1) time)
>"h-h-he kept the army togethe-ACK!"
>it was literally just Howe refusing to press his advantage each time because he took pity on the colonists as fellow Englishmen
>meanwhile Daniel Morgan is forgotten despite using the militia and Continentals together in a way that Washington only dreamed of, absolutely BTFO'ing Cornwallis at Cowpens
>Gates gets the credit for Saratoga even though it was actually Morgan and Schuyler who won it
>every British general in the amerishart version was literally a drooling retard but somehow goes on to have significantly greater careers elsewhere in the British army
Amerishart """"history"""" is 99.8% pure propaganda and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>Amerishart """"history"""" is 99.8% pure propaganda and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>17828988 (OP)
>>17828998
That implies american history exists. Just because a rebellion has lived too long, doesn't make it history.

>>17828998
>"oh fuck I'm literally so retarded I can't even dispute this... I know! *gluck* *gluck* *gluck*"

>>17828988 (OP)
France going broke for the sake of these hillbillies is the worst mistake in history

>he totally could destory he, he just didn't for reasons
you sound like those wingnats who claim hitler could have totally stoped the bongs from evacuation, or ironically burgers claiming they could easily have beaten the vietnamese

>>17829006
>for the sake of
It was solely to fuck with the British, retard. And they would have gotten away with it if not for Admiral George "hey cool flagship you've got their de Grasse, be a shame if something happened to it" Rodney hadn't stepped in
BUT OH WAIT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE THE AMERISHITS ARE TOO AFRAID TO FACE THE FACT THAT THEIR SAVIOR GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT SO THEY JUST SKIP TO '83
lol, lmao even

>>17829017
>can't even spell
ESLfags need not apply, saarrrr

>>17829019
I know France speedrunned bankruptcy to own the bongs, asshole. That goes without saying.

>>17829035
>speedrunned
>runned
No really, ESLfags need not apply. Now fuck off

>>17829035
France bankrupting itself over America is just a cope used by Bourbon traitors. The real reason France was broke was because the inbred nobility literally would rather see France collapse than pay any taxes. You try running a country with no income source, it can't be done. It's farcical just how backwards pre-revolutionary French society was in regards to finance. Anyone with money was exempt from taxation, and the government had to pay out enormous sums every year in sinecures.

>>17829063
I came here to say this
The conclusion "helping thu Amureicans caused tha Reobilusion!!!!" can only be reached by ignoring the previous 200 years of French history

>>17829063
>>17829079
"I told you Louis, I fucking tried to warn you bro"

>>17828988 (OP)
>completely destroys your offensive that took Howe by surprise and could have led to a massive victory on par with Saratoga
>does so by just camping in a stone house
>said house could have been easily blown to bits but instead the Contintentals amassed their fire on the front, the only part of the house that was two feet of solid Pennyslvania stone
>tried shooting through the windows, but as rumor has it, the balls just flew out the opposite window and landed among their own troops
>John Witherspoon's son gets his head blown off by one such ricocheting ball
>all because Washington listened to the bookworm-turned-general, that fat fucker Knox about "not leaving le castle in le rear, your Excellency"
>ignoring all other advice that a handful of men could be left to sniper the Brits should they try to leave
Germantown really showcased what a fucking retard George could be. It's as if he never learned a single fucking lesson at any point during the war until Von Stueben and Rochembeau finally came along and saved the whole affair