Thread 17829243 - /his/ [Archived: 462 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:02:38 AM No.17829243
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>Satan was a murderer from the beginning

What? Who did he murder? I can't think of anyone other than Job's family, who God gave him permission to kill so if Satan is a murderer then so is God.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:06:13 AM No.17829252
>>17829243 (OP)
>When did the guy who started a war murder anybody?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:08:30 AM No.17829260
>>17829252
Killing in war does not constitute murder per the Bible's internal logic. You can call Satan evil and such but murder is a specific thing that's not on record.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:09:12 AM No.17829263
>>17829252
Yeah, who?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:48:39 AM No.17829436
mhm he tricked David into taking a census, unless god did it
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:05:45 AM No.17829580
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>>17829243 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:10:24 AM No.17829588
>>17829580
I never understood satanism because it makes no sense to worship the bad guy in a religion you don’t believe in.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:14:14 AM No.17829594
>>17829436
>David! Y-you counted how many peasants live in your land!? Reeeeeeee I have to punsh all of you sinners!

One of the best episodes in the bible
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:23:39 AM No.17829604
*clown circus music begins playing in the background
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:45:07 AM No.17829629
>>17829243 (OP)
John 8:44, Jesus speaking
>jews are the lying spawn of the devil

Any Christian who supports jews is anti-christ.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:31:14 AM No.17829669
>Satan is... LE BAD
>even dough he can only work in Gods framework and has no power outside of it
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:47:17 AM No.17829681
>>17829243 (OP)
Why hasn't God pulled the contract from Satan? Surely in current day the focus should be on rehabilitation, not punishment in the spiritual correction facilities.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:21:55 PM No.17829725
>>17829681
The contract stipulates that Satans reign over hell ends with Jesus´ return. Unfortunately there have been some delays and Satan has all the lawyers so there is nothing God can do.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:46:43 PM No.17829833
>>17829594
>>17829436
Tl; dr ?
That must be wild
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7/10/2025, 2:09:31 PM No.17829849
>>17829580
>>17829588
Lucifer is Enki. Enjoy Tartarus.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:14:52 PM No.17829856
>>17829243 (OP)
Everyone. There would have been no murder without Satan's intentional influence.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:44:25 PM No.17830162
>>17829833
2 Samuel 24 tells us
>"Once again the anger of the Lord burned against Israel, and he caused David to harm them by taking a census. “Go and count the people of Israel and Judah,” the Lord told him."
Once donr god gets really mad at David and almost destroys Jerusalem
>So the Lord sent a plague upon Israel that morning, and it lasted for three days.[e] A total of 70,000 people died throughout the nation, from Dan in the north to Beersheba in the south. 16 But as the angel was preparing to destroy Jerusalem, the Lord relented and said to the death angel, “Stop! That is enough!” At that moment the angel of the Lord was by the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite.
He also let David choose between three different options on how God would smite Israel
>The next morning the word of the Lord came to the prophet Gad, who was David’s seer. This was the message: 12 “Go and say to David, ‘This is what the Lord says: I will give you three choices. Choose one of these punishments, and I will inflict it on you.’
Chroniclee 21 claims this to be Satan
>Satan rose up against Israel and caused David to take a census of the people of Israel.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:26:44 PM No.17830480
>>17829243 (OP)
>What? Who did he murder?
Adam and Eve. Or did you miss the part where he tricked them into eating the fruit of which, when eaten, leads you to surely die?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:28:39 PM No.17830491
>>17830480
>Or did you miss the part where he tricked them into eating the fruit of which, when eaten, leads you to surely die?
God was the one who actually took away their immortality though. It's wild how Christians seem to forget that everything Satan does is within God's framework, because God is supposed to be the universe's ultimate power.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:37:13 PM No.17830505
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>>17829436
the bibles mistakes satan for god
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:46:33 PM No.17830528
>>17830162
insane
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:48:22 PM No.17830534
>>17830491
This just devolves into them saying you must change your ways or that God is testing us. But for some reason I cannot opt out because of what others have done. This is why Gnosticism likely got obliterated, though even that still has the same problems as far as God intervening. Otherwise the alien angle makes more sense as far as the perceivable incompetence and indifference to what is a best approach to all the issues.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.17830540
>>17830534
>This just devolves into-
No, I won't devolve the argument to your favour.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:23:53 PM No.17830588
>>17830540
My favor is my own? In the sense I dont see reason for me to be seeing all those about me above and below worry themselves with endless dispute without true purpose once the situation is entirely evaluated. Zoom out and look at it.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:31:04 PM No.17830864
>>17829629
Those who claim to be Jews today have no connection to the Jews of the Bible.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:33:00 PM No.17830865
>>17830162
God allowed satan to tempt David. It's similar to the first chapter of Job.

>He also let David choose between three different options on how God would smite Israel
Because David wasn't supposed to do a census.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:29:38 PM No.17831013
>>17830865
Then why did Gods beloved Samuel not state that, why did God kill so many jews and almost destroy Jerusalem when he was angry at one guy