historical lolcows

Redbad (Radbod). Pagancuck semen swallower who hated Christ.

>>17829475
kill yourself, kike worshipper. redbad was a boss and he will be remembered as a legend long after you will be.

Here's a passage from Barbara Tuchman's The Guns of August
>>[The Russian Empire] was ruled from the top by a sovereign who had but one idea of government—to preserve intact the absolute monarchy bequeathed to him by his father—and who, lacking the intellect, energy or training for his job, fell back on personal favorites, whim, simple mulishness, and other devices of the empty-headed autocrat. His father, Alexander III, who deliberately intended to keep his son uneducated in statecraft until the age of thirty, unfortunately miscalculated his own life expectancy, and died when Nicholas was twenty-six. The new Tsar had learned nothing in the interval, and the impression of imperturbability he conveyed was in reality apathy—the indifference of a mind so shallow as to be all surface. When a telegram was brought to him announcing the annihilation of the Russian fleet at Tsushima, he read it, stuffed it in his pocket, and went on playing tennis.

>>17829476
Are you a nazi or Indian?

>>17830295
>gets blasted drunk in the middle of the day before wandering off to make a spectacle of himself on the london metro
literally the ethan ralph of ww2
>b-but he saved muh wholesome hebrews!

>>17830311
Oh so a nazi. You should have rushed the escaping armies at Dunkirk chud. You lost your chance.

>>17830311
He gassed jeets and that's enough for me
>>17829499
Wrong opinion, he was absolute kino along with all of his ancestors

all above are obvious troll posts but Peter iii is a legit lolcow
wish there was more info about him

I'm always reminded of the story that when Honorius was informed by a servant of the 410 sack of Rome with "my lord, Rome is no more" he thought he was talking about one of his pet chickens named Rome, and replied "how can this be, it was fine this morning"

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>>17831025
not history.

Every figure i dislike because i am the objective truth

>>17830313
>>17830295
NTA but outside of the couple of years in the 1940s following his famous "fight them on the beaches" speech he was literally a british lolcow of politics.

as in, genuinely seen as a bumbling dumbass that people would regularly criticise and laugh at. this happend post WW2 as well.

>>17830295
Killed millions of indians and accomplished nothing

>>17831025
we're still living this nightmare unfortunately.

>>17830313
yeah and these sorry losers should've rushed to board a ship for palestine, oh well

>>17830295
>or *gasp* w-white?

>>17829469 (OP)
obvious choice

An actual proto-lolcow

>>17830342
truly fantastic choice
perhaps the single dumbest ruler in russian history which says something given the long and often arduous history of russia from pre-tsardom russia to the tsardom to the ussr all the way to modern russia

outside of the obvious picks for roman history i'm nominating picrel. not only was he a contributing factor for the crisis of the third century by being a part of a truly retard-tier power play that accomplished nothing positive before he was deposed within months, but his name was LITERALLY pronounced poopy anus which is just a perfect name for a lolcow, it's one of those life imitates art moments

>>17831766
>but his name was LITERALLY pronounced poopy anus which is just a perfect name for a lolcow, it's one of those life imitates art moments
his co-emperor was ball-benis

>>17831790
>mfw your empire is being held hostage by poopy anus and ball benis

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>>17831164
Sounds like a pretty good accomplishment wdym????

>>17831944
He means he accomplished nothing because indians are all over the west today, low IQ jeet.

>>17829469 (OP)
>forces everyone into WWI
>war starts
>hides in his palace while the army tries to run the country
He also supported the nazis because he thought they would crown him

>>17832018
didn't he hate Hitle r THOUGH

>>17831935
definitely

>>17831358
and you will never be a woman

>>17831756
My emperor…

>>17831935
neros not even the biggest lolcow of the julio-claudian dynasty, his character has largely been assassinated by contemporary and later historians who just didn't like him
not to say that he's a particularly good emperor but he's nowhere near the likes of caligula or elagabalus (or the eastern roman phocas) in the lolcow category