>be Satan
>working on a new false religion
>target demographic: 115 IQ losers who watched too much Lord of the Rings in high school
>comes up with pic related
>works like a charm
I guess no one ever said he was bad at his job!

>>17833668 (OP)
115 IQ is above average

The logical conclusion is that Christianity itself is Satanic

>>17833673
All the Abrahamic religions are Satanic. They're built on the lie that a smaller terrestrial deity is God, and that God is omnipotent and omniscient, but somehow unable to design humans in a way that is pleasing to him. You will notice that this God does not simply give you wisdom, it seeks to control you and tell you how to think and what to think.

>>17833668 (OP)

Christianity is not false, it is the TRUE religion.

>>17833744
>Christianity is not false, it is the TRUE religion.
Right right, but we aren't talking about Christianity. We are talking about epicbeardmanism.
>>17833743
Have fun burning.

I wanna suck dicks...please...let me find some dicks to suck~

>>17833765
Not without me!

>>17833783

>nigger thinks copying my trip will give him the same one

>>17833787
You didn't even know you could have a trip until yesterday bro shut up

>>17833787
Sorry guys I'm schizophrenic and have split personality disorder, I talk to myself for fun. Teehee!
>>17833789
I always knew, I just needed to make enough money from sucking dick to pay for my crack and for a tripcode. Worked overtime...

>>17833789

ShitTok refugee located.

>>17833757

As in Orthodoxy? I mean, sure. Roman Catholicism is the only true denom.

>>17833744
" They have no merchandise to buy, no commissions to pay, and no refunds to make for unsatisfactory service and results....

"Their commodity is fear. They blackmail their parishioners with threats of hell and damnation. These poor deluded people give them their hard earned money to save them from a hell that does not exist, and from eternal torment that was invented by the corrupt minds of priests to rob the living and in addition, they are exempt from taxation! Insult to injury!

Let me tell you that religion is the cruelest fraud ever perpetrated upon the human race. It is the last of the great scheme of thievery that man must legally prohibit so as to protect himself from the charlatans who prey upon the ignorance and fears of the people.The penalty for this type of extortion should be as severe as it is of other forms of fraud and theft."

>>17833804
Pretending there is a difference won't save you. Enjoy Hell.

>>17833811
>t. George Carlin

Catholicism is actually based btw

God and Christianity is found in the Bible, not a church or cult like JW and Mormonism

>>17833671
115 IQ is prime pseud IQ (‘pseud’ is short for ‘pseudointellectual’)

(in case you’re so fucking retarded that you don’t know classical Greek: it comes from the Greek word ψευδής (pseudēs), meaning false or lying.)

AKA it’s for people that are slightly smarter than you, but still retarded, just think they’re smart because they’re smarter than complete retards like you

Nigger

Of course, eastern Orthodoxy was invented after Jacksons Lotr trilogy was filmed.

>>17833668 (OP)
>Lord of the Rings
Tolkien had the right view on the issue and you should read his books.

>>17833940
Sounds like you

>>17833954
>I'm pedantic, therefore I'm smart

>fiction book series published starting in 1954
>creates retroactively a denomination which became distinct centuries earlier