Zeus is king, not Christ.
Disagree, and you’ll be thrown down to Tartarus after you die.

Zeus is a demon. He drank semen, much like Odin.

>>17837141
Does God approve of busty boys

>>17837138 (OP)
Hilarious! Enjoy burning.

>>17837143
Only if they're little and you're a priest.

>>17837138 (OP)
'El is chief, father and superior of the king.

>>17837138 (OP)
zeus is one aspect of the greater overarching God

>>17837609
Based.
The Holy Trinity is actually classical Greek religion (one God who has many aspects which have their own individuality, to an extent) in disguise as monotheism, which is a good thing because classical Greek religion is correct.
Although sometimes Greek thinkers like the Stoics used Zeus as the name of God instead of just being one particularly important aspect, like they would speak of other Gods being aspects of Zeus sometimes.

>>17837138 (OP)
Enjoy Tartarus Assholes!!!

>>17837141
Enjoy Tartarus

>>17837144
Enjoy pushing a boulder up a hill

>>17837141
>drank semen
That was Set.

but genuinely what is the proof that the greek gods were made up?

>>17837141
He didn't drink semen but he raped his mother, his sisters, one of his daughter, one of his grandaughter, and one of his great great granddaughter. He is much worse than Odin.

>>17839094
This sort of thing is what makes us ask the eternal question -- is an action good because Zeus did it, or did Zeus do it because it was good?

>>17837138 (OP)
Which Zeus?
Do you mean:
1. Dodonian Tree-Zeus (circa 1900 BC), husband of Dione?
2. Lydian Dove-Zeus (circa 1700 BC), husband of Leto?
3. Egyptian Hero-Zeus (circa 1600 BC), husband of Hera?
4. Minoan Bovine Pseudo-Zeus (circa 1450 BC), husband of Tethys?
5. Egyptian Baby Hero-Zeus (circa 1350 BC), hermaphroditic and unmarried?
6. Colchian Rapist-Zeus (circa 1300 BC), husband of Rhea?
7. Neshite Underworld Pseudo-Zeus (circa 1200 BC), husband of Ariadne?
8. Macedonian Alexander-Zeus (circa 323 BC), husband of Roxana?
9. Plotinus's Demiurge-Zeus (circa 270 AD)?

Power ranking:
9 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 2 > 8

>>17837141
how about you look at the zesty shit your god did in your "holy" book like showing one of his prophet's his ass

>>17840009
where does cartoony Fairly Odd Parents style Zeus fit in the power ranking?

>>17840014
Citation needed.

>>17840100
well you'd know if you read the bible. But I know christians are pretty infamous for not actually doing that

>>17840102
Nice. Admitting that you have no idea what you're talking about instead of providing the receipts.

>>17840120
peckercel

>>17837138 (OP) Is there a historical Zeus? No? Case closed.