I wish I could be a crusader lord in Frankokratia after the Fourth Crusade - fooling around in the hot Mediterranean sun and ancient ruins with my brown Greek mistress - and every year I would go on campaign against the Turks and Schismatics for the defense of the Catholic faith - and from the brown womb of my Greek wife would my Germanic seed produce bountiful sons and daughters who are strong and mighty

>>>/vst/

>>17838631 (OP)
They got excommunicated after sacking Zadar. They attacked Constantinople as non-Catholics themselves.

Retarded LARP. You'd snap your wrist swinging anything longer than a knife.

>>17838631 (OP)
You would also be indebted to either Venicians or Genoese, and likely get plapped by Bulgarians of all people at some point.

>>17839418

Just convert to Shintoism, you'll get a lot more spiritual fulfillment that way rather than LARPing as a warrior in your head.

>>17838631 (OP)
You probably be captured by some hairy turks and he would rape you and force your wife to watch

>>17839426
okay mr ESL, thank you for your input

>>17839419
Henry of Flanders got to plap his Bulgarian wife before she poisoned him.

>>17839431
Thats true
Turks are VERY gay
They forced balkan boys to become femboys and didnt even touched the women
Thats why turkic dna is mostly female mediated
Some turkic warriors spent their entire life raping boys whitout touching one single female

>>17838631 (OP)
Except they always had a chronic man power shortage so you'd just be overthrown or have the Byzantines run over your land

>>17838631 (OP)
well, which is she, your mistress or your wife?

>>17838631 (OP)
Agnes of France was loyal to BGC (big greek cock) which the Crusaders respected

>>17839426
more likely he'd ally with the turks and while the turks fuck gweak boys he'll fuck gweak women

>>17839571
Turks prefered pale neotonous twinks, that would fit more crusaders
Greeks were already too much hairy/tanned and masculine faced on average compared to crusaders for turks

>>17839534
Mistress my wife will be a French or German woman with pristine pale skin and long blonde hair.

>>17838631 (OP)
crusaders only ransacked the city because greeks treated them badly and mistrusted them from the start, by that point Greeks had no concept of honor because they have only been dealing with semitic and asiatic people for hundreds of years. If they weren't such distrustful and scheming pseudo-semites the world right now would look very different. Than they did the same thing again 200 years later by stabbing the catalan company in the back

>>17839426
based
>>17839431
cringe

>>17839586
>crusaders only ransacked the city because greeks treated them badly and mistrusted them from the start
The 4th Crusade was diverted for the sole purpose of conquering Constantinople and divvying up the Empire. The Byzantines knew this, people before were scared that the Crusaders would try to do it before for decades and they had good reason not to trust them as all their interactions with Westerners have been nearly all negative especially with Normans who frequently broke their oaths and attacked them. Even other Western Europeans knew that the Normans were faithless and chronic traitors. Of course they were distrustful, nobody trusted Normans.
>Than they did the same thing again 200 years later by stabbing the catalan company in the back
The Catalan's were attacking Byzantine land and their leader Roger already started calling himself lord of Anatolia, with clear intent of taking their land from them.

>>17838631 (OP)
You are going to die for a brown jew «god» lol, westerners in a nutshell

>>17838631 (OP)
4th crusade to the mid 15th century is the most interesting era in Balkan history

>Byzantine Empire is fairly stable
>Crusaders fuck it up and carve out a petty empire
>Bulgars fuck up the crusaders
>Hungary, Aragon, Sicily, and Venice sticking their hands into the region
>Fucking Catalan and Navarrese mercenaries carving out their own states
>Serbian Empire forms and instantly implodes
>Turks show up, defeat two crusades amd conquer everything

>>17839683
>Justifying betraying the Catalan band
Byzantines deserved death and enslavement at the hands of Turks they invited over

>>17839718
>>Byzantine Empire is fairly stable
lol

>>17838631 (OP)
My favourite thing about you crsuader larping roaches is how comically deluded you are. Didnt you guys claim through a holy prophecy istanbul was gonna be conquered in 2025? Its mid july. Nothings happened yet. Lmao

>>17839721
>at the hands of Turks they invited over
Blame Kantakouzenos. He's the only one to do it and he was despised for doing it.

>>17839580
>pale neotonous twinks
the literal opposite of a gallic bvll

>>17839728
I would be in Greece in my erotic fantasy and I might remind you that Greece was, and still is, Eastern "Orthodox" and thus heretical. Anyway I have no plans for the reconquest of Constantinople so nope.

>>17839728
The said according to Phaisos in easter 2025 constantinople would be reclaimed. Obviously literally nothing happened and now the cope is that no specific date was mentioned and theyre totally getting it

What about crusading in Iberia and you get a sultry Andalusian Jewess

>>17839741
This guy look greek and he is an outlier and crusaders where germanic/Northern euro racially

>>17839770
Oooh tempting offer! But then my descendants would be Spanish but I guess I wouldn’t need to worry about it until I’m already dead.

>>17838631 (OP)
These maps are always wrong. Serbs never had Kosovo until the 1240’s. Before that they were raiding Kosovo for about 5 years (1186-1191) they controlled it but lost it after the Byzantine gained control back and defeated them.

>>17839426
>defeat the local bey
>take his money and qt son as a hostage
Life was good back then

Yeah, I'm thinking based.

>>17839726
Can’t be real Greco-Roman without civil war all over again.

>>17838631 (OP)
>I wish I could be a crusader lord in Frankokratia after the Fourth Crusade - fooling around in the hot Mediterranean sun and ancient ruins with my brown Greek mistress - and every year I would go on campaign against the Turks and Schismatics for the defense of the Catholic faith - and from the brown womb of my Greek wife would my Germanic seed produce bountiful sons and daughters who are strong and mighty

>>17842281
What phenotype is this?

>>17842285
anonymus /his/toricus

>>17842281
lol Odin probably told him to post that

>>17842306
grand sorcerer rudyard is so generous, he stopped fucking his harem of aryan supermodels just to let that homely oriental girl take a selfie with him