>Gobleki Tepi
>Therefore, the ancient Atlanteans were alien psychics who built the pyramids using sonic levitation, taught all math and science to lesser races, and built all of their cities on coastlines that later sank into the ocean so we couldn't find them
>Any attempt to say otherwise is because there's a cabal of evil archeologists who control all knowledge

>>17841905 (OP)
Is there an alien psychic in the room with you now?

>>17841929
Read his books, namefag. Maybe then you won't make such a retarded comment.

>>17841905 (OP)
>finally get handcucks book
>his first one, so maybe his others are scizo
>excited to read all sorts of fringe ramblings on aliens and atlantis
>its just boring archeology, some basic ideas about astronomy
>rambles about old maps and climbing the pyramid with his gf for half of it
>not actually anything that crazy

>unfortunately, all evidence of paleolithic man amounts to crude stone tools and there are no megalithic super societies
>DID YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE?!

>>17841989
You need to get to the one where he says the Face of Mars was built by Martians to warn Earth about climate change.

>>17841905 (OP)
>>17841929
Yes

>>17841905 (OP)
>crazy guy
yeah, but all that weird shit being thrown up at me made me go look. egyptians had some significant engineering 5000 years ago. along with some calculus precursor. very sharp guys. pyramids aren't tombs, nobody's ever been found buried in any of them. the first was built during a drought-famine. there's a clue, it's to solve a problem. i think it's a hydraulic ram pump. i think there's a 1962 paper with the same idea. anyway, they mastered hydraulics 5000 years ago. it stopped working when the nile diminished. no alien magnets. just water and stone.

>>17842603
sabu disk - that's probably one stage of a "turbine". one of them isn't much use. but two or more in flowing water would turn a shaft nicely. drive a saw, pump water "archimedes screw" was likely copypasta from alexandria.

>>17842628
and these "precision vases"- might be a chuck for a lathe gizmo, to turn and shape stone stock, and make more of them. their existence and precision show they had lathes. well that's part of them.

>>17842603
and that was labeled "ceremonial bowl" or someshit. it's something hydraulic, a valve or gate whatever. some kind of spherical gizmo. the other half is right fucking next to it for fuck's sake. anyway maybe there are an evil cabal covering this shit up. to push the egyptians into non-existence. for some reason.

>>17841905 (OP)
Last bit is kinda true though. The average academic/scholar is a Whiggian midwit

>>17842603
This is an interesting idea, and probably makes the most sense. Explains why Egypt won't let people use ground-penetrating radars or drones to map the pyramids, they don't want their precious monument to be nothing but a water tower.

>>17842673
yeah, "monuments" - who gives a shit about that? if those things are productive that would explain why they built them, built more, and why they stopped. they weren't bowing to some mighty god-king, they were getting water for their crops. this pic is supposed to be a temple also. i think it looks like valve works. it's still under water and there's "pipes" right there. anyway this "cabal" is blowing smoke up our asses.

>>17842687
and oh yeah, there's "Huaca Pucllana" in lima peru. a big-ass pyramid made of adobe blocks. very interesting. i think it might also be a hydraulic ram pump. there was a "mighty river" adjacent that's now a trickle. the civilization broke up when that river stopped being mighty. these things coming out of it look like pipes. i don't know what the sign says, but i'd guess "priestly caverns" or something equally ridiculous. people didn't throw their existence behind submission back then. they had to grow shit to eat.

>>17841905 (OP)
Correct

>>17841905 (OP)
>Gobleki Tepi
yeah, so the "tepis". apparently the site's been locked down, it's controlled by some 'world economic forum" org, because reasons. but in the stuff dug up so far, descriptions again tend to center around religion. that's saying that these people that were hunting and gathering suddenly stopped. to cower before the sky-god who might give them free shit. oh, and yeah they already knew how to cut and carve rocks, what hunter or gatherer doesn't? bah. it had something to do with trade.

>>17843707
>it's been locked down
>but it's being dug up
Which is it?

>>17843713
>but it's being dug up
those are your words. you tell me.

>>17841905 (OP)
>Gobleki Tepi
>Therefore my myths about settled agriculture and the origins of civilization derailed.
Shrimple as that.

>>17843719
>>17843707
>the stuff dug up so far
Stupid cunt.

>>17843858
mm. apparently, they found an inscription on the stones. you'll have to read it aloud to understand.
>HI YAM
>SOFA KING
>WE TODD ID

Based! Well, that is if he wasn't a race-mixer.

>>17841905 (OP)
>>17841959
>>17841989
>Campbell, in his book
"There is a narrative structure that seems fundamental to many tales worldwide"
>Campbell, on TV
"Christ is King."

>>17843841
>"evil" archaeologists claim early agriculture developed in the fertile crescent after the ice age
>gobleki tepi located in fertile crescent
>dated to 2000 years after the last glacial period as temperatures reached modern levels and the climate became suitable for early agriculture
>site littered with wild varieties of einkorn wheat and barley, indicating a part hunter-gatherer part early farmer diet as you would expect as they gradually domesticated crops and improved agricultural practices
>this enabled far higher populations allowing them to construct gobleki tepe, which does not have any advanced architectural features like arches
gobleki doesn't contradict mainstream views, if anything it confirms them, sure the mainstream is le bad and believes men can get pregnant et cetera.. but just because something is mainstream doesn't necessarily mean it is wrong, 2+2=4 for example is a mainstream viewpoint