The Northern Crusades are the most underrated and I wish there were kinos about them - /his/ (#17842275) [Archived: 377 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:53:11 PM No.17842275
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Along with the Reconquista they're some of the only successful crusades (yes Lithuania survived but they became devout Catholics) and everything about the setting is so cinematic. LWers are maybe a bit sensitive about it because le settler colonialism while RWers get in a fit about it because you have two WHITE peoples butchering each other (wow oh my GOD so horrible I wonder what was going on in the rest of medieval Europe, what Antiquity was about, what was going on constantly pre-1945, and what's still going on in Ukraine). Both perspectives are so amazing whether the Germans with their stark beautiful imposing brick castles/cathedrals or the indigenous pagans fighting in their hillforts and ambushing from the woods. The nature would be so amazing and everything about both sides, about everyone involved, is so inexpressibly fascinating with the Northern Crusades it is such a shame that nobody ever talks about them (understandably so from the perspective of America/England but still c'mon this is cool stuff).
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:55:02 PM No.17842284
>>17842275 (OP)
Both sides were also so viscerally brutal and fanatic in your own gods - whether the pagans doing actual human sacrifice by burning captives alive to satisfy bloodthirsty gods - or the crusaders exterminating villages and killing enemies to absolve their sins. It's like a human sacrifice *for* Jesus which would be so cool to observe in a film series.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:56:03 PM No.17842289
>>17842284
for their own gods*
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:59:18 PM No.17842298
>>17842275 (OP)
The Crusades were unsuccessful, admittedly. The purpose was a establish a Crusader stronghold against the tartar invaders, the Balts and Slavonians were in the way and had to be subjugated in order to strengthen the Order's position. The Poles, Tartars, and Rus most strangely rejected the protection of the knights for the lash of the Tartar, inviting them into their lands to fight against the West, suffering the Asiatic barbarism ever since.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:00:25 AM No.17842300
>>17842275 (OP)
The Northern Crusades were unsuccessful, admittedly. The purpose was a establish a Crusader stronghold against the Tartar invaders, the Balts and Slavonians were in the way and had to be subjugated in order to strengthen the Order's position. The pagan Poles, Lithuanians, and Rus most strangely rejected the protection of the knights for the lash of the Tartar, inviting them into their lands to fight against the West, suffering the Asiatic barbarism ever since.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:03:15 AM No.17842311
>>17842298
Your threads are very funny but they only became serious about Russia and the Tatars as a compromise *after* Lithuania converted since there were no pagans left, the Teutonics desperately needed a reason for their existence, and there were hopes that a common goal would unify Poland, Lithuania, and the Order. Of course this failed and so the Russian/Tatar theater was a nothingburger they mostly just traded.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:11:00 AM No.17843062
>>17842300
That's a rosy picture you paint of the Knights.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:02 AM No.17843363
>turning the last free white people into Jew worshippers
It was tragic more than anything
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:52:23 AM No.17843386
>>17842275 (OP)
>Reconquista
>crusade
Choose one. The Reconquista was a success specifically because it was not a crusade?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:48:16 PM No.17844736
First possible genocidal plans from Germany
First possible genocidal plans from Germany
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>>17842275 (OP)
The whole thing was about Germans murdering Slavs to steal their land, as allways. John of Falkenberg was basically a fucking proto-Hitler. Just swap ''pagans'' with Untermensch.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:32:24 AM No.17845487
Right wingers love them. The National Socialists used a lot of Teutonic imagery and celebrated the crusades because they killed Slavs and Balts. We are using white nationalism now to gain trust and fool them but when the untermenschen Slavs and Balts are in a position of weakness again and mass deportations of browns are finished, we will exterminate them for real this time like Hitler dreamed. Deutschland will rise again, we will blow the brains out of every eastern mutt and raise the swastika over Moscow and bathe in Slavic and Baltic blood. Christianity had nothing to do with it. They were racial wars where untermenschen were wiped out to the last man.

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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:34 AM No.17845516
>>17842300
>The pagan Poles, Lithuanians, and Rus
Only Lithuanians were pagan you dumb nigger
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:55:26 AM No.17845521
>>17845487
embarrassing LARP
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:56:45 AM No.17845524
>>17845516
Wrong. The Wendish crusade was against Polish pagan tribes.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:29:58 AM No.17845582
>>17845524
west slavic =/= polish
>>17845487
the primary sources talk about christianity and jesus, not le germanic race, if any germanic pagans somehow survived in the 1100s/1200s theyd also be targeted
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:37:05 AM No.17845592
>>17845524
Polabian Slavs weren't Polish you dumb mutt
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:59:34 AM No.17845967
>>17844736
VGH…
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:12 PM No.17847344
>>17845516
Some Lithuanians are already christianized
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:46:55 PM No.17847354
>>17842300
>>17842311
The thing is that the Order become a HRE hand to annex vast swathes of land from the Slavs and others folks there, they received orders directly from the Holy see or the HRE emperor and literally replaced a good bunch of the natives with their own, funny enough much of the crusades there are Saxons who the paganlarpers and charlemagne talk so much here, in the end they become one of the most faithful christians, but there is tons of different German tribes there.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:49:23 PM No.17847366
>>17845487
white nationalism didn't existed in that time and the teutonics commited sporadic and isolated massacres and supposed genocides, more to serve as a example than to kill a whole race/ethnicity there, in some area the knights favored even polish settlers, they even prefered to let the natives follow their original faith since it is more easy to control them than being christians.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:50:41 PM No.17847369
>>17842275 (OP)
It is indeed fascinating, they did wonders with limited manpower and resources, altrough technology they are years ahead of the warring tribal monkey there, they developed the region trade and infraestructure considerable and urbanized it too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:01:30 PM No.17847562
>>17842284
Teutonics also sacrificed weapons to Jebus, which is a very pagan practice.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:14:14 PM No.17847593
>>17842275 (OP)
>Instead of fighting muslims they were killing fellow christians.
>Lithuanians ended up getting christianized by poles.
>Teutonic knights were so greedy that their own subjects rebelled against them and asked poland to rule over them instead
Misplaced efforts