Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:35:26 AM No.17843359
You wake up as a French nobleman in Paris in May 5, 1789 what do you do?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:59:29 AM No.17843394
>>17843359 (OP)
Figure that if I time-traveled once I can do it again
Start looking for a way to go back to 1453 and stop the turkroaches from taking Constantinople
Figure that if I time-traveled once I can do it again
Start looking for a way to go back to 1453 and stop the turkroaches from taking Constantinople
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:23:23 AM No.17843422
>>17843394
why not end the revolutionroaches who are destroying the country forever?
why not end the revolutionroaches who are destroying the country forever?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:28:58 AM No.17843427
>>17843359 (OP)
Order french fries.
Order french fries.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:33:35 AM No.17843435
>>17843359 (OP)
Buy a country estate in England.
Buy a country estate in England.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:37:16 AM No.17843437
>>17843359 (OP)
Take advantage of the chaos and kill Robespierre, Marat, Napoleon, Voltaire, Rousseau and Lafayette.
Take advantage of the chaos and kill Robespierre, Marat, Napoleon, Voltaire, Rousseau and Lafayette.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:46:00 AM No.17843452
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:01:25 AM No.17843488
>>17843394
Futile exercise. The only way to change that outcome would be to go back to 1071 and somehow convince the Byzantine nobles to stop being decadent retards and the Byzantine soldiers to stop being cowards.
Futile exercise. The only way to change that outcome would be to go back to 1071 and somehow convince the Byzantine nobles to stop being decadent retards and the Byzantine soldiers to stop being cowards.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:43:52 AM No.17843544
>>17843452
If concentration camps worked in 1930s, they'd work then, too. And I'd shove your entire family into one too, red scum.
If concentration camps worked in 1930s, they'd work then, too. And I'd shove your entire family into one too, red scum.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:01:40 PM No.17843807
>>17843359 (OP)
Buy myself/stow away on the first ship headed to literally anywhere fucking else
>>17843437
>La Fayette
Nigger didn't even do anything wrong
>Voltaire and Rousseau
Weak ass bait. You showed your IQ level with this one
>>17843452
Based
Buy myself/stow away on the first ship headed to literally anywhere fucking else
>>17843437
>La Fayette
Nigger didn't even do anything wrong
>Voltaire and Rousseau
Weak ass bait. You showed your IQ level with this one
>>17843452
Based
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:54:01 PM No.17843945
Beat up some peasant, swap his clothes. Drag him to a guillotine, yell to everyone 'i cought this nobelman hiding.' Run to a revolutionary and take his weapon by surprise and in one swing decapitate the peasant and yell 'vive la révolution !'
I am a frenchman after all!
I am a frenchman after all!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:03:42 PM No.17844050
>>17843807
>Nigger didn't even do anything wrong
He was a dumb motherfucker who apparently didn't comprehend that he got on an anti-monarchist pirate ship.
>of course, the king will be pleased to be limited to five million Louis a year, which is probably around the sum his dog kennel used to cost. He'll love having his family harangued by plebs, lose control over his own home, become a hostage to the mob and have everybody spit on the rituals that embodies his royal power every minute of every day.
>Nigger didn't even do anything wrong
He was a dumb motherfucker who apparently didn't comprehend that he got on an anti-monarchist pirate ship.
>of course, the king will be pleased to be limited to five million Louis a year, which is probably around the sum his dog kennel used to cost. He'll love having his family harangued by plebs, lose control over his own home, become a hostage to the mob and have everybody spit on the rituals that embodies his royal power every minute of every day.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:05:49 PM No.17844052
Anonymoose
7/15/2025, 5:19:49 PM No.17844191
>>17843359 (OP)
Dress in peasant rags and sneak out of town go somewhere safe, contact the big bank and buy new house and new concubine
Dress in peasant rags and sneak out of town go somewhere safe, contact the big bank and buy new house and new concubine