>Did you..*splutter*...d-did you just eat...*hyperventilating* p-p-p-pork?! Right, that's it! Eternal damnation and searing hellfire for you!

Let me put it in a way that even an atheist that can't reason may have a chance of understand something so obvious as that.
>did you eat impurities that will turn it difficult for you to realize Truth?
Did you get it or is it still too complicated for you?

>>17844152
Aliens mixed their genes with a beast to create the pig, and then mixed their genes with an ape to create humans. Hence why the nephilim demon (half human/half alien) larping as Yahweh forbids the eating of it, because the noble pig is it’s cousin.

>>17844152
>pigs are impure because they don't chew their partially regurgitated food!
Your religion is a joke

>>17844164
You don't know if I have a religion. I did not provide enough information for you to figure this out. Yet you think you know shit. Atheists really can't reason. You couldn't even provide an argument. What a waste of time you are. Bye.

>>17844152
Why would eating pig flesh make it difficult to "realize the truth." Speak slowly so we can understand.

>>17844146 (OP)
Pork is disgusting, unironically.

>>17844146 (OP)
>A-are those...Iron chariots?
>RETREAT RETREAT RUN AWAY FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>17844195 You don't sound like someone really interested in any sort of truth. You sound more like the other guy, an atheist. Have your answer anyways, since it may serve others here: when you eat an animal, you acquire animal qualities. You don't have to believe me, check it in your own experience if you will. And what are the qualities of a pig?
Enough. You can do your own homework from now on. Bye.

>>17844208
yet the Lord then allowed the Israelites to brutally murder 900 iron charioteers just two chapters afterward and massacre the entire army of King Jabin of Canaan, eventually toppling him
almost as if - wait for it - the Israelites lost to the chariots because they doubted the promise of God made in the first chapter of the Book of Joshua.
>7Above all, be strong and very courageous. Be careful to observe all the law that My servant Moses commanded you. Do not turn from it to the right or to the left, so that you may prosper wherever you go. 8This Book of the Law must not depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. For then you will prosper and succeed in all you do.
>9Have I not commanded you to be strong and courageous? Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God is with you wherever you go.”

>>17844152
>impurities that will turn it difficult for you to realize Truth?
Are you a fucking Chinaman or a Muslim? Make up your mind.

>>17844146 (OP)
>What goeth into the mouth defileth not a man; but what cometh out of the mouth, that defileth a man
Your response Rothberg?

>>17844169
>. I did not provide enough information for you to figure this out.
nta but you did
>>17844152
>>did you eat impurities that will turn it difficult for you to realize Truth?
Eating a certain food does not have that kind of consequences. You're a liar just like your God.

>>17844385
>you will succeed but only if you do exactly as I say, or else.
>I'm a wise and loving God btw.

>1000 years later
>changed my mind, you can eat pork and don't need to cut the tip of your dick, it was a prank lol

>>17844292
Obvious bait is obvious, but pigs are more intelligent than cows or even cats. They're not disgusting animals, which should be more of a reason NOT to eat them than just saying they're dirty and you're dirty for eating them. But am I not dirty for washing the feet of sinners? Christians don't understand anything they just like to play with ancient idioms as if they were literal fact

>>17844564
>boys I'm freely giving you my blessing, go forth and conquer and just stay away from nasty false cults ok?
>*doesn't even look away*
>*Hebrews KNOWS you aren't looking away*
>they start worshipping demons openly again
>"OH GOD WHY ARE WE GETTING SLAUGHTERED BY THOSE CHARIOTS ELOHIM AHHHH"
how hard is it to just follow the basic sets of orders God laid down in exchange for empire, glory and eternal life? No, really, why is your FIRST reflex to say "oh, because God asks for something - even if it's just my barest acknowledgement - I have to worship something else or scorn Him". wtf is wrong with you guys?

>>17844652
Good question. Apparently this real god wasn't able to convince a bunch of Iron Age tribals of his existence so they started worshipping fake gods.

>>17844670
>Apparently this real god wasn't able to convince a bunch of Iron Age tribals of his existence so they started worshipping fake gods.
God doesn't _need_ to do anything for you or anyone by definition. He _wants_ to do something for you, like bless you above all nations, or give you eternal life and end your sins, because He chooses it to be. If you want to disbelieve like the Hebrews did, enjoy getting your ass beaten by chariots.
The truth is inconsequential to its own popularity. It simply is.

>>17844684
Well, he did plenty of miracles for the Hebrews, but like I said, apparently supernatural occurrences were so common in the early iron age Near East that this wasn't enough for them to worship him.

>>17844710
If God would just appear to me, just once, and tell me to follow the righteous path, I would never need anything else. I'd obviously dedicate my life to spreading the good word. Why does it *have* to be taken on faith? Why do I have to take the word of obviously retarded chudcels and ignorant backwater Baptists? Just tell me right now, appear to me like you appeared to so many others (allegedly). I guess God doesn't care enough about me specifically to make sure I'm doing the right thing.

>>17844739
>Why does it *have* to be taken on faith?
everything eventually comes down to a faith-based argument, retard. Descartes explains in details that beyond the self-evident nature of experience anything and everything could be false, spurred there by a "devil in the cogs". No amount of sensual/logical evidence will ever surmount that obstacle. That's why God demands faith only as a base, because anything else for us puny thinking agents is a gigantic cope.

All sides feel the same really. Endless parallels and incongruencies of various metric. Though undoubtedly atheism is the farthest from the mark in what it acknowledges of its own lack of knowledge in sufficient totality to conclude.

>>17844146 (OP)
Why do muslims, christians, and jews all hate pork???

>>17844146 (OP)
>>17844208
Tick tock.

>>17845043
>schizo website
>schizo post
Lol

>>17844152
>>17844292
Other than not chewing cud (which is retarded) I have never heard any reasoning as to why pigs are "unclean" that doesn't also apply to cows

>>17844146 (OP)
>I give you the world and all the fruits on it for you to exploit
>but not this and not like that!
Jewish laws make no sense.

>>17844652
>I'm freely giving you my blessing
>but not if you worship other Gods because it makes me seethe
That's not what free means, stop being deceitful.
>how hard is it to just follow the basic sets of orders God laid down in exchange for empire, glory and eternal life
It's very hard actually since there is no evidence for such gifts actually being real. Just empty promises. "You'll have eternal life" says God, "trust me, goy"

>>17845043
>People who have never heard the name of Jesus

so if a starving african child dies at 3 days old he's burning in hell for all eternity?

>>17844195
>Speak slowly
Chew the cud

>>17846921
>>17845866
>>17845043
>>17844208
>>17844146 (OP)
a rare case of The Raped

>>17846921
Let's be real, have you ever met an adult person of African descent who was a good person? They're all the monkey stereotype, actually they strive to *EXCEED* the stereotype in all that they do.

God is merely flushing that turd before it stinks.

>>17844146 (OP)
>willingly eating this without modern medicine around

>>17844564
>doctorfags
Back to watching House M.D, cuck.

>>17846195
If you read them as life-style dispensations specifically for living in the Iron Age levant it makes more sense.

>>17847864
It's in Leviticus and Genesis where the bible looks its most man-made, imo. It's a bunch of superfluous stuff that was clearly just grandfathered into Christianity because of historical circumstance and has no spiritual utility or meaning at all.

>tfw the real reason why is that the legions still preside in hogs to this day
>to eat pork is to devour the spirits of the demons
>they fear this

>>17844152
Lmao’d hard at this post. People actually believe this.