Satan - /his/ (#17844805) [Archived: 320 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:14:25 PM No.17844805
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If I was the devil, the enemy of mankind, here's what I'd do.

The first thing I would do is create the idea of "God." Why? So that people would listen to me alone. I would say that as the true god I have no form and that there is only one. I would tell them the most soul-crushing, gut-wrenching stuff to lead them into a kind of spiritual nihilism. One God, and this is as good as it gets. Worship me alone and do only what I tell you to do.

The next thing I would do is give them laws. Tons and tons of laws. I don't actually expect them to follow them because humans follow their nature. You drop an apple fifty times you expect it to float mid air? No, that's stupid. So what I do is take the best social engineering and legal mechanisms and create a legal code to threaten them with. I'd pick a small and helpless community, maybe a tribe in an area that's highly contested and gives easy access to many other parts of the world. Since they are always looking for an advantage I would simply tell them that their ancestors followed this law code and disobeyed me and those big scary empires came in and took them away as slaves and concubines. And if they ever disobey me again they'll not just be destroyed by big empires, but one day I will raise all of them from the dead and throw them into a big fire to burn and cry and scream for eternity. I would give them false hope through prophets that speak of a future redemption through a human figure that I myself have promised to bring into the world. And then, I would tell them that it is their duty and obligation to spread this religion, where you have to do silly things like not work on a particular day of the week or not cut the sides of your hair, really funny shit that would point out to everyone that they're real suckers and would fall for anything.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:36:45 PM No.17844868
>look how smart I am
You sound dumb as fuck. Maybe that's why you can't be the devil.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:43:29 PM No.17844882
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>>17844868
You're right, I forgot to add one crucial detail to show how brilliant I am. I'd also have my followers write stories with talking snakes and donkeys.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:02:15 AM No.17845138
>>17844868
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:17 AM No.17845273
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>>17844805 (OP)
ftfy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:32 AM No.17845283
>>17844805 (OP)
>I am very smart.
Cool! You are going to suffer in Hell, day and night, forever. You'll never have any rest. Enjoy!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:43:18 AM No.17845767
>>17844805 (OP)
Anyone ever consider the devil, if all stories be true, makes no sense as an entity equally so as demons? They have no purpose to function as they do.
>they are bound
No they're not. Cant be bound and then decide to have a big fight at the end of the world. Why even go? If they suddenly have free will at the end, do a giga spell to just fix themselves and everything else all at once as the ultimate insult to your king. Not difficult to comprehend. God would have no choice but to acknowledge the nature of virtue in the act.
>It's because they are to go to the lake of fire!
Just walk out. Everyone just goes at once and overwhelms the angels guarding the perimeter. Wow so hard. Matter of fact, do the giga spell, then walk out of the lake of fire and make the campaign up to the gates of heaven or to New Earth. Or better yet, with all the power and knowledge you have, just go make another place altogether. Does that hurt anyone?
>The sins of the past must be atoned.
The ones wiped out by Christ? There's no war left to be had at that point. All this hinges on the fact our point here is a test with our free will, to which I argue is pointless because I don't have true free will in this world. I think authority just takes people for a ride, God is better than even the best of what is written of Him, and has no desire to torture and destroy beings when redemption and repentance is always possible, regardless of what others try to force you to think to suit their needs.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:44:38 AM No.17846051
>>17845767
The OP has nothing to do with Christianity.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:37:53 PM No.17847492
But it most certainly does. A guy stuck his neck out for everyone to break the exact status quo alluded to. Then everyone and their mother took it and ran with it every direction, much to the joy of lobotomites that only think of themselves and in terms of what little they may gain in a moment of control. They cant equate an uplifted society with benefit to themselves. They are simply too stupid apparently to sort that out fully.
>inb4 I know nothing
Right because those same retards I am denouncing hide and silence any effort towards truth.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:56:58 PM No.17847548
>>17847492
Then maybe that guy who stuck his neck out has nothing to do with the devil. In fact, he might have even given people salvation from him...